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Melanoma hisses “I sue you beeelyun dollursss” at Hunter Biden. Hunter doesn’t blink. Secretary HotMama’s squeeze, Corey, can’t get his dream job as her C.o.S., so he has to stay a man ho’. Russia conveniently hacks Court System. “Are you listening, Russia?” Wanna bet they have the Maxwell GJ testimony now?

Please. Nothing more than light snacks during this broadcast. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 🙂 

 

Gizzlaine goes walkabout. NItwit Nero doubles down. Alex Jones nuts on-air thinking about murdering Dr. That-Key-Is-Dead-On-My-Keyboard. JuiceBox Jeanine doesn’t know what a U.S. Marshall’s title is. 

August is Octavian’s month. Why, then, is Caligula running amok?

I decidedly miss the sixth alphabet letter on my keyboard. 

Camel Cadinal Comes Home! 

 

(AI will do the rest)

The betting is open on Gizzlaine. “Big Balls” apparently weren’t so big. Cankles Caligula realizes Miss Jadey was making plans without him. The Republic is in peril!

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN TROVE!  

 

Titanic MAGAT intellect marches on!

Boys . . . 

My key or the sixth letter o’ the alphabet is stuck. 

July ends. . . on yet another mad note. 

This particular Prayer Meetin’ is just a-crawlin’ with predatory, perverted, white, christian, cis, het men! 

It just happens . . . or coming up on 22 years, it has. We get it right. 

Episode description to be added shortly. 

🎙️Media Mergers, Sanctuary Cities, and Personal Tales – July 25, 2025

• From the hills that have been blown apart and shoved into valleys—Roxanne Kincaid broadcasts three hours of cussing, discussing, and saying things most polite people avoid. Appalachia stays scarred, and so do the people. ⛰️

• Hulk Hogan dies. Kincaid calls him a “racist liar and scab.” Says the MAGAT crowd still worships him because they’ll forgive anything done by “one of their own.” Quotes his infamous slur-laced rant. Wonders aloud why anyone would mourn a man who told his own son that God “wanted your friend hurt, not you.”

• Jeffrey Epstein’s shadow still crawls. Kincaid says the “full list” hasn’t been released for blackmail purposes. Notes it’s mostly men from “a certain generation, boomers,” and keeps pointing out that Trump himself basically confessed—“They’re going to accuse me of some funny business.” Kincaid: “Sexual assault of an underage girl is funny business? Funny ha-ha or funny sick?”

• Paramount-SkyDance merger: alleged Trump extortion—$16 million paid to avoid trouble and $20 million in “free airtime.” South Park airs an episode mocking him with an “AI-generated PSA” and a “micro penis” gag. White House fuming. Creators ready to be subpoenaed.

• A federal judge slaps Trump’s sanctuary city lawsuit away using the 10th Amendment and the anti-commandeering doctrine. States don’t have to be ICE’s hired muscle.

• Vice President JD Vance polishes “great replacement” ideas with Ivy League manners. He says “real Americans” share “heritage, manners, customs.” Kincaid translates: “He means white.”

• Callers voice travel fears. Jeremy worries about returning safely from Canada. Chi Woo delays a trip to Southeast Asia. Being trans, Black, or simply not MAGAT now means thinking twice before leaving home.

• Power always overreaches, then flips. Kincaid mocks those who think they can hold it forever. “We have met the enemy and they is us,” she quotes.

• JB Pritzker emerges as a hopeful Democrat: “Fearless, head and shoulders above Gavin Newsome, maybe the first Jewish president.” Illinois gave the U.S. its first Black president, “could do it again.”

• Environmental grief: “The surface of the state had been demolished by men and machinery and explosives… Its mountains, which had once found it easy to stand by themselves, were sliding into valleys.” That’s West Virginia now.

• A rare soft note: “In every bit of honest writing there is a base theme: Try to understand men. If you understand each other, you’ll be kind. Knowing a man well will never lead to hate. And nearly always leads to love.” (And then she swears at Trump.) ❤️

• Kincaid laughs about a Portland friend: “I hear less gunfire here than I did in Oak Hill, West Virginia.”

• And when a stranger comments on her chest: “Yes ma’am, they are, but I’m trying to grow my own as fast as I can.”

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It’s all absurd. It’s all deadly serious. And the monsters, as Kincaid says, are among us. Have a mask handy. You’ll need it when the fan turns. 😐

🗓️ Jul 25, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

🎙️ Hulk Hogan, Epstein, and ICE Encounters – July 24, 2025
“Broadcasting live from behind the cornpone curtain…”

• 📺 A South Park episode eviscerates Nitwit Nero (Trump). White House throws a tantrum. Roxanne laughs and passes the popcorn. The episode roasts Trump and Paramount’s corporate cowardice.

• 🔥 Password of the day: “Satan.” (Yep, he’s back. And he’s got a boyfriend.)

• 📁 Epstein files shake the room: MAGATs scream conspiracy; Dems say “name ‘em and jail ‘em.” Trump’s own mouth spills the beans: “They’re gonna accuse me of funny business.” Buddy, it ain’t funny.

• 🧠 Kincaid dives deep into RFK Jr.’s Epstein ties (calls him “Whalehead Dead-Bear Brainworm”), Pam Bondi’s sketchy Ghislaine Maxwell meeting, and Dershowitz’s… usual weirdness.

• 🐇 New creature spotted: “Yabbit rabbits” — MAGATs who deflect every Trump scandal with a “yabbit… what about…”

• 🦅 Fascists eat their own: QAnon Shaman says “f*** Trump.” Bill Esse, a MAGAT-appointed U.S. Attorney, yells at prosecutors who won’t charge peaceful protesters.

• 🧢 RIP Hulk Hogan: Kincaid isn’t mourning. Says he was a free speech enemy (thanks, Peter Thiel) and poster boy for toxic masculinity — sex tapes and fatal car crashes included.

• 💸 Trump’s press conf with Powell? A trainwreck. Trump flubs numbers, gets fact-checked to his face, sweats bullets.

• 👠 Macron vs. Candace Owens: A French defamation lawsuit is underway. Brigitte Macron is not amused. The same lawyers who wrecked Fox News are on the case.

• 🧴 Dr. Oz pushes “overmedicalization” while fluffing RFK Jr. for Health Secretary. Roxanne calls bull: “You want sick kids to suffer? Just say so.”

• 🧊 ICE horror stories: warrantless entries, lies in affidavits, and “maggot privilege” shielding agents from prosecution. One Indigenous woman claps back: “You’re the illegal alien, dude.”

🧾 Notable Roxanneisms:
“Nitwit Nero.” “Whalehead Dead-Bear Brainworm.” “Yabbit rabbits.” “It’s discussed all the way down.”
💬 “It’s hard to get a man to understand something when his paycheck depends on him not understanding it.”

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🗓️ Jul 24, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

🎙 Politics, Injustice, and the Epstein Files – July 23, 2025
💥 “From behind the cornpone curtain…”

• Roxanne, the “only liberal transbilly elitist” on the airwaves, rings the bell again — with no ads, no sugar daddies, and $1,530 left to raise through July 23rd to stay on the air. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute

• 🧠 Community in Crisis

  • Roxanne opens up about a listener undergoing a mental health emergency, wrongly accusing her of being an AI. She pleads: “Check in on your people. Don’t wait.”

• 💣 Epstein Files Detonate:

  • WSJ reveals Trump was told in person his name’s in the files. DOJ stalls. Jojo Blondie (Pam Bondi) says it’s “unverified hearsay.” Roxanne: “So why not release them if they’re fake?”

  • “Nitwit Nero” admits he’s in there — says the docs are “fake.”

  • MAGAT House dodges a vote. Mulla Moses Mike runs off to recess.

  • Ghislaine Maxwell subpoenaed to testify. Is she safe? Roxanne: “They’ll Epstein her too.”

  • MAGATs spin Roy Black’s natural death into “Clinton Body Count 2: Electric MAGAT Boogaloo.”

• 📢 Tulsi Gabbard’s Conspiracy Carousel:

  • “Skunkhead” Gabbard claims Putin spared Hillary in 2016.

  • She forgets to mention Epstein. Or the RNC hack.

  • Roxanne: “She’s got a bad case of Clinton Derangement Syndrome.”

• 🌊 Texas Flood, FEMA Flop:

  • Rep. Greg Stanton grills FEMA Director Richardson for slow disaster aid.

  • Richardson was on vacation, blames Abbott, credits “Trump’s leadership” — though he’s never met him.

  • Roxanne: “This guy’s a MAGAT puppet, filling a chair till the agency collapses.”

• 🔥 MAGAT Migration Mayhem:

  • ICE illegally snatches a Chilean torture survivor, dumps him in Guatemala.

  • Juanita High School teacher disappears. Over 59,000 abducted this year.

  • Steven “Halfpint Himmler” Miller rages they’re still not cruel enough.

  • Secret immigration courts let anonymous prosecutors abuse immigrants without accountability.

  • Judges complicit. Roxanne calls it “Star Chamber stuff.”

• 📰 Attack on the Free Press:

  • Emmy-winning Salvadoran journalist Mario Gavara imprisoned by ICE despite bond order.

  • Retaliation for immigration reporting. “This is a First Amendment hit job,” says Roxanne.

• 🧱 The MAGAT Weltanschauung:

  • JD Vance says America isn’t an idea but “a group of people” — i.e., not you.

  • Roxanne: “It’s Taney and Dred Scott all over again.”

  • MAGATs want passports to mean less than your ancestor’s ghost.

• 🐍 Kohberger & White House Lies:

  • WH claims Trump would have made the Idaho killer “explain himself.”

  • No such law exists. Just another MAGAT cosplay moment.

• 📚 Literary Moments:

  • Roxanne drops two quotes for extra credit:

    • “Knowing a man well never leads to hate…” — can you name the author?

    • A haunting description of coal’s ruin in West Virginia — any guesses?

• 🌀 Conspiracies of the Damned:

  • Q balls vandalize weather stations, claiming Doppler radar “controls the rain.”

  • Roxanne: “These folks believe JFK Jr. faked his death to come back as Trump’s VP — bless their idiot hearts.”

• 📺 Media Mergers & MAGAT Messaging:

  • Limbaugh’s ghost haunts media consolidation. Roxanne blames Bill Clinton’s 1996 Telecom Act.

  • “Fox didn’t invent fascist talk radio — Clinton legalized it.”

• 🗣 Closing Time:

  • Roxanne reminds: this show isn’t sponsored by BlackRock or Elon or Bezos. It lives and dies by you.

  • Leave a review. Send a dime. Scream from behind the cornpone curtain — it’s your republic too.

🗓️ Jul 23, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

🎙 Navigating Tyranny, Truth, and the Unfunded Future – July 22, 2025
💥 “From behind the cornpone curtain…”

• Roxanne delivers another searing blast of truth, facing down fascists, corporate media, and MAGAT overlords, all while $1651 short of keeping the mic hot. “Nitwit Nero can’t take us off the air — but poverty can.” Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute

• 🧨 The Epstein Files explode back into the news:

  • Trump sues WSJ over a “dirty birthday letter” revelation; bans them from Air Farce One.

  • WH Press Sec Caroline Leavitt doubles down with classic MAGAT gaslight gas.

  • House Speaker Mike Johnson tries to bury the Epstein discharge petition—Roxanne smells fear.

  • Ghislaine may testify? Listeners warn: “They’re going to kill her, like Ivana, like Epstein.”

  • Roxanne draws a damning throughline: wealth and authoritarianism enable predators to “hide in plain sight.”

• 📺 Media on Trial:

  • MAGATs tighten their grip — Larry Ellison’s Skydance devours Paramount to pump out 24/7 MAGAT mush.

  • Trump targets Kimmel and Fallon for mocking him — Roxanne salutes “the relentless Jimmy & Colbert.”

• 🧠 Culture War Dispatches:

  • Trump, the “General of the Culture War,” weaponizes stadium names and trans athletes to bait Dems.

  • He threatens to kill the new Commanders stadium unless they revert to “Redskins.” Roxanne slaps back at co-host Joe for repeating “that goddamn ethnic slur.”

  • AOC under fire — literally. Vandalized after voting down MTG’s cynical Gaza stunt. DSA accuses her of genocide complicity.

    • Roxanne: “Ideological purity is poison.” AOC’s votes show courage, not complicity.

    • “The left is eating its own,” Roxanne warns. “While fascists circle the wagons, we build circular firing squads.”

• 🧳 Border Tyranny:

  • DHS runs a “test” in LA, trying to abduct children from schools. Roxanne: “evil” and “terrifying.”

  • A U.S. citizen detained by ICE for five hours. They said, “No one has rights at the border.” Jaw, meet floor.

• 🔥 Odds & Ends from the Edge of Empire:

  • RIP Ozzy Osbourne 🖤 — gone at 76, mourned in real-time by Roxanne & the Horn Family.

  • MAGATs want to rename the Kennedy Center after Melania. Roxanne: “North Korean s**t.”

  • PBS doc Facing Tyranny (Hannah Arendt) gets Roxanne’s seal of relevance.

  • Listener acronym of the day: “TACO” = Trump Admitted Child Ogler 🌮

  • Nukes return to UK for first time since ‘08. Roxanne sees ominous signs of war on two fronts.

• 🖖 Pop Culture Palate Cleanser:

  • Trekkie tangents delight: DS9, Strange New Worlds, TOS, and even Dune get some airtime.

  • Callers ponder: Is hate corrosive or necessary when aimed at evil? Roxanne isn’t sure but knows MAGATs sure earn it.

• 💸 Call to Action:

  • Keep this independent show alive. Roxanne pleads for listener PayPal support.

  • Review. Share. Rant. Build the Horn Family Community Congregation.

  • And scream from behind the cornpone curtain till someone hears you.

🗓️ Jul 22, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

🎧 Moral Quandaries, Public Stupidity, and Social Commentary — July 21, 2025
“Live from behind the corn curtain…”

• 🚧 Bang bang: Roxanne broadcasts through a cacophony of pounding construction she rebrands as her “Santana rhythm section.” Listeners play along — password: “pound.”

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• 🎭 “Nitwit Nero” (Trump) essentially confesses he’s in the Epstein files — “so much was fake… with me” — and once agreed with Howard Stern that he’s a “sexual predator.” Roxanne plays the clip.

• 🖊️ Epstein’s birthday card to Trump: a crude sketch of a nude woman with Trump’s Sharpie signature for pubes. America, you’re welcome.

• 👹 Bill Barr’s dad hired Epstein — and wrote a sci-fi novel about child sex slaves. And you thought this story couldn’t get darker.

• ⚖️ Trump’s lawsuits are dismissed as “frivolous,” “non-justiciable,” and as full of good faith as an oil slick.

• 🧛‍♂️ Steven Miller (“Halfpint Himmler”) whines about Japanese cars in America; listener replies: “This is like asking why your wife thinks about Brad Pitt while she’s f**ing you.”*

• 🐶 Roxanne loves the new “Superman” movie: Krypto steals the show, MAGATs hate it, and nobody wears a red hat.

• 📺 Fox News lets Greg Gutfeld say, “What’s up my Nazi?” on air. Roxanne: “They’re not dog-whistling. They’re just barking now.”

• 📻 Alex Jones gets roasted by a caller who calls him “Axel.” Jones sputters “I’m a man!” like a Muppet losing a lawsuit.

• 📰 NYT accused of altering Trump quotes, smearing Zoran Mandani, and peddling trans medical misinformation. Roxanne: “The tired old Gray Lady needs a nap.”

• 🕊️ On Palestine: Roxanne admits many Dems are “supporting a genocide,” says the U.S. has disqualified itself from moral leadership.

• 🏳️‍🌈 Criticizes Mamdani’s decision to wed in Uganda: “You can’t support LGBTQ rights in Manhattan and honeymoon where queer people are murdered by the state.”

• 🧠 Laments America’s “absence of civic and media literacy.” Lies flourish because no one knows how to read past a headline.

• 💥 On wealth & corruption: Alex Jones is a gazillionaire; Roxanne’s show is fighting to stay on the air. “The rich hedge both sides — the rest of us get shredded.”

• 🤯 Listener emails bring heat: “Soups & the Lone Ranger are now too woke. Even Jesus is too liberal.”

• 🪖 MLK files dumped to distract from Epstein-Trump connections — “the banality of evil” in real time.

• 🎤 Listener’s description of Alex Jones: “If his brains were gas, he couldn’t fill a piss ant’s motorcycle.”

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🗓️ Jul 21, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)

📰 Epstein, Colbert, and the Banana Republic Blues — July 18, 2025
The latest episode from America’s favorite liberal transbilly firebrand, Roxanne Kincaid, serves up a scorched-earth, truth-first diagnosis of America’s worsening condition: media muzzled, courts corrupted, and a pedophile-adjacent ex-president slipping further into decline — all while the MAGATs chant louder.

📺 CBS Cancels Colbert — Roxanne Calls Foul

• Roxanne accuses “Nitwit Nero” (Trump) of strong-arming CBS into canceling The Steven Colbert Show, ahead of Paramount’s merger with Skydance.

• Trump reportedly demanded Colbert be fired for mocking him over the $16M hush payment.

• Colbert was #1 in late-night, but that didn’t stop Nero from gloating: “His talent was even less than his ratings.”

• Roxanne: “We’re in a pathetic banana dictatorship now.” 🍌

• Media mostly shrugged — another sign of a neutered fourth estate.

📂 Epstein Files — The Pedo-Ghost of Mar-a-Lago Past

• Wall Street Journal publishes a disturbing birthday greeting Trump gave Epstein, curated by Ghislaine Maxwell.

• Imagery: a Sharpie-drawn nude woman, a typewritten back-and-forth about secrets and enigmas. Creepy, coded, possibly incriminating.

• Roxanne: “This is mutual blackmail — I’ve got s*** on you, you’ve got s*** on me.”

• Trump, predictably: “Fake news! Democrats made it up!”

• He threatens to sue the WSJ — again. (Never wins.)

📉 MAGATs vs Epstein Files — Colliding Delusions

• MAGATs who’ve long screamed “Release the Epstein list!” now scramble to defend Trump’s name appearing on it.

• Roxanne: “It’s like finding out the villain in your bedtime story was your hero all along.”

• QAnoners, PizzaGaters, and Q-cumbers squirm as their narrative unravels.

• Even GOP influencer-types now attack the WSJ to protect Trump.

💉 Trump Spirals — Cankles and Chaos

• Roxanne speculates that Trump’s erratic behavior stems from fear over Epstein exposure.

• Mentions “chronic venous insufficiency” (cankles), hand bruising, and the oligarchs potentially cutting him loose.

• Trump’s paranoia deepens: “They’re not after me. They’re after YOU.”

• Roxanne: “The gaslit base will believe anything, so long as it protects their messiah.”

⚖️ Corruption Fatigue — When Nothing Shocks Anymore

• Roxanne bemoans a DOJ too timid to appoint a special prosecutor for January 6, but fully staffed to comb 100K Epstein files.

• Sen. Dick Durbin reports FBI staff were told to flag any Epstein doc mentioning Trump.

• Bill Barr’s dad gave Epstein his first teaching job. (Because of course he did.)

• JD Vance may be the next MAGAT puppet if Trump gets tossed — Ivanka or Don Jr. floated as possible VP picks.

• Tulsi Gabbard gets scorched as “Director Skunkhead Tulsi Gabbard” for calling Obama a traitor. 🐺

• Clarence “Fappy” Thomas and Miss Lindsey Graham also appear in whispers about Epstein ties and kompromat.

👮 ICE, Cops, and the Lawless Law

• Green card holder detained indefinitely after wedding trip.

• Police brutality rampant: Cincinnati protestors beaten, Alabama officer kills Black detective — governor blocks video.

• Roxanne: “Proximity to whiteness will not save you.”

• The U.S. legal system? “Castrated, corrupted, conscience-free.”

☎️ Horn Chat & Listener Life

• Fundraising underway — still $1,500 short of catching up through end of July 18..  Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute

• Roger in Oregon updates on health and gardening 🌱

• Pop culture digressions: Austin Powers, Office Space, Anchorman, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds spark laughs and debates.

• Roxanne shares a story about her granddaughter and Mountain Dew — “like a spider monkey on meth.”

🗓️ Jul 18, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)