Podcast

Examining the Appalachian Apocalypse brought on by Hurricane Helene with more perspective than the Multi-Millionaire ForProfit Media can, or will, provide. Still, though, the morans we have always with we. 

Y’all, we finished September in a $1,150 funding deficit. That makes keeping all the bills paid decidedly difficult. IF you can, please help.

Hopefully, this file uploads normally. Fingers crossed. Handy Smurf launches the war on Christmas. Jason Miller approves of states’ rights to set up (not kidding) “menstrual surveillance.” Nitwit Nero throws his staff under the bus and babbles about a “little hurricane.” That little hurricane has killed at least forty people.

Not just every show host is back behind the mic a day after surgery, but I am! Had to. Too much crazy to let slide by. Clay Higgins gets his old-school racism on. Then prays about it. Nitwit Nero declares jihad on electric cars. Marginal Trailer Queen says MAGATs don’t deserve to win. Ohio MAGAT senate cabinet insults every woman in Ohio and the self-loathing MAGAT women love it!

Joe-to-the-Manchin born leads the way, followed closely by the MAGATs of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Nitwit Nero has his cultists chanting hate against Haitian immigrants. 

Muslim mayor comes out in support of Nitwit Nero. Another leopard who will be shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, when leopards eat his face. The further adventures of Mark Robinson, whose staff definitely isn’t fleeing from him and stop saying that. Orange Jeebuss and his magic faucet. Matt Gaetz tries to distract from his pedo allegations. 

Are there any MAGATS who aren’t complete perverts? Not if we judge them by the daily news. 

I kinda hate it when it turns out how right this community has been all along. But I really don’t.

It’s sooooo good to be back to the mic! As always, I leave for a couple of days, and the world goes bananas.

Cops endorse repeat felon. Evidence of Nitwit Nero’s accelerating cognitive decline. We now know who assaulted the Federal worker at Arlington on August 26 and it’s both no surprise and thoroughly revolting. Georgia MAGAT congressman says shot up students need god in their lives.

Sometimes I’m happy to be wrong. On Wednesday, I said Georgia would never charge the school killer’s father. I was wrong. They threw the book at him (as they should have). Nitwit Nero’s pettifoggers got schooled by Judge Chutkan. DonOLD serves up a word salad of truly demented status . . . over . . . child care. But he swears he and Hilbillie Ella G aren’t weird. Sure, Jan.

The NRA Roulette Wheel o’ Death stops in Winder, Georgia and tragedy ensues. What is “postliberal Catholicism?” It’s plain old theocratic fascism dressed up in machismo and Shady Vance is a big fan. Gin-Gin Thomas gets caught fangirling yet another gang of theocratic fascists.

Sorry about yesterday’s upload. Hopefully, the corrected filing solved the issue. Kudos to Isaach Hayes’ son for stopping Nuitwit Nero using his music. Fred Trump, III offers an explanation for his uncle’s disdain for the military. Byron Donalds can’t answer a simple question. Pete Doocy can’t ask an intelligent one. 

Remember working people.

Another day, another weird, creepy moment with the Real Dim Shady. Rudy Ghouliani’s about to have his stuff taken from him by the women he slimed. Nitwit Nero calls for a government shutdown.

We finished August $1,795 in the hole. If you can help keep independent, progressive broadcasting on the air, this would be a great time for it. Thank-you. 

Anyway, the MAGA vulgarity proceeds apace. Say it with me: “There’s No Bottom.”

Oyster.

Who knew Ted Pantload Nugent’s wife’s is “Shemane?” The last time I heard that name was at a drag show. OTOH, MAGAT mean girls are . . . just gross. Ick. “JD and the Donut Of Awkwardkban.”

“Whale juice.”

 

“Debate?” “Character?” 

Live from the road, we find ourselves basking in the afterglow of the single most momentous Democratic National Convention in my lifetime. Naturally, the MAGATS were simply awful.