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“We must endure the unendurable.”

Only Nitwit Nero could confess doing a Pearl Harbor in front of the Japanese Prime Minister. 

 

MarkWayne vs. the Libertarian Opfamolojiss! Steel cage death match!

Erin go bragh! Donnie dons a green tie to slime the Irish people

At least one high-ranking MAGAT is getting the nuclear jitters, but for the wrong-ish reasons. One of Nitwit Nero’s nazis quits his job over Iran. A Kegbreath lickspittle general can’t speak truth under oath in front of Congress. An environmental disaster is unfolding in the Middle East.

How utterly STOOPID do you have to be to fuck up a war with Iran? Nitwit Nero couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel. He can’t decide if he’s already won the war on wants help. But he thinks it’s soooooo funny that Iran’s new dictator might be gay. By the way, where’s Pscycho Bibi these days? The  CharlieCreeps are coming for Ladybugs Lindsey. Oh, and SCOTUS Presidential Immunity also applies to HIPAA. Tangerine Tiberius is SO disgusting. Imagine him disclosing your personal medical details to the world . . . and you were one of his lick-spittles! 

As hell falls from the skies in Iran upon the just and the unjust, Nitwit Nero finds himself caught between Scylla (Bibi) and Charybdis (his owner, Pooty). Even Israelis know the whole thing is a con. Here at home, his creatures pursue their hateful ends. 

Your ‘umble ‘ostess frets.

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Palantir CEO goon admits his products target women. Melanoma celebrates “we men” at Women’s History Month event in the Whor, er, White House. Marcus Whorelius complains that he can’t tell women they’re beautiful at the same ceremony. Nothing like hearing a pedophile complain about his own misogyny. FockSnooz’s Howie Kurtz thinks Iran is planting “land mines” in the Gulf of Hormuz. You can’t make this stuff up. 

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Dipstick Diocletian deploys the “Never heard of her” defense when confronted with murdering 140 Iranian schoolgirls. Interior Secretary (ha!) Doug BurGoom accuses people who don’t want to incinerate the planet in the name of hedge fund profits of being “financially illiterate” even as our partners in peace, the Israelis make it literally rain oil in Tehran.  Hydrocarbon junkies. Psychos. 

Will Henrietta see tomorrow?

Will some poor kid from god-knows-where see the sunrise? 

 

Henrietta’s got better odds because Izrull has a taste for retibutive revenge. 

Those wacky overgrown MAGAT psychos can’t describe which phoney-baloney excuse they want to use for their dirty, illegal war.  

Who’s next? Apparently Cuba, that’s who. Forever Wars, here we come! So sayeth the Mental Defective-In-Chief. He and his buddy PscychoBibi appear to have the beginnings of WW III on their agenda. Gosh! Remember when Nitwit Nero said Kamala was the WW III lady? Oops! MAGATS begin to turn on Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem. More allegations of the  monstrosity of Pedophilus Maximus. 

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Ain’t gonna hear from Krusti Noem more!

ACABs gone wild. Over Lemon Pound Cake.

This timeline is . . . bizarre.

Whalehead DeadBear Brainworm-Lamprey Wants your coffee, wonders if a cup o’ Joe with sugar is OK for a teenage girl. Normal people wonder if a teenage girl is safe around Bobbo. No one in the MAGAT Whor, er, White House seems to know why we’re actually at war with Iran. Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem gets a  hard question and screws that up, too. She has utterly no idea what the 4th Amendment is. Cankles Caligula can’t rememeber the difference between his filthy old pappy and his filthy old grandpappy.

A call from the Ancient HORN Vaultsl  Reverbo reminds me of those days. 

A monster whom the TrumpStein files says killed little girls has slaughtered over a hundred little girls in Iran. Cankles Caligula drags the U.S. of A. further into his own sordid filth, even as the flesh of his body rejects him. 

Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey went to Austin (where his pal who wants people to get Polio lives) and told the peasants to eat more cheap, nasty cuts of meat. He wasn’t talking that way back when he ate veal from my plate aboard a cruise ship in the Caribbean. Bill Clinton puts the lie to Nitwit Nero’s claim about when he stopped having anything to do with Epstein. And since they subpoenaed Hillary, they opened the door to deposing Melanoma. And she IS in the TrumpStein files!

A(nother) three-hour FiliRoxster! 
(If only it wasn’t all horror and disgust), but the H.O.R.N. FamilyCommunityCongregation makes it both comprehensible and bearable. That’s good because what we have to deal with in this post-Harambe timeline is deeply disturbing. There’s a creep out there (natch, he’s one of Bobby’s pals) who wants people to get POLIO. Then there’s Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem and a blind man freezing to death alone in a city (Buffalo) when her goons dumped him. 

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The after-effects of watching a pedophile preen before the world feels more . . . Roman than American. Complete with the vomitoria;

That poor trans boy! I can he survives his forced detrans, I weep.

Geezer Disgustus will come as close to facing Epstein’s victims at the SOTU as he has been since he raped them as little girls. Stoke the stroke, survivors! Will he declare war (illegally) against the people of Iran? you don’t just send a couple of nuclear carrier groups to show the flag. 

There’s no bottom to the TrumpStein filth. Now, we know it reaches all the way back to Iran-Contra. One senses, however, that pieces are beginning to fall into place. Nitwit Nero will literally have to face the survivors in his SOtU on Tuesday evening. 

Dumbass Diocletian loses . . . throws tantrum.