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Nitwit Nero got played by Iran like the real Nero’s own fiddle; so much so that poor ol’ Alex Jones (blessizhart) had another meltdown.  They’re gonna hafta hit that poor feller in the neck with a Thorzine dart. The Iranians now have a toll booth on the Straits of Hormuz, even as Izrull does its dead level best to squirrel the deal. Sen. Ed Markey explains to a cluelessly young CNN anchor why Congress must now debate whether the U.S. approves of a nuclear first strike. Nazi MAGAT in FloriDuh runs his flag up the pole in his alleged race against another racist, Randy Fine.  

Nitwit Nero doubles down on his threats of genocide (then backs down). The world shudders. The feckless MAGATS in the Congress utter nary a peep. 

Nitwit Nero turns Easter into a nightmare. Criminally insane press conference on Monday is so sick it defies description. Guess who’s talking nuclear war against Iran? Even the weirdest of the weirdo MAGATS are getting the willies.

Late upload.  PEBKAC issue. 

“Good-bye, so long, auf wiedersehen, farewell.” “Bye, Felicia!” “Buh-BYE!” JoJo Blondie, your life is calling. 

Nitwit Nero’s Very Important Super Double-plus Important Address was a nothingburger, an infomercial for genocidal criminality and outright stupidity. But the rotten bastard still hungers for war crimes . . . and maybe a nuke.  

This evening, after the program was over, I stepped outside and saw the moon through skating clouds. Full and round, she shone down on these hills and I saw her as I hadn’t seen her in decades. As I looked up, I remembered a child-me, looking at the moon and saying “We’re on our way!”

Mama was an Aries. Now it all makes sense. 

Nitwit Nero admits he wants to commit crimes against humanity. Iran wipes out a half-billion-dollar command and control aircraft and some refuelling tanker planes on sacred, Saudi sand with a single, crummy drone . . . and a bit of help from Mother Russia. According to a former Biden economic adviser, the world has about a week of aviation fuel before airports start shutting down. Good times! 

Y’know what? When the MAGATS and Centrists agree that bad things are gonna happen in the Persian Gulf, look for a soft place to land. Things are totally sideways among the MAGATS. 

Has it already been a year? The CPAC goons are back in town! Let the nauseity begin. Afterward, a great conversation with a Attie Lee, young activist from my neck of the woods in WV. 

Gregory Bovino: Cherokee Princess. His parents got him one of those feathered headbands when he was a kid (mine got me a replica hat of a Union Cavalry officer). While I didn’t believe I was a Union Cavalry Officer, Bovine Gregory decided, at the tender age of 8, that he was a real, live Indian. And went on to torment indigenous Americans. Screw him and his roadside indigeneity.

Good Christian MAGATS on parade!

Now we know why Nitwit Nero stole the top secret dox and hid them in the MAGA-Loco potty.  

P.S. The U.S. is broke. 

P.P.S. Anytime David in Oregon calls is bound to be exceptional!

Nitwit Nero goes to Memphis, promptly takes a snooze; not, however, before sliming a man’s dead wife. It’s his metier. Only a couple of weeks of Operation Epstein Furry have surpassed the annual CO2 output of an entire year for multiple nations. MAGAT “thought leaders” are admitting the real purpose of the ICE goons in the airports.

What horrors does the coming weekend hold in store? Cankles Caligula sends still more Marines to the hell mouth he created. The markets are coughing up blood, though, and that worries him. The Whor, er, White House sent out a spam, er, statement that shows Nitwit Nero is past scared. 

“We must endure the unendurable.”

Only Nitwit Nero could confess doing a Pearl Harbor in front of the Japanese Prime Minister. 

 

MarkWayne vs. the Libertarian Opfamolojiss! Steel cage death match!

Erin go bragh! Donnie dons a green tie to slime the Irish people

At least one high-ranking MAGAT is getting the nuclear jitters, but for the wrong-ish reasons. One of Nitwit Nero’s nazis quits his job over Iran. A Kegbreath lickspittle general can’t speak truth under oath in front of Congress. An environmental disaster is unfolding in the Middle East.

How utterly STOOPID do you have to be to fuck up a war with Iran? Nitwit Nero couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel. He can’t decide if he’s already won the war on wants help. But he thinks it’s soooooo funny that Iran’s new dictator might be gay. By the way, where’s Pscycho Bibi these days? The  CharlieCreeps are coming for Ladybugs Lindsey. Oh, and SCOTUS Presidential Immunity also applies to HIPAA. Tangerine Tiberius is SO disgusting. Imagine him disclosing your personal medical details to the world . . . and you were one of his lick-spittles! 

As hell falls from the skies in Iran upon the just and the unjust, Nitwit Nero finds himself caught between Scylla (Bibi) and Charybdis (his owner, Pooty). Even Israelis know the whole thing is a con. Here at home, his creatures pursue their hateful ends. 

Your ‘umble ‘ostess frets.

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Palantir CEO goon admits his products target women. Melanoma celebrates “we men” at Women’s History Month event in the Whor, er, White House. Marcus Whorelius complains that he can’t tell women they’re beautiful at the same ceremony. Nothing like hearing a pedophile complain about his own misogyny. FockSnooz’s Howie Kurtz thinks Iran is planting “land mines” in the Gulf of Hormuz. You can’t make this stuff up. 

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Dipstick Diocletian deploys the “Never heard of her” defense when confronted with murdering 140 Iranian schoolgirls. Interior Secretary (ha!) Doug BurGoom accuses people who don’t want to incinerate the planet in the name of hedge fund profits of being “financially illiterate” even as our partners in peace, the Israelis make it literally rain oil in Tehran.  Hydrocarbon junkies. Psychos.