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At some point, these MAGATS will run up the Jolly Roger and just come out as the pirates they are. An oil tanker? Yep. House passes NDAA that compels Whiskey Pete to release the unedited video of the war crime he helped commit. Jared Kushner funds an attempt to further turn American journalism into North Korea. What happens when the Prison-Industrial Complex goes hand-in-hand with the Eco-tourism industry?

They’re weird. Tim Walz was right all along. He just didn’t know how weird. Enter Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey, trying to chin-ups against an MTV reality TV dood. (Is Sean Duffy why they ultimately killed MTV). Meanwhile, if Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey ever says he wants to write you a poem? Run. And fetch the bleach. 

Nitwit Nero’s big mad at . . . lawnmowers . . , and senators . . . and . . . the audience at the Kennedy Center Honors? Dementia is a helluva thing. JoJo Blondi wants to accuse anyone she doesn’t like of being a terrorist. Alina HabbanaHabbanaHabbana REALLY isn’t quitting the job she never had. For realsies! 

The MAGATS have published their manifesto for a “white” “West.” It’s just a bloodtrail to a fascist wonderland. Poor Ukraine. MAGATS have courage enough (the tidal kind, it comes and goes) to commit piracy on the High Seas, but not anywhere near enough to defend a people beset by rabid Russian wolves. Here at home? Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey and his bone-in-the-nose “advisers” have decided Hepatitis B is cool for kids. 

And we’re not even a year in . . . at this point, I’ll not be surprised if Cankles Caligula gives the A-OK to Israel to Hellfire the Church Of the Nativity. 

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It’s almost as though members of Congress saw two different videos of the September 2 murders today. Democrats saw a horrifying slaughter, but MAGATS like bobble-throated goon Tom Cotton saw a patriotic display of homicidal masculinity. Guess which one was the real thing. Breathless announcement from the dirtiest DoJ in American history that they’ve found the Capitol Hill pipe bomber. SCOTUS MAGATS love them some racial gerrymandering. Justice Kagan takes ’em to school.

Pop the popcorn. The chuds at Toilet Paper USA want to debate serial slimer Candy-O. Senator Doctor Roger Marshall embarrasses himself praising his orange daddy, then tries to claim $1,000/month will replace the ACA. Nitwit Nero ordered the war crimes. Whiskey Pete gets more bad news. 

It’s freezing in the HORN Studio. The Republic is in peril. 

The Constitution lacks heroes in bold face,. 

And at least this program hasn’t been violated by AI.  

The Goddess of Irony has taken ownership of Whiskey Pete. MAGAT economist says it’s moral to let people starve. MAGAT White House invents new procedure: “Preventive MRI” (there’s no such thing). Nitwit Nero pardons actual narco-terrorist. MAGAT blatherhead triggered by John Lennon’s “Imagine.”

Murder on the high seas has a father. Whiskey Pete ordered the slaughter of survivors of one of his acts of piracy. And the Admiral in charge of JSOC is in up to his eyebrows, too. Illegal orders are really a thing. Background the ForProfit Media won’t give you on the death of Sarah Berkstrom, the murdered mountaineer member of the WV National Guard. Pill-Pushin’ Fatty Paddy Morrissey is past a monstrosity. He’s a psychopath.

 

We’re sooooo close to finishing November fully funded. we need $210 to finish a matching challenge and $150 after that to reach that magic goal that keeps liberal, progressive radio going at The HORN.

The day many of us dreaded has come. Someone shot a couple of National Guardsmen who were part of the illegal Occupation of D.C. Details are sketchy while this gang of criminals in the White House concoct some ridiculous false flag narrative. Meanwhile, Nitwit Nero gets a win and a loss in court. Campbell’s is trying to damage control its way out of the soup.

“Campbell’s . . . soup is (and you don’t wanna know what the executives think the rest of the jingle is). Karoline (no one will ever say she’s sweet) LeavittAlone says she works so hard she’s done caught the Petey SD. Mr. BoneSaw tells Cankles Caligula to piss right up an Abraham (ac)Cord. Nitwit Nero pushes for a movie to be made by a gin-you-wine Hollywood Sex Predator. 

Nitwit Nero lies about the cost of Thanksgiving Dinner. That, in turn, exposes social cracks that seem almost too ridiculous to be believed. Comey and James indictments canned. Lawyer Hooligan may not get to do lawyer stuff (did she really ever) for Cankles Caligula. 

Coast Guard backtracks on swastikas. Federal judge says Bovine Greg is a liar . . . and takes 233 pages doing it. Freaky Flavius calls for execution of members of Congress. He also met with Zohran Mamdani today and it was . . . bizarre. 

Turns out that “No” voter Clay Higgins, a dirty cop with a filthy past, has a past even filthier than we knew. J6er busted after trying to buy the silence of a little boy he allegedly sexually abused. Sex trafficking goes hand-in-disgusting-hand with child marriage, sometimes even requring the signature of a judge. One such judge is under indictment for possession of CSAM . . . of course. Nazi MAGAT declares the GOP has a Nazi problem. Now to Hank in the weather center. Hank, is rain wet? 

Re-upload. What a day was Tuesday!

A surefire, bona fide whole-program filiroxster! Life at the Miller household must be a real delight, what with both parents being notorious scream queens. Bovine Greg quotes from Charlotte’s web, gets called out by E.B. White’s granddaughter. Heat’s building up under Lindsey Hooligan and JoJo “John Mitchell” Blondie. Jehosaphat gets permission for some permissive performative outrage. Nitwit Nero plays eleventy-dimensional chess with the Epstein files. 

Dear God, they were right. The Epstein files really ARE much worse than the MAGATS dared fear. And it’s funny and disgusting, made the moreso by your ‘umble ‘ostess’s radio portrayal of that magic moment. 

Despite feeling like ick, your ‘umble ‘ostess crawled in behind the mic for three hours of stellar, independent radio. And now I need a shower. Those Epstein emails get worse and worse and worse. Dribble, dribble, dribble. Guess who came to dinner with DonOLD on Thanksgiving, 2017? Yup! Itttttttt’s JEFFREY! Nitwit Nero may never do another press conference again. Oh, and the CHILD that Matt Gaetz paid to sexually abuse has come forward. Do the honorable thing, Matt. And I don’t mean marry her. Lindsey Hooligan gets exposed in Federal Court. The Hon Cameron Currie doesn’t appear to be amused. 

Sorry for the early (and abrupt) end. Got hit with a nasty wave of nausea mid-program. 

Dulce et derpcorum est, as far as Nitwit Nero is concerned. That dirty, old dotard couldn’t get past the first three words of “God Bless America” during the ceremony today at Arlington. But he did dance a little, minus the hand job, er, jive. Mullah Moses Mike prepares to call the inmates back to Bedlam to put the wood to America. Senate “clean” CR has a half-million dollar giveaway for seven senators.