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We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1! We’re Number 1! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!. . . um, wait. We’re Number 1 in COVID-19 cases and Nitwit Nero wants to declare who must go back to work and who may stay home. In short, he’s itching to kill people. Two non-virus related stories of members of the military caught planning mass slaughters. We blow off the Nightly Airing of Grievances. 

What does it mean when a small business has to shut down? The proprietor of the world famous Secret Sandwich Society, Lewis Rhinehart joins for me a conversation. Elsewise: the followers of Christ get their Eugenics on. Britt Hume and the Beckerhead both declare it’s time for older Americans to die for Wall Street. Rick Wiles celebrates the death of a gay lawyer . . . because Jesus. Jim Bakker suspends his colloidal silver hustle. We decide not to broadcast hardly any of COVID Caligula’s nightly egofest. We’re reminded to “Make it personal.”

What is the value of a human life to the Party of Life? What does Trump really think about COVID-19? Which came first, human culture or “the economy?” Does the touted “stimulus” do enough to keep American families above water? 

With WV’s shutdown officially beginning at 8 pm, a meditation on what we face. We do have challenges, though, and they are mostly coming from white-wing jerks, not the process of staying in. Dr. Fauci reappears, gently challenges COVID Caligula’s sick fantasy of filling church pews on Easter. Texas Lt. Governor calls on older Americans to give their lives for “the economy.” You first, Dan! Jerry Falwell wants to set off a Coronabomb in Lynchburg. Pondering the mysteries of toilet paper. 

We’re back and ready to address the national emergency we face with the Covid-19 Pandemic and ask the questions that pertain to the breach of our Constitution and why is there a such a disregard for the safety of our nation and it’s peoples. We’re here for the people.

Teen licks deodorant aisle. Nazis coughing on cops. Great Big Jim gives another meandering press conference; shuts down state, but then declares state day of prayer; declares golf courses will stay open. WV gets its first case of community spread. Where’s Dr. Fauci? Another Corona Caligula press conference without him. Trump is going to send people back out and about and make the disease spread like wildfire. Senate Dems stand up to looter Republicans.

Sick Caesar loses his mind (what little is left of it) trying to answer a softball question from a member of the compliant White House Press Corps. Dr. Fauci facepalms. Pence aide has Covid-19. Woman gets $37K bill for testing. Where’s the Corona care? It becomes more and more obvious that our success or failure with the pandemic will hinge upon the MAGATS, and it’s not inspiring. Meanwhile, we find out how some senators responded to the virus: they cashed in. 

Live and on the road with Bob Kincaid! Join in and release some of that pent up energy from the social isolation imposed by COVID-19. 

Sick Caesar says the Coronavirus is “violent.” He also says a hospital ship that’s under repair is on its way to New York. Nothing makes MAGATS happy like a big ol’ whoppin’ dose of racism, thus, Republicans double down on “Chinese Virus” because Covid Caligula says it’s “accurate.” Congress gets its first member with the bug. We get a call from a scientist working on things connected to the outbreak. You won’t hear what he has to say anywhere else. Nihilism takes root among college kids on Spring Break. 

West Virginia finally finds its first case of COVID-19, even as Sick Caesar applauds WV for not having it. Everything he touches, everything he mentions, goes to hell. Velveeta King tells Fox audience that Coronavirus is a “bioweapon.” Social media influencer tries to launch the Coronavirus Challenge by licking a toilet seat. There is massive stupidity in Murkkka and it’s a force multiplier for the disease. WV Governor Big Ol’ Jim Justice holds a press conference, tells WVians to “be smart, stay apart.” Oh, we’ll be coming apart, alright! WV has a more at risk population across the board than almost any other state, and I explain why.

C’mon and hang out! The program is live, even if you’re taking it in delay. #SocialDistancing means there’s a place to talk. You’re welcome here. What an awesome conversation this evening! Dan and Helene Fisher bring their reality. You bring yours! #DonaldTrumpIsTheVirus

An epic and informative Front Porch roundtable! Behold the Governor of the State of West Virginia. FoxNooz resurrects the racism, bigotry, and xenophobia of the “yellow peril.” Covid Caligula goes the White House rose garden, shakes hands all around, and likely infects everyone near him . . . cuz it’s a solid bet he has it. He was huffing and puffing throughout his madman maunderings. He also declared a “National Day of Prayer” for this Sunday, thereby insuring that churches will become the single largest vector for the spread of the disease. This Sunday morning, do what I’m going to do and check to see how many cars are in church parking lots. That will show you who’s spreading the disease.

Market runs through $1T like a meth head with a $100 bill, wants more. Coronavirus exposes the fragility of our modern society. COVID Caligula’s speech falls flat, kills Market. Market moving toward erasing Trump from its history. Toilet Paper Mania reaches the hills and hollers of Appalachia.

Keeping up with the Coronavirus. Nitwit Nero gets snippy over a question about his response to it. Congressman challenges Dr. Fauci to fact-check Trump in real time to keep him being a vector for the transmission of deadly dumbassery. MAGAT broadcaster not worried about COVID-19; instead frets about the “Homovirus.” We learn where Corona Caligula got the notion that a vaccine is just around the corner. Gospel Sharp claims “honoring Israel” will keep America from being more than “marginally affected” by the pandemic; calls for the west coast to suffer for not being sufficiently theocratic fascists. Why are people hoarding toilet paper?

Eeek! I just discovered one of the titanicest of all the Titanic white-wing intellects I’ve ever witnessed and . . . wow. Words fail. Well, not really, but OMG. If we are to understand her barking mad maunderings as being even remotely indicative of the MAGAT approach to the Coronavirus, we’re more than a little screwed. Speaking of which, where was Viral Vespasian during this evening’s episode of “Mike and the Really Bad Coronavirus Response?” No, really. He ran away from the last two press conferences. This evening, he didn’t show at all. It’s like it’s the 1970s when we used to speculate on the whereabouts of the Soviet Premier. Oh, well, at least they have a plan to save the fracking industry.

Welcome back to a live program today! We’ve been off for a while due to life issues that we all face from time to time and we’re happy to be back and ready to catch up, if that’s at all possible, with current events and what history has in common with our present.

Thank you in advance for your patients and your support. We’re all in this together and in that comes change.

The market gets a sucking chest wound. Coronavirus proves capable of jumping to MAGATS. They apparently smollicked all over each other at CPAC & AIPAC and now they’re self-quarantining and Disease Donnie is, according to one source, “melting down.”

But all’s well! Just ask Mike Pence-ilneck Geek. Or don’t. He can’t seem to give a straight answer. Odd, for a fellow as straight as he tries to appear.

Wow! A vigorous Front Porch featuring, of course, COVID-19, but also the deep and abiding grief at seeing a viable woman run out of the Presidential contest. What do we mean when we say “We need a woman president?” Would Ivanka be OK? How about Nikki Haley? Will that advance the cause of feminism? Had John McCain prevailed in 2008, dropped dead and made Sarah Palin POTUS, would that have been a great leap for womankind? 

P.S. CDC advises older, sicker Americans to start limiting their exposure to groups of people.

Nitwit Nero suggests people are going to work with the Coronavirus; then whines to Sean “Life Support System For a Haircut” Hannityjob that he didn’t say what he obviously said. MAGAT in North Carolina questions the existence of the virus . . . because she “don’t trust Democrats.”

Do yourself a favor and spend 45 minutes with this Australian documentary on the Coronavirus.

While we were all breathlessly watching the two soon-to-be-octogenarians duke it out on SuperTuesday, the MAGAT Regime quietly went about its mission of unleashing more poison into our communities. One case in particular hits home in a most painful way. Beyond that, well, Nitwit Nero wants to touch himself again. Roytollah Moore didn’t finish in the teens like he wanted down in Talabama way. The Ides of March make a new appearance in Italy. In New Zealand a gospel sharp indentifies squadrons of demons carrying the Coronoavirus. Pat Robertson laughs at a scared 16 year old little girl. Because Gawd is luvvvv, y’all!