🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 5, 2025
Ah yes, ladies, gentlemen, and MAGATs of all flavors – gather ’round for another fine tumble down the flaming coal chute of American political discourse with your host, that self-proclaimed “liberal transbilly elitist,” Miss Roxanne Kincaid. 🍸
🚀 Leon Scum vs. Nitwit Nero
Elon Musk’s spat with Donald J. “Tangerine Tiberius” Trump spills over like bathtub gin in a boarding house. Musk, having claimed he singlehandedly salvaged Trump’s election, now threatens to drop a hot one: that Trump’s in the Epstein files 😳. Daddy Donnie, meanwhile, rattles his saber through surrogate “Caroline real poo poo leave it alone,” muttering about killing Musk’s federal deals like a jealous ex in a parking lot.
Rick Wilson pens a love letter (of the political hit-job variety) urging Musk to pull rank and “unweight” Trump on X. The MAGAT camp scrambles. Oh my. 🧨
🎩 Big Bill, Bigger Grift
That so-called “big beautiful” spending bill? More pork than a Tennessee barbecue. Musk lambasts it; Trump tries to hush him. Even Rand Paul tries to put a cravat on this fiscal hog, while Senator John Kennedy practically kneels to the MAGAT altar.
Meanwhile, poor Chancellor Scholz must educate Donnie on D-Day’s significance like a high school history teacher scolding the class dunce. 🇩🇪
🍼 Appointments by Crayon
A 22-year-old MAGAT incel (Roxanne’s words, not mine 😇) is named head of CP3 – a counter-terror program, mind you. Trump’s cabinet is looking more like a frat house rush week.
Add to that:
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Pam “Blondie” Bondi under ethics fire 🔥
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Alina “Havana Havana” Habba sued for false arrest
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Jim Jordan defending MAGAT lawyering on the bench
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Mr. Meth Pillow himself, Mike Lindell, doing donuts around a gag order 🛑
It’s not law and order, folks – it’s a vaudeville court.
⛪ God, Guns & Groping Priests
Evangelical wild man Sean Feucht’s facing a sermon’s worth of allegations, while Catholic bishops in Washington sue to not report child abuse. Apparently, protecting the confessional seal trumps protecting kids. 🙄
Trump’s DOJ backs the bishops – religious liberty, they say. That old-time religion sure knows how to dodge a subpoena.
💀 Crime & (No) Punishment
ICE snatches a Massachusetts teen from school like it’s 1952. Judges intervene. The governor fumes. Meanwhile, in Florida, an octogenarian white woman sprays children with bear mace over bubbles. No joke. Actual story. 🙈
Oh, and Bedminster golf club got a health score of 32/100. Might want to BYO sandwich next time you golf with MAGAT royalty. 🥪
🎼 Culture Corner & Chatroom Hijinks
Call-ins from places like North Dakota sprinkle the program with delightful diversions – music, film, even foreign cinema. Listener Kurt waxes poetic. Roxanne sips it up like fine absinthe.
💰 Pride Month Fundraising Challenge
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🎤 “He’s dismantling our government, endangering Americans, and weaponizing public service for personal gain.” – Rep. Steven Lynch
💥 “Everything Trump touches dies.” – Rick Wilson
👑 “That 22-year-old Cheeto dust-covered incel…” – Roxanne Kincaid
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