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This was the day. Early voting opened in Georgia. Jimmy Carter made it and as far as I’m concerned, he’s a saint. Nitwit Nero holds a dance party instead of a town hall and no one even tried to intervene. Y’all, he ain’t gonna make it. Meanwhile, his pettifoggers have gone whining to the Circuit Court of Appeals trying to get the District Court’s ruling refusing to move the case to federal court overturned.

Y’all, Captain Anonymous offered, at program’s end, to match the next $300 that come in. This is a great opportunity for the Overnight Crew to help knock the deficit down to $585, which is monumental for the middle of the month. Want to double the value of your contribution?

MAGAT threatens to murder FEMA workers, gets arrested in possession of weapons necessary to the accomplishment of his goal. Arraigned, judge turns him loose on a penny-ante bail. FEMA meanwhile, pulls its workers because of threats by marauding MAGAT militias “hunting” those workers. German intel agencies report likelihood of Russian attack on NATO by 2030 at the latest. IS Shady Vance a closeted gay man? Recall the passage from his “Hillbilly Eulogy.”

The funding deficit for the month so far is at $1,670. We run this broadcast on a shoestring, but the shoestring stays perpetually nigh to breaking. We badly need your help.

PeeWee Herman Goering fires up a Nitwit Nero crowd with exhortations to attack immigrants. His daddy babbles about circles and demands a military air escort because  . . . Iran. Radio talker burns a MAGAT to ash in epic takedown. Tulsi Gabbard says Democrats have exposed themselves. Did Nitwit Nero break the law in his Pooty pillow talks? ForProfit Media finally catches on and starts wondering about those “undecided” voters.

SuperFriends! 

Matt in SF said this episode should be called “Roxanne needs a couple of ‘mother’s little helpers’.” I might have gotten a mite cranky. In my own defense, it was defintely righteous anger. Florida was being crushed even before Milton made landfall. MAGAT spokescreeps were still lying about it while Multi-millionaire ForProfit media members were powerless to call it out. Nitwit Nero remembers who “Black Nazi” Mark Robinson is. And Mark’s wife is as much a piece of work as her husband. Who gets sued by the Girl Scouts, for pity’s sake?

Floriduh braces for Milton. MAGAT attack blonde declares she’s “heard of” dead babies floating in the water. Alex Jones grunts that Kamala is controlling the hurricanes. NC GOP congressman has to call out all the lies members of his party are spreading. Kamala goes on “The View” and King MAGAT has a conniption.

With a hurricane bearing down upon him, Ron “Monkey-Up GoGo Boots” De Klantis chooses that moment to be an absolute ass, refusing to take a call from VP Harris. Nitwit Nero grins during a memorial service for a dead rabbi at an October 7 remembrance, while also deploying Nazi eugenics talking points. NYT reporter gets ever-so-gently called out for his employer’s sanewashing.

Shady Vance declares his Daddy won 2020. Montana MAGAT leans in on anti-Indigenous hate. Idaho MAGAT tells indigenous woman to “go back where [she] came from. You first, white dood! Dim Shady gets schooled by actual economist. Pete Buttigieg owns Leon Skum.

Dock worker strike ends. Christian hate grift sets up in NC. Melanoma comes out in favor of abortion . . . sure, Jan. Cassidy Hutchinson manshames MAGATS. Jack Smith leans into Amy Covid Barrett’s immunity opinion. MAGAT reporter waxes breathless about the commonalities between Orange Jesus and the other Jesus.

Post-debate debrief. There can be no doubt that Jelly Donut Vance is a Master Debater. (C’mon! You KNEW I’d go there!). Beyond the debate, however, we have an update on the Hillbilly Gothic murder in Letcher County, Kentucky. It gets worse. The Harris/Walz campaign jumped right on Dim Shady’s inability to say his Daddy didn’t win in 2020. Inside the hate directed at officials in Springfield, Ohio.

Getting Set for the debate. Watching Bibi continue to throw matches at a sea of gasoline. Happy 100th Birthday to Jimmy Carter, the most decent man ever to serve as President. Nitwit Nero grunts about the ruin of education. Guess who’s doing the ruining? Of course we know! Update to the murder in Letcher County, Kentucky. 

Examining the Appalachian Apocalypse brought on by Hurricane Helene with more perspective than the Multi-Millionaire ForProfit Media can, or will, provide. Still, though, the morans we have always with we. 

Y’all, we finished September in a $1,150 funding deficit. That makes keeping all the bills paid decidedly difficult. IF you can, please help.

Hopefully, this file uploads normally. Fingers crossed. Handy Smurf launches the war on Christmas. Jason Miller approves of states’ rights to set up (not kidding) “menstrual surveillance.” Nitwit Nero throws his staff under the bus and babbles about a “little hurricane.” That little hurricane has killed at least forty people.

Not just every show host is back behind the mic a day after surgery, but I am! Had to. Too much crazy to let slide by. Clay Higgins gets his old-school racism on. Then prays about it. Nitwit Nero declares jihad on electric cars. Marginal Trailer Queen says MAGATs don’t deserve to win. Ohio MAGAT senate cabinet insults every woman in Ohio and the self-loathing MAGAT women love it!

Joe-to-the-Manchin born leads the way, followed closely by the MAGATs of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Nitwit Nero has his cultists chanting hate against Haitian immigrants. 

Muslim mayor comes out in support of Nitwit Nero. Another leopard who will be shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, when leopards eat his face. The further adventures of Mark Robinson, whose staff definitely isn’t fleeing from him and stop saying that. Orange Jeebuss and his magic faucet. Matt Gaetz tries to distract from his pedo allegations. 

Are there any MAGATS who aren’t complete perverts? Not if we judge them by the daily news. 

I kinda hate it when it turns out how right this community has been all along. But I really don’t.

It’s sooooo good to be back to the mic! As always, I leave for a couple of days, and the world goes bananas.

Cops endorse repeat felon. Evidence of Nitwit Nero’s accelerating cognitive decline. We now know who assaulted the Federal worker at Arlington on August 26 and it’s both no surprise and thoroughly revolting. Georgia MAGAT congressman says shot up students need god in their lives.