Podcast

Krash Patel has a worse day today than yesterday. Li’l Marco’s brand-spankin’ new replacement makes hersel a MAGAT clown. The toxic Mouse says, “Always Be Capitulating” and cans Jimmy Kimmel over a simple remark. 

Ka$h Patel demonstrates, under oath, in the Senate, just how much an internet troll he truly is. He couldn’t even behave with a MAGAT senator and that’s saying something. Secretary HotMama gets nailed over sliming an American citizen her thugs arrested. White Supremacist Missouri senator gets his klan on. 

Cankles Caligula kills again. Another boat. In another Caribbean location. More dead. Still no actual evidence. More military men with commissions just snapping a salute and ordering extrajudicial murder and piracy on the high seas. Jadey Egg tries (again . . . some more) to be butch, this time with noted mayonnaise slurper Stephen Miller on hand to declare eternal vigilance against anyone who dared criticize Charles James Kirk, whom history, and no one else, will now judge. 

Kirk’s Killer in custody. Good, gawd-lovin’ Republican boy whose daddy taught him to be a killer shot. Matthew 26:52 keeps rearing its head. In other news, Cankles Caligula won’t measure power plant air pollition. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey plans to terrorize American parents next week with dummied-up vaccine horrors.

The MAGATS’ homicidal spasm continues to grow. Clueless and sunk deep in their cult, they can’t even consider the obvious: that it was a hit and the people with the strongest motives weren’t “librulz.” It was a hit. I’m entirely convinced. Remember: only ONE man in America is immune to prosecution in ordering a murder. 

Raised in church, I was taught to seek wisdom in scriptures. It was right there all the time, in  Jesus’ very own words: Matthew 26:52. 

Our pArTnEr iN pEaS, Israel, decided to slaughter some people in Qatar today. PsychoBibi treated Cankles Caligula, impotent and dying as he is, like the pathetic lame duck he is. In the meantime, Epstein’s ghost is rattling alllll the chains and (too) slowly crushing his mind’s pathetic remnants. 

Whatever shall we do about this MAGAT-on-MAGAT violence? Me, I’d pop some popcorn and yell, “C’mon! Let’s you an’ him duke it out!” Cankles Caligula endorses domestic violence. His “christian” audience applauds. John Roberts hacks away at what remains to anything resembling neutrality at SCOTUS.

The sixth letter o’ the alphabet is still dead on my keyboard. 

That’s OK. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey’s entire mind is a wreck. 

Cankles Caligula prepares to invade Chicago. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey lies like a rug to the Senate. 

In which speculation swirls that Cankles Caligula’s demise is accelerating daily because the Epstein crimes are eating him alive. The “Sunshine State” reverts to the Middle Ages. It will become a super-spreader where communicable diseases are concerned. And Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey goes to Congress on Thursday, to be “grilled” by the impotent MAGAT majority.

“He Ain’t Gonna Make It.” 

Everything else is post-hoc. He just went to war with a . . . boat . . . having departed Venezuela and bobbing about in the “Carribean,” [sic]  (per Marco Rubio, actually our Senior Diplomat. Eventually, some poor, American soldier’s gonna get eaten by a “Tren de Aragua” Anaconda. 

I hate this incredibly stupid timeline . . . 

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Happy Labor Day! Yes, the show was live today. . . because the morans ye have always with ye. 

Newsome signs bill into law to redistrict MAGATS right out o’ CA. Hairless Heydrich (“Mayonnaise BatBoy) declares Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey the “crown jewel” o’ public health. Circuit Court shoots down Cankles Caligula’s trade power grab. Mullah Moses Mike has no answer about the crime spree that is Louisianastan. Ice Kidnappers batter immigrant children while kidnapping their papa.

Y’all, August has been a rough month, but we have a chance to close it on a happy note. There’s $600 in matching money on the table through August’s end (Sunday night, 8/31). Every dollar that you generously give gets matched, up to $600. It would end the month with a sure enough Community Made Murrackle. 

The Annunciation backlash continues. Nitwit Nero doesn’t plan to leave in 2029.  Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey is a pedocidal maniac.  

TRIGGER WARNING! 

The American Disease strikes Minneapolis . . . and the MAGATS are going to weaponize the living beejeezuss out o’ this. As ever, something wicked this way comes.

Cankles Caligula wants to execute him some DC citizens. He was a bit happier when he claimed to terminate the black lady who governs the money supply. Chuckles Kirk has hissy over Taylor and Travis getting engaged. 

Desperate days in the MAGAT White House. Dirty Dotard Donnie is going to pieces and the only thing they have remaining is to lie. “You can always tell by the hands.” Meanwhile, the kidnappings continue . . . and Sadistic Hot Mama, alongside JoJo Blondie, wants to pimp out Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda.  A Brasillian woman was kidnapped in D.C. How much did you hear about it?

Short show. 

When Malloy needs help, I answer. 

Meanwhile . . . : it’s a Genocide. Our Partner In Peace’s own numbers. History will not be kind. 

Sorry about the late upload. Busy night.