Podcast

Jack Smith brings the receipts to the House. It doesn’t work out well for the MAGATS. Howard Nutlick couldn’t give a straight answer in Davos. West Virginia’s brain-drained legislature wants to let cops create a list of disabled people. 

A man (lord knows not much of one) whose entire family has never been involved in military service, tells Europe they’d be “speaking German and a little Japanese” without “us” winning WW II. How damned gross! How utterly insulting to the memories of those who did give “the last full measure of devotion.” Back here at home, Minnesotans keep finding ways to resist the fascist occupation, even in the face of mounting atrocities. 

Seventy minutes of utter dementia. Before that, dozens of Tripes in a few short hours. President Grump is going, going, and all that’s left is “gone.” Now it’s off to Davos, where will swine and whine with the powers that be. And they’ll be nice to him. Damn their manners!

JoJo Blondi uses MLK Day to threaten a black man with a Klan Act charge. Klan guy gets a wet welcome in Minneapolis. Nitwit Nero sends pouty letter to Norway demanding (checks notes) Greenland because he didn’t get a Nobel for which he was ineligible in the first place. 

Imagine a cop . . .

ICE vermin attack homes. ICE rentals from Enterprise get trashed. Some Americans aren’t willing to passively sit by while others are attacked, G. Gordon Liddy’s paranoid fantasy comes true, just not quite as he envisioned it.  Has Cankles Caligula already had a stroke? One doctor, a medical professor, feels certain he has. Where are all the other Dems when it comes to impeaching Krusti the Nasty Nazi Noem?

In Minneapolis, they know the score. They are under siege and do not submit.

I,m a hillbilly. Does anyone here have a whistle? Why not?

War-fightin’ macho warrior of warring, Whiskey Pete assaults a new foe. Small town uses firetruck to assist in ICE abductions. Union autoworker gets under Cankles Caligula’s skin. ICE goons attack a woman trying to follow their incoherent commands. ICE goon threatens a man with murder. Another gaggle of goons abduct a U.S. citizen who had a concealed carry permit.

Hour late. A day.

A horror. A nation. 

Which nation?

Newly leaked video from the MAGAT braintrust shows Renee Good telling Jon Ross “I don’t hate you,” followed by him calling his victim a “fucking bitch” after he murders her. Minnesota AG and Hennepin County Attorney open independent murder investigation. Nitwit Nero names a toilet salesman as NATO Ambassador. Oil barons tell him they can’t just throw money down the Venezeulan rathole. Cankles Caligula sarcastically calls them “these geniuses.” Whiskey Pete Kegbreath takes the Doomsday Plane out for a spin alongside Laura Looney and her lips. 

The Murderous MAGATs are trying to brazen their way through their rampage in Minnesota. They can’t even pick a lie and stick to it. Republicons buck Mullah Moses Mike and vote to extend the ACA subsidies. The murderer has been identified and the MAGATS are trying to keep him from facing justice. 

An orphan, stunned and alone, cries themself asleep tonight. Donald J. Trump has hurt another child. 

The “King of Boeing” gets cut off . . . way too late. Toooooo late: He’s sharing his insanity with us all. 

 

A rogue nation commits a vile sneak-attack; a day that will live in infamy. A cabal of murderous war criminals is running (and ruining) the U.S. We are in a time not of constitutioinal crisis, but constitutional collapse. 

Breathe. 

Just breathe. 

Once upon a time, there were “slow news days” during the Holiday Season. Those days are long gone. MAGAT crime and corruption never takes a day off.

Happy New Year to the whole H.O.R.N. Family/Community/Congregation!

A bit thinky this time. 

All those years we read Heinlein and Rand so as to understand the fascist position. And now I find out the fascists have a new gospel and a new prophet. All the smalldicks (credit: Jason Isbell) get together in one-handed bookclubs and talk about a white America. 

Tell me again how MAGATS=/= Nazis.

This godforsaken year is going to dumbass its way to the bitter end. Let’s check in with Harmeet “The Harridan” Dhillon, who’s big mad at . . . MAGA? Yup. Or Mayonnnaise Miller, wheezing and grunting online about an America without white folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg . . . wait: that’s Tuesdays.

Nitwit Nero attacks . . . Nigeria. His father would be SO proud.

Happy Holidays and Wondrous Weekend, y’all!

Happy Birthday, Ferg, my son!

This will go down as the Epstein Christmas . . . when the nation (and the world) learned a new meaning of “monster.”

Happy Holidays, y’all!