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The blockade ain’t blockading. Butthurt confederates. Jimmie Dic Bowman chastises the Vicar of Christ while actual Catholic MAGATS. Pink Shrek is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that his Orange Daddy is a blasphemous grifter. DoorDash Grandma’s story doesn’t add up.  MAGATS in disarray in NY and Wisconsin. Ron Johnson from Visconsin (he vorks in de lumbermill der) says old men need to leave young women alone, even as Cankles Caligula creepers on a young woman on his tacky golf course. 

Trump goes to war! . . . with . . . the Pope? Yup. 
Might as well. His eleventy-dimensional chess from the genius factory at the Pentagon doesn’t hold much promise. Meanwhile, raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead didn’t work out so well with the EVILgelicals. 

But, but, but . . . no tacks on tops!

Artemis II arrives home with a nigh perfect re-entry and splashdown. Speculation continues to swirl around Melanoma and what she was trying to outflank. Another Alex Jones meltdown. Tuckyo Rose accuses Nitwit Nero of being blackmailed by Izrull. Massive scandal in California Governor’s race. 

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — April 9, 2026
🌄 Live from behind the cornpone curtain, where the hills are green, the facts are stubborn, and the deficit is still very real.

💸 Funding the Truth (One Dollar at a Time)

• April funding limps along: $1,740 deficit, working to cover just the second day of the month.
• Listener-supported as always—no ads, no masters, just the Horn family.
• Daily password: “False.” (Make of that what you will.)

🌸 Hills, Hollers & Holidays

• Roxanne celebrates a rare, perfect West Virginia spring day—71° and climbing.
• Passover noted as ending at sunset, courtesy of the community.

🧳 Melania, Epstein & The Art of the Backfire

• Melania Trump issues a denial of Epstein/Maxwell ties—awkward wording included (“convinced” vs. “convicted”).
• Polls sink: historically low favorability for a First Lady in a second term.
• Media reaction: the statement only made things worse—and may be a distraction from bigger geopolitical fires.

🧱 The LEGO War (Yes, Really)

• Iranian propaganda goes surreal: AI-generated LEGO leaders rapping at Trump (“Nitwit Nero”) and Netanyahu.
• Roxanne: while the White House obsesses over Epstein optics, the Iran situation spirals offstage.

🚀 Space Interlude: Artemis 2

• Splashdown scheduled off San Diego.
• Engineers relying on a “lofted re-entry” workaround after prior heat shield concerns.
• Even in chaos, physics still works. Mostly.

🐝 RFK Jr. & The Swarm of Absurdity

• Satirical jab: eat more bees. Sure, why not.
• New book exposes RFK Jr.’s “lust demon” diaries—used, allegedly, to manipulate his late wife.
• Roxanne: sometimes reality reads like parody, and parody reads like prophecy.

🕊️ In Memoriam: Carol Baker

• The Horn family loses a beloved voice—blogger, wit, and originator of unforgettable phrases.
• A reminder: communities are built person by person, and felt most when one is gone.

📞 Caller Corner: Jeremy Checks In

• Clean bill of health—colonoscopy and eyes both clear.
• DoorDash fiasco ends in a refund and a self-fetched sandwich. Small victories matter.

🔥 Politics, Potholes & Public Lands

• Trump turns on former MAGAT media allies—calls them “low IQ.” Loyalty expires fast.
• Environmental rollbacks: Boundary Waters mining push, bison protections slashed (“DEI for cows,” say critics).
• UN voice calls for ceasefire abroad while tensions simmer everywhere.

🎭 Odds, Ends & American Theater

• Hunter Biden jokes about a cage match with the Trump sons. Civilization continues.
• Kristi Noem’s latest bureaucratic venture already wobbling—staff sidelined.

🎶 Soundtrack of the Collapse

• “Burning My Red Hat” 🔥 — for the MAGATs finding the exit.
• “He’s a Genuine American Hero” — ICE satire with teeth.

🧠 Final Thought: The Glue Is You

• Roxanne closes with a reminder: this isn’t just a show—it’s a community.
• Stay connected. Stay loud. Stay human.

📻 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid —
“Wayne and Gina, it’s all for you.”

Nitwit Nero got played by Iran like the real Nero’s own fiddle; so much so that poor ol’ Alex Jones (blessizhart) had another meltdown.  They’re gonna hafta hit that poor feller in the neck with a Thorzine dart. The Iranians now have a toll booth on the Straits of Hormuz, even as Izrull does its dead level best to squirrel the deal. Sen. Ed Markey explains to a cluelessly young CNN anchor why Congress must now debate whether the U.S. approves of a nuclear first strike. Nazi MAGAT in FloriDuh runs his flag up the pole in his alleged race against another racist, Randy Fine.  

Nitwit Nero doubles down on his threats of genocide (then backs down). The world shudders. The feckless MAGATS in the Congress utter nary a peep. 

Nitwit Nero turns Easter into a nightmare. Criminally insane press conference on Monday is so sick it defies description. Guess who’s talking nuclear war against Iran? Even the weirdest of the weirdo MAGATS are getting the willies.

Late upload.  PEBKAC issue. 

“Good-bye, so long, auf wiedersehen, farewell.” “Bye, Felicia!” “Buh-BYE!” JoJo Blondie, your life is calling. 

Nitwit Nero’s Very Important Super Double-plus Important Address was a nothingburger, an infomercial for genocidal criminality and outright stupidity. But the rotten bastard still hungers for war crimes . . . and maybe a nuke.  

This evening, after the program was over, I stepped outside and saw the moon through skating clouds. Full and round, she shone down on these hills and I saw her as I hadn’t seen her in decades. As I looked up, I remembered a child-me, looking at the moon and saying “We’re on our way!”

Mama was an Aries. Now it all makes sense. 

Nitwit Nero admits he wants to commit crimes against humanity. Iran wipes out a half-billion-dollar command and control aircraft and some refuelling tanker planes on sacred, Saudi sand with a single, crummy drone . . . and a bit of help from Mother Russia. According to a former Biden economic adviser, the world has about a week of aviation fuel before airports start shutting down. Good times! 

Y’know what? When the MAGATS and Centrists agree that bad things are gonna happen in the Persian Gulf, look for a soft place to land. Things are totally sideways among the MAGATS. 

Has it already been a year? The CPAC goons are back in town! Let the nauseity begin. Afterward, a great conversation with a Attie Lee, young activist from my neck of the woods in WV. 

Gregory Bovino: Cherokee Princess. His parents got him one of those feathered headbands when he was a kid (mine got me a replica hat of a Union Cavalry officer). While I didn’t believe I was a Union Cavalry Officer, Bovine Gregory decided, at the tender age of 8, that he was a real, live Indian. And went on to torment indigenous Americans. Screw him and his roadside indigeneity.

Good Christian MAGATS on parade!

Now we know why Nitwit Nero stole the top secret dox and hid them in the MAGA-Loco potty.  

P.S. The U.S. is broke. 

P.P.S. Anytime David in Oregon calls is bound to be exceptional!

Nitwit Nero goes to Memphis, promptly takes a snooze; not, however, before sliming a man’s dead wife. It’s his metier. Only a couple of weeks of Operation Epstein Furry have surpassed the annual CO2 output of an entire year for multiple nations. MAGAT “thought leaders” are admitting the real purpose of the ICE goons in the airports.

What horrors does the coming weekend hold in store? Cankles Caligula sends still more Marines to the hell mouth he created. The markets are coughing up blood, though, and that worries him. The Whor, er, White House sent out a spam, er, statement that shows Nitwit Nero is past scared. 

“We must endure the unendurable.”

Only Nitwit Nero could confess doing a Pearl Harbor in front of the Japanese Prime Minister. 

 

MarkWayne vs. the Libertarian Opfamolojiss! Steel cage death match!

Erin go bragh! Donnie dons a green tie to slime the Irish people

At least one high-ranking MAGAT is getting the nuclear jitters, but for the wrong-ish reasons. One of Nitwit Nero’s nazis quits his job over Iran. A Kegbreath lickspittle general can’t speak truth under oath in front of Congress. An environmental disaster is unfolding in the Middle East.