Podcast

MorOn this later. Bwahahahaha! Soooo sorry about Friday! That one was unexpected. But Monday came with a vengeance. A terribly stupid vengeance. New Hampshire Nazis. Jeeeeezuss, who ever thought I’d type THAT? Florida racists? Well, now! That was downright predictable on Juneteenth. And OH! Something we were alllllll waiting for finally “came” true. No spoiler. It’s too good.

Started well . . . MAGATs mad at everything . . . awesome conversation . . . then . . . POOF! No interweb tubes! A crappy end to an insane week!

Love y’all!

After a couple of harried days of running hither and thither, your humble hostess returns to the air. And the Goddess smiles, delivering an actual, real, live, decent, humane decision by SCOTUS . . . well by seven members of SCOTUS. Fappy and Sammy couldn’t be decent human beings if their hate-filled souls depended on it. Nimrata Haley promises to pardon Tangerine Tiberius. Klannie Grannie gets burnt to the ground by Rep. Jasmine Crocket. Southern Baptists descend on NOLA to re-affirm how much they hate women . . . at least women who aren’t the sex workers more than a few of them likely, er, um, visited.

Episode cut short due to a tire blow-out I had to sort out at a distance. Figured I’d put up the fragment just the same, since it was Arraignmas Day.

Merry Arrestmas Eve! Nitwit Nero is losing it, sending “coded” messages to the MAGATs, trying to find a lawyer to stiff, and, most of all, trying to gin up a(nother) domestic terrorist attack. Meanwhile, Marge is grunting and Klannie Grannie is shrieking slurs. MonkeyUp DeKlantis shows his less-than-human side with a really problematic declaration to “honor” (his word, not mine) the Pulse Massacre. 

Wanna understand what’s going on? Turn off the tube and listen to smart people! 

Two dead and one indicted. What a Thursday! Pat Robertson meets his maker and it’s decidedly warm where he is. An execution in Missouri. SCOTUS gets one right. Fappy is furious about it. Nitwit Nero says the Feds have indicted him. 

It’s an almost all-Floriduh episode. Except for the Weaker Speaker’s no-good, very rotten day. What a joke Kevvers is! But it was also a no-good, very rotten day for Monkey-Up. 

Like and subscribe, please. Great discussion this evening.

Internet crashed part way into the episode. Sorry about that. MAGATs go after Chik-Fil-A and I’m enjoying it immensely. SCOTUS is poised to help kill countless victims of domestic violence. Klannie Grannie gets lost on the way to the big vote. Kari Lake doesn’t understand . . . music. The Weaker Speaker has a “Kick Me” sign on his back.

Previous upload errored out and didn’t post. Lets’ try this again.

Elizabeth Holmes is off to prison and now I better understand why people have such a visceral response. Political sleaze and graft in (shock!) Mississippistan. Drones over Moscow. MAGAT meltdowns over the debt ceiling. TW: audio has been released of the terrified son of Lor-Lor Boebert and her pervy husband. Nitwit Nero promises to amend the Constitution at the stroke of his stoopid sharpie.

Maybe this one works.

Who takes holidays? Robyn don’t take holidays! She can’t. She owes the debt of memory. 

The debt ceiling. Fappy writes another horrorshow concurrence. Idiot MAGAT woman heads off to prison after particpating in domestic terrorism.

 

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The debt crisis. Performative cruelty. SCOTUS attacks . . . water. Domestic Violence with Klan Boobert. A city’s “best cop” nearly murders an 11 year-old black boy. President Biden marks the third anniversary of the cop lynching of George Floyd. Jim “Jacket Off” Jordan has a hissy on Faux over MAGATs being outted as Nazis.

Demonic pronouns can get a body fired. Genocidal preacher takes aim. A wonderful conversation with poet (and my friend) Helene Fisher. Who knew there was so much subtext in the “Dick and Jane” readers from back in the day?

Our fund-raising is down a well again. We need your help . . . PLEASE.

Monkey-up dreams dreams of fascist power. Marginal Trailer Queen buys a used chapstick. Nitwit Nero tries his judge’s boundaries. MAGAT federal judge steals a girl’s graduation from her. 19 year-old terrorist tries to ram a U-Haul into the White House. Thirty tons of ammonium nitrate are  missing. Har-Har’s “Garden of Evil” has evil at its center.

 

Happy birthday, Susie . . . wherever your sweet spirit may be.

Lord, the morans are out in force! CALTRANS says, “Hey! What’s a bulldozer scoop full of indigenous bones, more or less? Nitwit Nero’s lawyer may have ratted out his client. Monkey-Up gets Floriduh sued again. Timmeh! announces his run for the White House. The Governor wants to hunt SC Dems (most of whom are black) with dogs. Former SC Gov (and going nowhere GOP Presidential candidate) Nimrata Haley tells (!) the Governor of New York to pardon the man who choked Jordan Neely to death for fifteen minutes. Nebraska MAGAT who admits she’s oblivious votes to strip abortion rights. Non-trans kids pay with their bodies for MAGAT transphobia in Texas.

Some days the bear gets YOU, i.e. me. This is the 40 minute podcast file I managed to get in before the internet died here at the Fabulous H.O.R.N. studios.