Podcast

The previous upload dated “18 January 2024” was actually Wednesday, 17 January 2024. This is Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday! The longer one delves into the history of Mrs. Haley, the dumber, the more disingenuous, the more seethingly ambitious she gets. PsychoBibi tells the U.S. to piss up a rope. Ohio cops use flash-bang grenades on a one-year-old little boy on a vent. Nitwit Nero’s Atlanta pettifogger accuses Fani Willis of being uppity. Counsel For the Parking Garage grifts the EVILgelical simps. Just say “HELL no!” to macaroni and cheese ice cream.

Upload issues last night. I wonder if the interwebs literally froze. 

Iowa wasn’t excited last night, but Orange Julius Geezer didn’t have time to notice. He had to bang into Manhattan, then run from court to get to Atkinson, NH to burble to a clavern. That’s a LOT of adderall. And that’s just the beginning . . . the Password is . . . “paddling”.

MLK Day is also Racist MAGATS Saying Racist Things day. Enter Mark Robinson, candidate for NC Governor. See also, Charlie Kirk, he of the big, empty head. Orange Julius Geezer loses three more lawyers and another motion in the E Jean Carroll case. Volcanic eruption in Iceland threatens entire towns. WV’s war on gender has another entry. The Iowa horserace coverage is unwatchable. Greg Assbot wants to shoot migrants, but has to settle for letting them drown. Mullah Moses Johnson says there will be no border deal till Trump or some other MAGAT is in the White House. SCOTUS will hear the Colorado ballot case in early February. Measles comes to the Olllllld Dominion.

Late upload. Land hurricanes aren’t fun. But at least they’re NEW! Sorry about the gaps. 

Sorry. This time it’s about ME. Sorry.

I’ll be OK. It’ll just be a minute. 

As Warren Zevon once sang, “Disorder In the House!” It’s time for “Testicle Talk With Nancy Mace.” Sometimes we get the hero we need, and her name is Jasmine Crockett! Nitwit Nero bails on giving the closing argument in his fraud trial. Ohio MAGAT cites bible to say trans people should die. Israeli journalist tells CNN that the truth of the slaughter of Gaza isn’t getting out . . . even in Israel, and most Israelis are perfectly fine with it. Oh, and it’s Rubicon Day! How appropriate! The password is: BiscuitsnGravy Kush! 

Almost immediately after I closed the broadcast, my ISP corkscrewed into the dirt. It just came back. I’m glad, because I felt really good about how the program went, especially since I hadn’t planned on being live. I simply couldn’t miss yesterday, especially considering the monumental nature of the Immunity hearing in the DC Circuit. The cat’s officially out of the bag for Nitwit Nero. 

Leon Skum, dope fiend. Bill Ackman, racist fiend. Mrs. Ackman, academic fraud. Christopher Rufo dummies up a degree. Nitwit Nero gets dinged in U.S. Circuit Court in Manhattan. “Bibi-sitting” enters the vocabulary.

It’s Friday and Nimrata Haley is still a dumbass. She can’t address her slavery screw-up without creating another screw-up. Counsel for the parking garage says she’d rather be pretty than smart. I think she got her wish, she’s just too not-smart to realize it. Tangerine Tiberius wants to be paid for defrauding the people of New York. Israeli government officials keep saying the quiet part REALLY loudly. Remembering the day ten years ago when 300,000 West Virginians were involuntarily enrolled in a large scale study of the effects of a toxic chemical on human beings. 

Glory! Pope Frank gets tough with right-wing Catholics. Nikki Haley is still an idiot. The slaughter in the sandbox, now with more fascism daily. Alex Jones is worried about the Epstein List. 

Israeli fascists get caught saying the quiet part out loud: the Gaza afterplan is “ethnic cleansing.” The plan is being bruited by Bibi and two of his racist lieutenants, both of whom are convicted criminals. Meanwhile, the Israeli Supreme Court tries to preserve the tattered remnants of what passes for democracy there. Poland scrambles fighter jets because of Russian incursions into Polish airspace. Leon Skum throws a hissy at Green Day. Rafaelito jinxes the ‘Horns. 

Kiss 2023 an early goodbye.

Haw! “Nikki” Haley is one of the biggest GQP halfwits in recent memory, but she’s just a point on a breathtakingly stupid through-line of toxically idiotic Republikkkanz. And her fellow South Carocringian Miss Lindsey is feeling all butch again. So that’s precious.

When MAGATs say the quiet part out loud: Mullah Moses Mike says women are fleeing the GQP because they had too much education. Nitwit Nero draws ever nearer to an absolute meltdown. Even an Israeli scholar on fascism, nazism, and the Holocaust says the Israeli government has neo-nazis in it . . . and brings receipts.

Happy Holidays! Let’s get back to the hot mess that is our world. Israel bombed Bethlehem on Christmas Day. Their PR Department stinks. Pastor Munther Isaac delivers a righteous jermiad. Right-wing self-appointed culture critic loves American art. Lincoln Project compares Nitwit Nero to the stench of a garbage scow. Queen Sporkfoot gets “swatted” . . . again. I personally think the calls are coming from inside the house. 

Merry Christmas, etc. to all (all but Julis Geezer and his ilk, that is)! He got an early present when his pet crooks at SCOTUS declined to hear the case brought by Jack Smith, forcing the question of whether Orange Jeenyus is immune from prosecution. A new recording of him encouraging electors in Michigan not to certify the 2020 election could prompt further charges and perhaps even cause Ronna Romney McDaniel to catch charges. Ho, Ho, Ho! 

Some Thorny Thursdays are sillier than others. This was one. A Duke of Hazard has a grammatical and, um, romantic problem with President Biden and Hunter. Stevie Three-Shirts sounds like he’s hitting the sauce and Alan Dershowitz hears his wife calling. 

The deacons had the night off. That’s OK, though, because the Legal Department had plenty to work with. No one seems able to agree as to what our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties will do with the Colorado Supreme Court Ruling. As ever, though, the MAGATS are more than happy to tell everyone what they WANT to do. 

Colorado Supreme Court says “NO!” to Julius Geezer on the GQP primary ballot. The ball’s in SCOTUS now. Cop rams bar with cruiser, arrests bar owner for scaring *him*. Police are apparently always “scared.” Staten Island MAGAT says her Orange God wasn’t slurring immigrants, but that Democrats are poisoning the blood of America (I don’t think her understands “blood libel.” Orange Jenius attacks prominent Texas MAGATS. Elon gets reduced to ashes by John Oliver.