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Fornicatin’ Ken Paxton’s gonna have his hands full with James Talarico. Mayonnaise-mouth Miller gets burnt to ash after attacking the Texas Democrat. Nitwit Nero cost the MAGATS millions in campaign funds with his Paxton endorsement. Israeli fascists pursue genocide in Lebanon, declare they won’t “allow” a peace between the U.S. and Iran. 

Cankles Caligula goes to the hospital. Heads to Camp David, a place he despises on Wednesday. Something’s up.

Nitwit Nero snoozes through Whiskey Pete’s sixth grade Memorial Day speech. He was probably tired after spending the whole weekend teasing his “amaaaaazing, buhleeve meeee” Iran peace deal that may or may not happen, seeing as how PsychoBibi hates the idea of peace. MAGAT blatherskates, meanwhile don’t know whether to poop or go blind. 

When J6ers merge with “Cops.” Hilarity ensues. “Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee.” OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON’T take the last train to Clarksville.

We’ve never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded.

PLEASE?!

Another day for this little program to be miles ahead of the Multi-Villainaire ForProfit Media. It’s rather strange to constantly realize that we identify issues before the media conglomerates do. From psychiatrists predicting a Nitwit Nero Nuclear first strike to Marje n’ Alex or NutMeg finally having the lights come on, well. And we do it all without a single ad and without charging anyone even a penny.

This edition had more than its fair share of wacky tucked away amongst the various outrages of the day. Jasmine Crockett is wringing every last drop of history from her time in Congress. Jeff Bezos, otoh, is wringing every last drop of wealth from the rest of the country. 

Tough day for warmongers in the House. Lousy day to be Todd Blanche, too. Rough one for Rafaelito, as well. 

“Or what?” Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again . . . some more, but does so while grifting millions of dollars in stocks he was touting. Stock up on your favorite flavor of motor oil. It’s probably going to get hard to find. No worries, though. Food will too, eventually. Oh, and former SecDef Gates told See? BS News that PsychoBibi tried the same schtick on Obama, only Obama’s brain wasn’t a swiss cheese with spirochetes zipping through the holes.

Poor Jadey! That poor egg couldn’t deliver an applause line with a FedEx (unpaid product placement) 747. And then Thing Leer pits the two of them against each other. Save me, Livy!

Thanks to everyone who matched the gifts that got us funded out of April.

Humiliation in GY-na. Cankles Caligula gets a stern lecture from his pal Xi about Taiwan. Ukraine weathers another Russian onslaught as Pooty targets children. Virginia “Double-X” Foxx upbraids a . . . 4th grader. Tra$h Patel goes snorkeling among the honored dead. MAGAT judge hammers DoJ pettifoggers in Rhode Island. Fappy and Sammy throw a hissy over Mifepristone. Hung Cao spreads a load of bull in Congress. 

MAGATS mad at music, 

An embarrassment of titanic MAGAT brain power on display in D.C. today as the Dipshit Twins, Whiskey Pete and J. Edgar Boozer went to the hill and got their assets handed to them. Marge trots the globe and Laura Looney is green with envy (or maybe she’s just green). Nitwit Nero tells the truth for a change as he dashes off to China to sell us out. 

We continue to battle the most profound funding deficit we’ve ever known. Twlve days into May and April isn’t even fully funded. Can you help?

She’s OK and America ain’t.

A gentle reminder: this ginormous shitstorm is less than four months old. Hold fast, Horndanistx! We’re losing a wat we should never have started and these goons are ignoring a disease that kills 40% of the people who get it. The “Thank god for Ivermectin” posts are already proliferating. The MAGATS are playing Calvin Ball all over the Confederacy, proving that the Union really didn’t burn enough sense into ’em. Heads-Up: As I predicted, the y next talking point is “why Dems gerrymander Vermont?” No. Really, They’re that damned dumb.

In memoriam for R.E. “Ted” Turner, for a time, once upon a time, my boss. 

The Secretary of DHHS is an ongoing threat to humanity. I would know. RFK is a menace to society. That’s it.

Cankles Caligula confesses he’s turned the U.S. Navy into pirates. How long ago did I say that? Secret Service shuts down the White House because shots were fired a mile or so away in D.C. Legal expert confirms Nitwit Nero has a bunch of problems in the Cole Allen trial. Said that already, too. I swear sometimes it’s like I live in a bubble-off-plumb future. Polk County Sheriff comes nigh giggling when he takes down a J6 terrorist for trying to hire a sex worker. Kudos for showing his pic with Julius Geezer.

The week ends as May begins and the madness continues. It must be a living hell trying to serve as Julius Geezer’s lawyer. The criminal case against James Comey will be an absolute clown show IF it makes it to trial. The “86” business from the mentally deficient occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue alone will be insanity for the ages. Meanwhile, a MAGA influencer comes in from the cold and she comes in with receipts.  

Whiskey Pete goes to the Senate. It wasn’t pretty, but at least he didn’t projectile vomit on the table. 

A listner remarked to me after I closed the show that my conversations with David in Oregon are “Masters-level information.” What we do here is unlike any other broadcast.