Podcast

Save this one for the future. We were here. We bore witness when the Republic hung in the balance. We heard the perfidy. We heard those who honored the Constitution. Most importantly, we have a sinking feeling we know how this is going to play out.

Ukraine lives to save democracy another day, and sporkfoot can die mad about it, even IF she’s the new poster girl for Russia’s “Useful Idiot Monthly.”

What? No Nitwit Nero trial news?TW/CW: heartbreak within. Government has consequences.

“The password is “867-5309.” Shhhhhhhh! Don’t tell the ForProfit Media.  Opps. Probably already did.

 

More slaughter in Gaza. Life, “ripped untimely” from her mother’s womb after Israel slaughters an entire extended family. Nitwit Nero has another terrible, no good, very bad day in court. 

Nitwit Nero’s first day of trial was telling, as his pal Pecker began to testify about the nature and extent of his buddy’s scam to interfere in the election back in 2016. Democracy gets a booster shot in Ukraine thanks to the House Dems and a handful of GOP members who actually care about the future. Great jumping Jehosaphat, but Tuckyo Rose Carlson is an absolute Moran. He may have just become the poster child. Is it possible that TikTok could have a worse owner than the Chinese Communist Party?

Sorry for all the upload problems. I wish I knew why they’re happening.

Nitwit Nero shuffles papers. Sporkfoot wants space lasers at the border. The U.S. humiliates itself and belly-crawls for Israel at the U.N. . . . again.

She’s baaaaaaaack! Even hail and storms can’t keep her down! Especially not when the whole world is going sideways. 

Leonard Leo gives the finger to the Senate Judiciary Committee . . . because billionaire. SCOTUS goes 9-0 in favor of (wait for it) a working person. Even a blind hog . . .  Nitwit Nero sweats as his first criminal trial bears down on him. Jury selection is coming and he’s getting more demented by the day. 

Sorry today’s program is disjointed, but sometimes life and family interrupt. Still got two hours in, just the same. 

Arizonastan claws back 1864 to deny women bodily autonomy. SCOTUS lets a man die and doesn’t give a tinker’s dam that he had really rotten lawyers. Zaporezhia nuclear plant attacks move the IAEA to . . . call a meeting. Bad cops being bad. A bad judge being worse. 

MAGAT morans stalk the land. Nitwit Nero announces his abortion “policy” and gets immediately savaged by the Biden/Harris team. The Man Who Looks Like How Rancid Hot Dog Water smells exorcises . . . an eclipse. WV State Treasurer attacks banks for not being sufficiently obsequious to predatory coal and gas companies. Pope Frank declares that trans people are trying to play gawd. Louisianastan moves to close domestic violence shelters. Rotted FK followers discover C-Span.

Y’all, it’s been a week. Shortly after Friday’s program closed, the ISP of Your Humble Hostess spiraled deep into the earth. It has found its way back. 

No, Dorothy (or, in this case, Roxanne) didn’t get blown over the rainbow. Too close for comfort just the same. 

Short broadcast. 

Girl’s running a campaign after all . . . . 

Late upload. Tech issue. Or perhaps PEBKAC.

Nitwit Nero: would you buy a bible from this guy?  It may be blank for all anyone knows. John Eastman, legal jeeeeeenyus, gets disbarred and doubles down. The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water Smells shrieks “Nazis!” over Orange Julius Geezer’s “first amendment” hearing today in Atlanta. 

A MAGAT district judge, in cahoots with SCOTUS, is doing his best to make sure the next insurrection succeeds. The Republic is genuinely in peril.

Baltimore bridge collapse brings MAGAT nutcases scurrying out from behind the baseboards. SCOTUS hears another case attacking women’s freedom. Sammy “Bad Breath” Alito reeeeally hates women. In Minnesota, “the cattle are coming, the cattle are coming. Arm yourselves!”

The MAGA Moran catches a break. The only questions are why and how. Ronna Romney McDaniel gets buried in derision by NBC News on-air personnel. Is Nitwit Nero’s degenerative dementia worse than thought? A forensic psychiatrist thinks so. 

Chickens come home to roost for Pooty and Mother Russia. Sporkfoot makes her move on Mullah Moses Mike. That rancid mayonnaise jar is in profound jeopardy. House passes CR to massive grunting and squealing from the Feeeedummm Carcass. Another trans man gets murdered, this time in Utah. Candy-O gets an apple and a roadmap from Li’l Bennie “Dry Wife” Shapiro. Tennestan legislative solons declare war on chemtrails.