Podcast

Shutdown averted . . . but at what cost? Funding for cancer research for children, apparently. President Biden mulls commutations for Federal Death Row inmates. This year is going to exit screaming.

It is in the nature of Fascism to sooner or later turn inward on itself. Looks like the MAGAT version is going for “sooner.” Marge thinks Leon Skum would make a totally grooooovy Speaker. Nitwit Nero demands fealty. Thirty-eight of his own lickspittles say “No.”

Even the natural world is going sideways. We can’t even count on the squirrels anymore. Bird Flu: it’s taken wing. Now the droniacs are trying to say NYC’s about to get nuked. FML. It’s Wednesday, so Tara and I have one of our epic coupla-women-sittin’-around-rappin’ conversations.

My heavens, but the titanic MAGAT intellect! Former Pennsylvania MAGAT gubernatorial nominee has hissy over Biden caring more about Ukraine than drones. Humiliates himself with an accompanying photo. MAGAT Rep says Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm will be a great DHHR Sec’y because he can do chinups at seventy. Comer Pyle says “de troof is out there,” but it isn’t.

Hoooo-weeee! All them morans! Marginal Trailer Queen kisses up to Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm, gets community noted. Orange Julius Geezer amazed at the number of countries in the world. MAGATS coming unglued over DRONNNNNNEZZZZZ! ABC kisses the vile orange toe.

Ho-ho-ho. The joke’s on . . . the MAGATS. No lower grocery bills. No better health care. No more polio vaccines, f/t Roxanne as Moscow Mitch. 

First he was the Father of IVF. Now, Nitwit Nero says he knows all there is to know about automation. President-elect Dunning-Krueger’s crazed stupidity will never cease to amaze. i wonder if he knew his “billionaire” Middle East liason is a truck salesman in Nigeria. Really. Not kidding. Nancy Mace is still publicity-stalking over her really-bad-handshake. Comer Pyle tries to preemptively make nicey with AOC in case she becomes the ranking member at House Oversight.  After yesterday’s NDAA vote, I’m feeling a lot less inclined to believe Hakeem Jefferies’ schtick about Dems standing up for us ordinary Americans. 

. . .  and we didn’t even get to the Christian hurt kids. But if you listen to the end, we name and shame ever D who told the military people who have kids to go to hell. 

Some of the names may break hearts.

It started well enough . . . 

1933 is here. Buckle up. You’re NEXT!

Sorry so late getting this uploaded. Between an equipment failure on my end and a server hack, it was a mess. 

Loyalty oaths. Sex quizzes. It’s how the MAGATS fill the government. It appears the Adjuster has been caught. And . . . oopsie! His uncle is a MAGAT legislator in Maryland. Nitwit Nero keeps telling America who he is. Hard-hitting, hardboiled “journalist” Kristen Welker sat by as he told her he would personally amend the Constitution to eliminate bithright citizenship by “taking it to the people.” What a dangerous damned idiot we’re going to have as a “dicktater on day one.” 

Big quake off the northern California coast; big freeze in Appalachia. JoJo & MikaMouse flaunt their clueless privilege. Nitwit Nero names a card sharp to run the IRS. Restroom protest comes to Mullah Mike’s office. Pete Hogsbreath claims he doesn’t have a drinking problem . . . as people with drinking problems will do.

It’s been a day or two.  The attacks are open and obvious now. 

Well! The MAGAT conniption over Hunter Biden is a thing to behold. If hypocrisy was a quantifiable energy, it could split atoms from the sheer magnitude of the shrieking. Another word for “tariff” is 25% Inflation. See Also: Trump’s Inflation. Nahhhh! They’ll blame it on the Illuminati or something. CyberDumpsters are no good in the snow. Who knew?!

I don’t know about you, but how ever badly Thanksgivingmay have gone for some, I’ll bet it wasn’t so bad it featured a Ketamine junkie lip-syncing “YMCA.” Raw Milk? No! Feeedummm Milk! Now with Bird Flu. The Multi-millionaire ForProfit Media can’t help themselves. They have to keep publishing fantasy pieces about how Democrats are gonna “push back” against Nitwit Nero’s fascism and how SCOTUS will check his worst impulses. MAGATS want the U.S. out of the W.H.O. because guess why.

Aiyeeeeeee! MAGATS in disarray! Bomb threats! Racist Bannon says Nitwit Nero took a bullet to the head. The President of Mexico calls out Orange Jesus. 

The one and only Tara Devlin of Tarabuster joins me for our Wednesday breakdown of the outrages. 

 

Encoder gremlins on the road . . . again. Hence, the late upload. Ugh.

Encoding troubles. Sorry for the late upload. There’s something strange about the way my laptop interfaces with my audio rig.

“It’ll be hell, but it’s gonna be weird.” -Me: Roxanne 

Tw-Four-Six-Eight! Matt Gaetz defenestrates! Pete Hegseth is getting more pervy by the minute. Sarah McBride doesn’t seem up to the task of making history. Bob Woodward SO OLD!