Category: Full Shows

The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is a goddamned crook. 

Nitwit Nero naps (again) during cabinet meeting . . . now with a drooping mouth! Ousted Navy Secretary sacked because he couldn’t get a bunch of battleships built by 2028 (hint: no one could). The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water smells is in a full-on panic. Speaking of panic, Jumbo Justice has the flop sweats since his $300 loan got called. 

Y’all, this is the toughest month The HORN has ever faced. We’re $5,000 in the hole and that makes creating independent, commercial-free, non-capitalist radio extremely difficult. I hear from so many people who tell me what this program means to them. If you can, please consider chipping in to help keep this all going.

Sorry about yesterday, but . . . 

Today was still even weirder still.

We don’t have a Secretary of the Navy when the Navy is committing piracy on the High Seas? Poor Admirals Halsey and Nimitz and the rest, their names besmirched by a gang of pusillanimous salute-snappers. 

CW/TW: the repulsive world of “Motherless” and “Zzz.”

Incel creep is scaring the MAGAT “intelligentsia.” Chuckles Kirk’s pitiful replacement wants to secede Northern Virginia. Trash Patel’s pettifogger files suit against The Atlantic. Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again/some more as the United States Navy commits (more) piracy on the high seas for Orange Julius.

In the wake of JesusGate, MAGATS begin to question whether they’ve elevated the Antichrist. Twenty MAGATS tell Julius Geezer to pound sand in FISA vote. More from RFK’s really bad, awful, no-good day. PsychoBibi thumbs his nose at Cankles Caligula and takes the starch out Nitwit Nero’s “deal’ with Iran. Sen. Tammy Duckworth hammers President Bonespurs in a truly epic jeremiad from the well of the Senate.

It’s a Catholic pile-on! When the bishops and the best minds of the Roman Catholic world call you out . . . Jaydee, you’re beggin’ for excommunicatin’. I wouldn’t want to be met by Augustine of Hippo at the gates, son. Bad sign. 

P.S. Bobby Kennedy is f’in WEIRD. 

The world begins to coalesce against the Dummy in D.C. Project 2025 architect tries to “But Biden” in a House committee hearing. PsychoBibi says Israel will murder anyone they want. Jimmie Dick Bowman confesses the U.S. is committing economic terrorism against Iran. Bill of Impeachment introduced against WhiskeyPete Kegbreath.

Thanks to everyone commenting on the podcast! It makes a difference.

We’re $2,200 behind in funding for April. Your help keep this independent broadcast on the air.

The blockade ain’t blockading. Butthurt confederates. Jimmie Dic Bowman chastises the Vicar of Christ while actual Catholic MAGATS. Pink Shrek is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that his Orange Daddy is a blasphemous grifter. DoorDash Grandma’s story doesn’t add up.  MAGATS in disarray in NY and Wisconsin. Ron Johnson from Visconsin (he vorks in de lumbermill der) says old men need to leave young women alone, even as Cankles Caligula creepers on a young woman on his tacky golf course. 

Trump goes to war! . . . with . . . the Pope? Yup. 
Might as well. His eleventy-dimensional chess from the genius factory at the Pentagon doesn’t hold much promise. Meanwhile, raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead didn’t work out so well with the EVILgelicals. 

But, but, but . . . no tacks on tops!

Artemis II arrives home with a nigh perfect re-entry and splashdown. Speculation continues to swirl around Melanoma and what she was trying to outflank. Another Alex Jones meltdown. Tuckyo Rose accuses Nitwit Nero of being blackmailed by Izrull. Massive scandal in California Governor’s race. 

🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — April 9, 2026
🌄 Live from behind the cornpone curtain, where the hills are green, the facts are stubborn, and the deficit is still very real.

💸 Funding the Truth (One Dollar at a Time)

• April funding limps along: $1,740 deficit, working to cover just the second day of the month.
• Listener-supported as always—no ads, no masters, just the Horn family.
• Daily password: “False.” (Make of that what you will.)

🌸 Hills, Hollers & Holidays

• Roxanne celebrates a rare, perfect West Virginia spring day—71° and climbing.
• Passover noted as ending at sunset, courtesy of the community.

🧳 Melania, Epstein & The Art of the Backfire

• Melania Trump issues a denial of Epstein/Maxwell ties—awkward wording included (“convinced” vs. “convicted”).
• Polls sink: historically low favorability for a First Lady in a second term.
• Media reaction: the statement only made things worse—and may be a distraction from bigger geopolitical fires.

🧱 The LEGO War (Yes, Really)

• Iranian propaganda goes surreal: AI-generated LEGO leaders rapping at Trump (“Nitwit Nero”) and Netanyahu.
• Roxanne: while the White House obsesses over Epstein optics, the Iran situation spirals offstage.

🚀 Space Interlude: Artemis 2

• Splashdown scheduled off San Diego.
• Engineers relying on a “lofted re-entry” workaround after prior heat shield concerns.
• Even in chaos, physics still works. Mostly.

🐝 RFK Jr. & The Swarm of Absurdity

• Satirical jab: eat more bees. Sure, why not.
• New book exposes RFK Jr.’s “lust demon” diaries—used, allegedly, to manipulate his late wife.
• Roxanne: sometimes reality reads like parody, and parody reads like prophecy.

🕊️ In Memoriam: Carol Baker

• The Horn family loses a beloved voice—blogger, wit, and originator of unforgettable phrases.
• A reminder: communities are built person by person, and felt most when one is gone.

📞 Caller Corner: Jeremy Checks In

• Clean bill of health—colonoscopy and eyes both clear.
• DoorDash fiasco ends in a refund and a self-fetched sandwich. Small victories matter.

🔥 Politics, Potholes & Public Lands

• Trump turns on former MAGAT media allies—calls them “low IQ.” Loyalty expires fast.
• Environmental rollbacks: Boundary Waters mining push, bison protections slashed (“DEI for cows,” say critics).
• UN voice calls for ceasefire abroad while tensions simmer everywhere.

🎭 Odds, Ends & American Theater

• Hunter Biden jokes about a cage match with the Trump sons. Civilization continues.
• Kristi Noem’s latest bureaucratic venture already wobbling—staff sidelined.

🎶 Soundtrack of the Collapse

• “Burning My Red Hat” 🔥 — for the MAGATs finding the exit.
• “He’s a Genuine American Hero” — ICE satire with teeth.

🧠 Final Thought: The Glue Is You

• Roxanne closes with a reminder: this isn’t just a show—it’s a community.
• Stay connected. Stay loud. Stay human.

📻 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid —
“Wayne and Gina, it’s all for you.”

Nitwit Nero got played by Iran like the real Nero’s own fiddle; so much so that poor ol’ Alex Jones (blessizhart) had another meltdown.  They’re gonna hafta hit that poor feller in the neck with a Thorzine dart. The Iranians now have a toll booth on the Straits of Hormuz, even as Izrull does its dead level best to squirrel the deal. Sen. Ed Markey explains to a cluelessly young CNN anchor why Congress must now debate whether the U.S. approves of a nuclear first strike. Nazi MAGAT in FloriDuh runs his flag up the pole in his alleged race against another racist, Randy Fine.  

Nitwit Nero doubles down on his threats of genocide (then backs down). The world shudders. The feckless MAGATS in the Congress utter nary a peep. 

Nitwit Nero turns Easter into a nightmare. Criminally insane press conference on Monday is so sick it defies description. Guess who’s talking nuclear war against Iran? Even the weirdest of the weirdo MAGATS are getting the willies.

Late upload.  PEBKAC issue. 

“Good-bye, so long, auf wiedersehen, farewell.” “Bye, Felicia!” “Buh-BYE!” JoJo Blondie, your life is calling. 

Nitwit Nero’s Very Important Super Double-plus Important Address was a nothingburger, an infomercial for genocidal criminality and outright stupidity. But the rotten bastard still hungers for war crimes . . . and maybe a nuke.  

This evening, after the program was over, I stepped outside and saw the moon through skating clouds. Full and round, she shone down on these hills and I saw her as I hadn’t seen her in decades. As I looked up, I remembered a child-me, looking at the moon and saying “We’re on our way!”

Mama was an Aries. Now it all makes sense. 

Nitwit Nero admits he wants to commit crimes against humanity. Iran wipes out a half-billion-dollar command and control aircraft and some refuelling tanker planes on sacred, Saudi sand with a single, crummy drone . . . and a bit of help from Mother Russia. According to a former Biden economic adviser, the world has about a week of aviation fuel before airports start shutting down. Good times! 

Y’know what? When the MAGATS and Centrists agree that bad things are gonna happen in the Persian Gulf, look for a soft place to land. Things are totally sideways among the MAGATS.