Category: Full Shows

The Porch extends! 

Re-uploading. It didn’t go up last night. My apologies. 

This timeline . . . nothing can satisfy the Beast. He gets the Time cover he craves, then proceeds to whine about it. Oh, and that’s kinda scary prophesy-wise. He’s already recovered from the wound in his head. 

Have we ever had an individual in the White House less suited to it?

So much work to be done . . . 

Always: this timeline stinks.

This “Witness to History” business is fo’ REAL,

She has a Wh0Le keYBOarD now. heaven help us all. 

Sometimes, I feel like this (and every other progressive broadcast) should re-name ourselves “The (insert name here) Anti-Fascism Report. It’s where we are. 

P.S. ICE trash are assaulting journalists. Hey, MAGATS! Is it fascism yet?

 

Hairless Heydrich gives the game away. MAGAT senators approve murder on the High Seas. The Password is: “yardarm”. All that and more in three hours of live, uncensored, fearless broadcasting that has ever been here, but seldom elsewhere.

whooping  cough apparently makes    murkkka  great  again. magat  county gets   their hospital closed.  

jojo blondi, your liph is calling. 

sorry. ‘while my keyboard gently weeps.’ -e.e. cummings style

Connectivity issues. I hope it didn’t come through in the podcast. MAGATS are sooooo easily triggered. Secretary Goat-killer gets turned away from the Broadville, IL P.D. Good for them. Nitwit Nero murders again.   

Late to mic. 

Nitwit Nero gets his shutdown. Is there any starch in the Democrats’ spine? I guess we’ll find out. Does Mullah Moses Mikey have a Grindr profile? One guy says he does and claims to have receipts. JB Pritzker thinks Dimwit Domitian has dementia. 

Fat Man and Little Boy bomb talking at the military’s top brass. Nitwit Nero declares war on American cities. Not kidding. Also today: forgets the name of the House Minority Leader with whom he met only yesterday. Here comes the Shutdown. Cankles Caligula owns it.

We say goodbye to a beloved member of the H.O.R.N Community.

September has been the leanest month in the history of this 20+ year experiment in independent broadcasting. We finished with a $2,260 deficit. Everything helps if you’re able. 

Big Daddy Orange keeps slipping and slurring away. Shutdown looms. Micha calls in with an on-the-ground report from the latest outbreak of 2nd Amendment Freedom. Ag Sec realizes too late that Cankles Caligula may not be such a great negoshurater after all.

Rumors run rampant over DUI hire Whiske Pete Hegseth’s Monday meeting with military leaders. James Comey isn’t spooked by Nitwit Nero’s highlighted pettifogger. The Mouse punches back. 

The ‘roids have taken it up a notch in what’s left of Alex Jones’ soupy excuse for a brain. Comey indicted by one of Cankles Caligula’s former pettifoggers. Somebody may lose a law license. 

Jimmy Kimmel, First Amendment Hero. Vlodomyr Zelensky, Hero Of Freedom. 

Whining! Griping! Mewling! It was all there as Cankles Caligula “addressed” the U.N. The poor, doddering old ass had to climb actual stairs and he didn’t like. Along the way, he also admitted a war crime or two. 

The President can’t pronounce “acetaminophen.” No. Really. Hilarity ensued. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey is still laughing . . . and laughing like the psychopath he is at all the women he’s going to hurt. He likes hurting women. Nate Silver doesn’t give a damn about people losing healthcare. He says Dems need to talk about import duties, which no MAGAT understands . . . or ever will. 

Jon Stewart shows how it’s done. Cardinal Dolan makes Charles James Kirk an impromptu saint, “an evangelist.” DoJ disappears a damning report. Rob Reiner has an ominous warning.