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Got home late. I wish Canoodlia would give their National BBQ a break! (I know better. Climate Crisis!)

It’s good to be home for a few days. 

MAGATS in the House attack the U.S. Military. Four Democratic quislings join them. Oh, and all that blather about “religious freedom?” The House version of the NDAA expressly forbids members of the armed services having contact with the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. Once again, they give themselves away. Speaking of which, an Arizonastan MAGAT let his racist flag fly on the House floor. 

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It’s a world of weirdness. Jerry Nadler immunizing a witness against MAGAT questions. Joe to-the-Manchin-born pissing and moaning because the law still exists. And Rotted FK is gonna testify as a MAGAT tool, Fuck him.

Catching up with Day Two of the Tommy the Tuber’s Turnip Tour. MAGATs proudly display their ignorance of  . . . EVERYTHING going after the FBI’s Christopher Wray. Nitwit Nero octuples down on E Jean Carroll libels, throws hissy when Chris Krispy Kreme sets him on fire with Piers Morgan. Axios goes all “Mean Girls” because President Biden apparently has no patience with dipshitery.

Let’s be clear: Tommy the Tuber, senior senator for the state of Talabama, is either a stone-cold idiot, a stone-cold racist, or both . . . and no part or all of that will stop people in Talabama from voting for him. Whatever he is, the voters who send him to the Senate are Just.Like.Him. Forget it, Jake. It’s Talabama. Meanwhile, a pair white nationalists are in a tiff. It’s . . . emblematic.

 

Moran Monday for an hour and then two delightful hours with my pal Dan Fisher, as he introduces his new podcast, “Let’s Talk Ten”. If you’ve ever heard my conversations with Dan, well, it’s nothing like that. 🙂 Check it out!

Me? I’ve been running my tookus off, but its lovely to be back home behind the mic!

Crazy on a plane. Leave Britney alone! MAGAT gets 90 consecutive life sentences.

MonkeyUp’s bizarre ad has a lot of people’s gaydar cranked up to 11. His wife’s new ad makes it clear who the “man” is in that marriage (that’s how the ‘phobes talk about gay relationships, isn’t it?). Another moment out ahead of the curve, ripped from the headlines, as it were. A death in Q-Ball Land. Orrrrr is it? 

Scott.

 

Y’all!

 

. . . not done crying . . . 

 

 

Back from the road and a reasonably safe trip to Tennestan, but it’s always sketchy. We delve into the titanic intellect that is “Mom’s Fer Libertee,” a/k/a Klanned Karenhood, a/k/a Assholes With Casseroles, a/k/a the Brown Skirts. And, of course, a holiday weekend outbreak of Second Amendment Feeedumm. 

TW: while on-air, I learned of the passing of one of our community’s most beloved conversationalists. Farewell, Scott In San Diego. My heart is broken. 

SCOTUS SUCKS! Say it loud. Say it PROUD! Those fascist assholes saved  this one for the last. This was their dagger struck at PRIDE. Bricks beat daggers!

This is one of those episodes where one really has to talk about the elephant in the room. SCOTUS, in case you haven’t noticed, is crooked as a dog’s hind leg and racist af.

Mt. Rushmore is a demonic telephone line to D.C. Don’t blame me! I only report. But Dr. Mari needs to lay off the filler more than I need to lay off the Maybelline. That woman could out-kiss a Beluga whale.  Just sayin’. And that’s only the beginning. Man-of-Manly-Masculinity-Manhood Josh Hawlin-Ass- Sissy found his internal subwoofer to growl at a roomful of “christians.” And grunt he did! Me, I’m suspicious. 

We’re so deep in a hole trying to keep up with the bills that a bunch of billionaires in a Libertarian Death Thermos couldn’t find us. If you care about Progressive media, non-capitalist, non-advertiser-supported, “BUY GOLD NOW, you rubes!) radio, might you please help keep it all going?

Hey! A titanic tuesday without any references to the Libertarian Death Thermos! Yay! Nitwit Nero grunts and moans at the EVILgelicals. SCOTUS shows its true colors in a case affecting a woman’s right to be safe. OTOH, they kinda, sorta got it right in the case about the harebrained, cockamamie scheme known as the “Independent State Legislature” theory. Naturally, Fappy Thomas leapt onto the stupid, wrong side of history. 

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Count the MAGATS with me .  . . 

It’s no fun talking about a boy who didn’t want to get on the boat. “Be a MAN, my son!” 

Men with money should probably not be trusted. Hillbillies know that from waaaaaay back. Please Note: no hillbillies were aboard the Libertarian Death Thermos.

Libertarian Death Thermos final update. Poor, stupid fucks. Back on dry land, Sammy “Bad Breath” Alito has his own sweet, Sweet, SWEET billionaire. And Sammy’s mad we know about it. 

Happy Solstice! Most of us knew John Durham was a political hack. Today, opening his mouth in the House, he removed all doubt; may have even lied under oath. “Lock him up!” I guess we’re fascinated with the ongoing search for some really stupid billionaires who took a ride in a “janky libertarian death thermos.” Macabre? Yes. Understandable? Also yes. Marge & LorLor ain’t friends no more. The 7th Grade Prom should be a real dramafest.

Well, how about that! A Titanic Tuesday with an actual Titanic story. Also: the titanic intellect of Josh “Man of Masculine Manliness” Hawley. He’s Big Mad about Juneteenth, just like Charlie Kirk and some drunk doodbro having his first fifth of the day on Washington Journal. Merrick Garland had to be embarrassed into investigating Julius Geezer. Two instances of VERY good news!

MorOn this later. Bwahahahaha! Soooo sorry about Friday! That one was unexpected. But Monday came with a vengeance. A terribly stupid vengeance. New Hampshire Nazis. Jeeeeezuss, who ever thought I’d type THAT? Florida racists? Well, now! That was downright predictable on Juneteenth. And OH! Something we were alllllll waiting for finally “came” true. No spoiler. It’s too good.