Podcast

Dear God, they were right. The Epstein files really ARE much worse than the MAGATS dared fear. And it’s funny and disgusting, made the moreso by your ‘umble ‘ostess’s radio portrayal of that magic moment. 

Despite feeling like ick, your ‘umble ‘ostess crawled in behind the mic for three hours of stellar, independent radio. And now I need a shower. Those Epstein emails get worse and worse and worse. Dribble, dribble, dribble. Guess who came to dinner with DonOLD on Thanksgiving, 2017? Yup! Itttttttt’s JEFFREY! Nitwit Nero may never do another press conference again. Oh, and the CHILD that Matt Gaetz paid to sexually abuse has come forward. Do the honorable thing, Matt. And I don’t mean marry her. Lindsey Hooligan gets exposed in Federal Court. The Hon Cameron Currie doesn’t appear to be amused. 

Sorry for the early (and abrupt) end. Got hit with a nasty wave of nausea mid-program. 

Dulce et derpcorum est, as far as Nitwit Nero is concerned. That dirty, old dotard couldn’t get past the first three words of “God Bless America” during the ceremony today at Arlington. But he did dance a little, minus the hand job, er, jive. Mullah Moses Mike prepares to call the inmates back to Bedlam to put the wood to America. Senate “clean” CR has a half-million dollar giveaway for seven senators. 

Deconstructing the monumental betrayal by eight senate dems in the dark and still of a frigid Sunday night. So pathetic and vile on every level imaginable. They did it entirely for themselves. For once, there’s no cogent argument for why they did. It was nothing but the most naked and craven kind of cowardice and calculation. 

Friday and your ‘umble ‘ostess is riding out some crud, but the zeitgeist waits for no bug. Nitwit Nero jets away (on our damned dime) to MAGA-Loco, where “the World waits” (will anyone besides me get that?) to see if he can actually walk from the golf cart to the green, or if he can even play at all. JimmiDick Bowman lets it slip that he ditched ConLaw 1. In the meantime, his vulgar pettifoggers toddle off to SCOTUS to demand the right to starve children. “America First,” y’all! Oh, and another MAGAT turns out to be a total kinkster (no shame!) except for the hypocrisy!
Happy weekend, y’all. 

Your ‘umble ‘ostess is under yon weather, hence the shortened program. Still, we packed in SCOTUS corruption, ICE perjury, and a health crisis (no, not that one) in the Oval Office.

Fascist MAGATS turn cannibal the day after they got plum whooped. Wail harder. Nitwit Nero doesn’t know why he had an MRI. Dementia patients often don’t. 

Sorry about yesterday. The Plebs speak for themselves today.

I’m a tad distracted. I have a new granddaughter.

Boo!

Stay safe out there. We’re living in spooky times, and not in a fun way. 

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Nitwit Nero cans the panel that advises on monuments in DC. Because of course. MAGAT scum goes before the Court and gets a reading of the Riot Act: Rope–>Self–>Hang. MAGATS prove that Mark Twain will always be relevant. MAGAT NJ Congresscreep thumbs his nose at Mullah Moses Mike, not that he’s paying attention, nudge-nudge, wink-wink. WV’s pill-rolling governor asks already hungry West Virginians to contribute to his food bank scam.

We’re in the deepest funding hole ever, and I more than understand. If you can help, though, this is the time: https://HeadOn.Live

I love y’all! From then to now.

 

We’ve reached the starve-them-into-submission portion of Cankles Caligula’s evil plot. SNAP runs out in eight days and the USDA is bragging about making people go hungry. OTOH, Nitwit Nero’s Argentine bribe money would feed hungry American bellies. Illinois Secretary of State opens an investigation into the ICE filth violating vehicular law. AG Letitia James of NY opens a tip line for people to report crimes by the ICE filth. Michelle Wolfe releases a devastating parody of the losers who signed up with ICE. 

TW: the whole program sorted itself into sex trafficking, assault, and abuse . . . IN THE NAME OF JESUS!.

 

ICE goons are attacking disabled people now. They’ve also become a menace on the highway. Nitwit Nero is a menace to the Republic, but we knew that. Still, it will be so sweet when we eventually level that tacky-ass, grift-laden ballroom as the centerpiece of Cankles Caligula’s damnatio memoriae. In other quarters, Rep-elect Grijalva and the AG of AZ sue Mullah Moses Mike to compel him to swear in the Representative. 

“Weird”

Covers a lot of turf. 

That miserable, insecure, filthy, perverted bastard is tearing down the White House.

Damnatio Memoriae.

The Porch extends! 

Re-uploading. It didn’t go up last night. My apologies.