Category: Full Shows

AI? It’s gonna save us from . . . doctors? Secretary Whalehead says so!

Then there’s Tennessee, where bloodthirsty MAGATS line up to kill people.

A paucity of power caused Tuesday’s absence. With that, we return to one of the most shameful moments in the entire history of the Senate of the United States. Eric Schmitt beclowned himself. What’s more, there’s an aspect to his jack-a-napery that has gone unremarked by the ForProfit Media. But not here. No. We find the things that get lost in the media frenzy.

Cankles Caligula’s curse finds a home on the banks of the Tennessee. Even ESPN’s audio got bitten. Hilarity ensued. 

PsychoBibi gets busted again. He KNEW what was coming on October 7. He needed what was coming. 

MAGAT senators  criticize Orange Daddy’s obviously illegal ads on the taxpayer dime, but do absolutely NOTHING about it. 

Krustie kills again. 

Dolly IS a Saint. 

“Everything else is commentary.”

Still. . . Contempt.

And a whole lot more!

The BooBirds come out for Bibi. In turn, he resorted to the usual pathetic, petulant, seventh grade attacks. 

Testicle-toasting Tuckyo Rose Carlson confirms the nihilism of Cankles Caligula we’ve known about here since forever. 

Nitwit Nero grimaces at his own warbirds flying past as Xi Jin Ping appears entirely non-plussed.   

Gavin Newsome shivs the trans community. 

Jaydee Vance: NARC.

Nitwit Nero’s gonna remember that when he stokes the next domestic terror attack. 

 

 

Nitwit Nero loses it at the U.N. Nuclear annihilation, no less. 

Whiskey Pete wants to know about military “timber.”

Gawd-fearin’ krischun woman Handsy Smurf Boebert makes her Jeebuss blush.

Nitwit Nero’s tantrum blows up in his face and even NewsMuck has to admit it. 

ICE goons shoot a man in the back, not to mention disappearing 16,000 human beings. 

Moo, y’all. Mooooooooo! Meet Deputy Secretary of State Chris Landau. He . . . has concerns and he did his own research. These filthy, fascist goons are pig-eyed mean and dangerous, but, DAMN! They’re so hilariously stoopid, too! 

Cankles Caligula re-visits his greatest hits as dementia hollows out what little he ever had of a mind. Now he’s re-visiting the Access Hollywood tape and proving it was real. 

The Jadey Egg gets big mad at an organization that doesn’t exist. What a DEI hire he is!

Have a great weekend and please help us finish the last $900 of a $2000 challenge.

TRIGGER WARNING: Really, really troubling theory incoming . . . 

Important: Meet Terri Osborne, Candidate for Alabama House District 96, down on the Gulf. She’s running in the belly of the MAGA Beast and deserves your support. Go to ActBlue and search “Terri Osborne.” She’s worth the fight and worth your time!

Then there’s the coming AI Apocalypse. 

Pastor Speaker Moses Mike sends the House scampering to try to save Whiskey Pete’s hide and stop the Epstein Act, Part Deux. Kegbreath needs the saving now that photos have leaked of how badly Iran hammered U.S. bases in the Sandbox. Cankles Caligula throws a Cat 5 Conniption at Black lawmaker as she stymies his psychotic Kennedy Center obsession. The Doge-y Boys cost us $9.5 BN+ “cutting government waste.” Ed Sheeran’s craven, silent complicity in genocide may rouse opposition to the most bloodthirst money giveaway in the history of arms deals. 

Moscow Mitch sorta showed up for work today. He voted to confirm a MAGAT judge, but blew off a vote to prevent a filibuster of the bill that would force public servants to either sell their crypto wealth or put it in a blind trust. Thomas Massie forces a vote on impeaching Whiskey Pete. Trash Patel squirms while testifying to the Senate about why the Bureau is now open to beastiality. MAGATS vote to close the Kennedy Center after a federal judge shuts down their efforts to kiss their orange god’s nasty bottom. 

It’s ALLLLLIIIIIIIIVE! Moscow Mitch wheels into the Senate. No one has yet to hear him speak. 

The AI Freakout continues. Don’t let it distract you from the issue from which it’s meant to distract you: the Epstein Files. 

Nitwit Nero gets bounced on his mail-in ballot conspiracy fraud by none other than his pet SCOTUS . . . for the time being. 

Lots of bloody shirt-waving from the MAGATS today. Nitwit Nero Went nappy-nap at the Pentagon ceremony. 

Who’s going to get us all killed first, the MAGATS or AI? Or is it a hybrid kind of thing? Nitwit Nero’s war just got much worse. Big fun, though, at the MAGAT Lol-a-pa-LOSER. 

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A deep dive into the poltential horrors of Nitwit Nero ordering a nuclear first strike against Iran. It’s all in the timing and the circumstances, which happen to be aligning in truly nightmarish fashion.

This is a day for calling to mind just WHY we have Labor Day. For me, it’s the most sacred holiday of the year, for its origins are written on the flesh of working people in their own blood over the course of millenia. 

But it’s also a day for worrying about what the MAGATS are trying to feed the working class. The whys and wherefores of “Mystery Meat” are becoming disgustingly clearer. 

Cankles Caligula babbles about “pick axe.” It’s more frightening than anyone knows.

Happy Labor Day Weekend! Remember the long gone ones who made it happen. 

Speed and coathangers. Those “fambly valyoooz MAGATS” sure know how to do the whole WWJD thing. Arkanstan and Missouristan sprint to the head of the creepy class. Howard Nutlick forgets about dead military members, even as the MAGATS cheat a grieving military widow out of her benefits. AgSec Brookie Rollins is just sure those prices are gonna come down any day. MAGAT farmers learn their hard lessons.  

As we approach three full months of a world without Moscow Mitch McConnell, questions continue to raise themselves (Mitch damned sure can’t). Hey, MAGATS! Get you Cankles Caligula $1 coins now. $25 dollars worth will only set you back $61. Pastor Brother Mullah Moses Mike Johnson fails in a publicity stunt about the entirely illegitimate SCOTUS. Sean Duffy is big mad at . . . the start button on cars? Wut?