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I wonder if I will ever forgive the ForProfit Media if they drive our President from the race and we wind up in a Fascist Wonderland. Pretty sure I won’t. Thank goodness Joe Biden is out there making the crowds roar. 

The overall picture of the Money Coup is coalescing. It’s a pure Media ClickFix. President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. was magesterial in his command of foreign policy and the crowd of pixel-stained wretches. 

This voter disenfranchisement game the “concerned Democrats” are playing is a Russian Roulette pistol with a bullet in every chamber. 

Some of us have reason to be worried, even if wealthy white men who’ll be OK either way DON’T.

MIss one day . .  .

She’s baaaaaack!

Missed y’all yesterday.

The hand-wringing, pearl-clutching, and bedwetting continues. If the ForProfit Media drives President Biden from the campaign, it should be treated like the unforgivable sin it is. Understanding Justice Merchan’s decision to delay Veneral Vespasian’s sentencing.  

The circular firing squad continues to form. 
I hate this ride. 

Disseccting the anatomy of an ageist smear. 

Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Will Rogers is giggling. “I am not a member of an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.”

“The times, they are a-terrifyin’,” sang some Bob Dylan dude. 

Panic never serves a purpose. 

Breathe. 

Think.

Act.

What.A.Damned.Day. Let’s sort out what SCROTUS has done to our republic, shall we?

P.S. The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water Smells is spending his first night in prison. 

Re-uploading.

Oh, dear. President Biden had a tough night last night and allllllllllllll the pampered babies of the multi-millionaire ForProfit Media had kittens with crocheted tails. Sometimes, especially like night before last, they annoy me past reason.

And thus, we had a nice session, bringing folks in off the ledge. I mean, c’mon, you can only flick so many cigarette butts down on MAGAT hats and still take joy at shooting fish in a barrel. 

We’re gonna be OK. And President Biden is OK. And Julius Geezer is the Father Of Lies. Wait. That sounds Biblical.

Mrs. Governor Ambassador Speaker-of-the-House Haley gets her John C. Calhoun on; goes full nullificationist.  Counsel for the Parking Garage has become a national joke. And she earrrrrned it! Tom (Headful of) Cotton channels Joseph McCarthy. MAGATS in West Virginia want to declare women “separate but equal.”

Greg Assbot wants civil war. At the same time, the MAGATS want to “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” and the Devil take the hindmost. Fox news idjit blames “DEI” for the death of three American members of the military. Oklahoma MAGAT mashes up John Adams and . . . Alannis Morissette? Chip Roy of Syphillis Springs, Takes-ass thinks the SCOTUS opinion on the border is the same as Dred Scott. Ol’ Chip’s a few morsels shy of a cookie. 

The continuing aftershocks from Nitwit Nero’s $83M verdict are at the very least a joy to behold. He’s apparently not happy, is, in fact, enraged, and his next target may be Counsel For the Parking Garage.

JUDGMENT DAY FOR Dimwit Domitian! The first of maaaaaaaany.

OK. Let’s try to collect ourselves and recover from the Christian obscenity of Wednesday. Counsel for the Parking Garage gets schooled after partying with Orange Genius in New Hampshire. AI attack drones. MAGATS are hot for civil war. What could possibly go wrong? Oregon MAGAT legislator says only Christians should be in government. Since Mrs. Haley won’t drop out like a good girl, the RNC makes plans to go ahead and coronate Geezer Disgustus. Mrs. Haley starts mildly pushing back against Nitwit Nero. 

WARNING! NSFW! Christians Talking Dirty. Strap in. This may well be the absolute most unhinged Prayer Meetin’ Wednesday in the almost twenty-year history of this program. There’s no possible synopsis. NONE.

Tha Madness of Ding Don. Elsie Stupidnik is coming more and more unglued. General Don Bolduc abandons his fomer orange god-emperor. Ex-MLB player and serial philanderer Steve Garvey gets reduced to ash in California Senate “debate.” He apparently likes to “touch” unhoused people. Ewwwwww!  More white-wing obsession with where people go potty. This one rose from the MAGAT slime right here in WV. 

A small announcement of great hope. And on to the wild variety of morans . . . fetus fetishists are beginning to realize they have a problem . . . with the vast majority of the country. Nitwit Nero is coming unglued (some more) before our very eyes. Mika inches ever closer to winning a toaster for our pal Matt. Mullah Moses Mike is in the barrel with his own carcass. Counsel for the Parking Garage makes an ass of Elsie Stupidnik. Double-bonus! Former Israeli PM Ehud Barak excoriates Bibi and his Proud Boys. SCOTUS gives POTUS a win and slaps Greg Assbot sideways.

This frozen new year is off at a jaunty clip. We take a moment to appreciate the how-in-some-god’s-name effect of Counsel For a Parking Garage at play in Federal Court. It ain’t pretty. But recall, she said she’d rather be pretty than smart. Girl. Careful with those wishes. Then there’s Mrs. Haley. Never have I ever seen a more flat-footed politician. Wait. Maybe W. Ohhhhh, no! But even Dub never said racism was “a kink.” Nooooo.