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The earth feels like it’s beginning to move. People are pushing back against MAGATS all OVER the place! From that guy we heard from TikTok to the trans man who buried Benny “Dry Wife” Shapiro, people are getting tired of MAGAT crap. 

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The MAGAT election criminality begins. A mailbox burns in Arizona and fraudulent ballots get caught in Colorado. Tuckyo Rose Carlson goes off for ten long, weird minutes as about as weirdly as one human being may. All that time I’ve spent talking about the weird daddy issues of the MAGATs and Cucky Tucky proves it in more detail than I could have dared ask for.  

Your humble hostess voted today on the first day of early voting in West Virginia. The polling place was packed, even in poor, blood-red MAGAT WV. MAGA, mean while, is big mad. If you listen carefully, you can hear plaintive MAGAT wailing across the fruited plain in the wake of General Kelly describing Nitwit Nero as a fascist. “A kicked dog will holler,” as the saying goes. Federal judge blisters MonkeyUp in FloriDUH with a scathing reminder of the purpose of the First Amendment. North Korea has sent troops to die in Mother Russia. Big, damning document coming and Nitwit Nero is having a(nother) fit. MAGATS desperately trying to disenfranchise military personnel serving abroad . . . but only the ones from swing states.

Rudy Ghouliani faces the music. Turns out attacking women for doing their work can be costly. Gee, Roodz, I hope it doesn’t hurt too little! Aileen Cannon may wind up in the cabinet of a potential second MAGAT admin. Gretchen Carlson, even though she’s no longer at Fox, is still gross. Terrifying research polling shows America’s nazi problem is far worse than most Americans believe, just as we’ve said for year on this program. Geezer Disgustus gets hands laid on him by creepy preachers, then YMCA plays. The Goddess of Irony owns him.

Oof. Nitwit Nero forces Murkkka to talk about peniseseseses. SOOOOO gross! But it’s where we are. But there’s so much more on a Moran Monday!

It was vulgar and vile and still no one walked out on Venereal Vespasian at the Al Smith Dinner. GOP former sheriff heads to the Joint. Who would be Kamala’s promised Republican in her cabinet? Is there any way around the se filthy political ads? The Front Porch gang has ideas . . .

FoxSnooze’s Brett gets his bias laid Bare by VP Harris. FloriDUH don’t want no womens litter-ature gettin’ a-taught in their colleges. Dave Bautista delivers possibly the most epic takedown of Nitwit Nero EVAH!

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We’ve hammered on our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign, Supreme Catholic Majesties for years now. Looks like we were right. Most Americans understand they don’t act in the civic, or even public, good. They do the bidding of their masters. And Fappy’s still out there trying to poison America’s future. Meanwhile, in Talabama, they done got caught cheatin’ an’ tryin’ to throw legitimate voters off the rolls. It was, of course, alllllll a complete oopsie! 

This was the day. Early voting opened in Georgia. Jimmy Carter made it and as far as I’m concerned, he’s a saint. Nitwit Nero holds a dance party instead of a town hall and no one even tried to intervene. Y’all, he ain’t gonna make it. Meanwhile, his pettifoggers have gone whining to the Circuit Court of Appeals trying to get the District Court’s ruling refusing to move the case to federal court overturned.

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MAGAT threatens to murder FEMA workers, gets arrested in possession of weapons necessary to the accomplishment of his goal. Arraigned, judge turns him loose on a penny-ante bail. FEMA meanwhile, pulls its workers because of threats by marauding MAGAT militias “hunting” those workers. German intel agencies report likelihood of Russian attack on NATO by 2030 at the latest. IS Shady Vance a closeted gay man? Recall the passage from his “Hillbilly Eulogy.”

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PeeWee Herman Goering fires up a Nitwit Nero crowd with exhortations to attack immigrants. His daddy babbles about circles and demands a military air escort because  . . . Iran. Radio talker burns a MAGAT to ash in epic takedown. Tulsi Gabbard says Democrats have exposed themselves. Did Nitwit Nero break the law in his Pooty pillow talks? ForProfit Media finally catches on and starts wondering about those “undecided” voters.

SuperFriends! 

Matt in SF said this episode should be called “Roxanne needs a couple of ‘mother’s little helpers’.” I might have gotten a mite cranky. In my own defense, it was defintely righteous anger. Florida was being crushed even before Milton made landfall. MAGAT spokescreeps were still lying about it while Multi-millionaire ForProfit media members were powerless to call it out. Nitwit Nero remembers who “Black Nazi” Mark Robinson is. And Mark’s wife is as much a piece of work as her husband. Who gets sued by the Girl Scouts, for pity’s sake?

Floriduh braces for Milton. MAGAT attack blonde declares she’s “heard of” dead babies floating in the water. Alex Jones grunts that Kamala is controlling the hurricanes. NC GOP congressman has to call out all the lies members of his party are spreading. Kamala goes on “The View” and King MAGAT has a conniption.

With a hurricane bearing down upon him, Ron “Monkey-Up GoGo Boots” De Klantis chooses that moment to be an absolute ass, refusing to take a call from VP Harris. Nitwit Nero grins during a memorial service for a dead rabbi at an October 7 remembrance, while also deploying Nazi eugenics talking points. NYT reporter gets ever-so-gently called out for his employer’s sanewashing.

Shady Vance declares his Daddy won 2020. Montana MAGAT leans in on anti-Indigenous hate. Idaho MAGAT tells indigenous woman to “go back where [she] came from. You first, white dood! Dim Shady gets schooled by actual economist. Pete Buttigieg owns Leon Skum.

Dock worker strike ends. Christian hate grift sets up in NC. Melanoma comes out in favor of abortion . . . sure, Jan. Cassidy Hutchinson manshames MAGATS. Jack Smith leans into Amy Covid Barrett’s immunity opinion. MAGAT reporter waxes breathless about the commonalities between Orange Jesus and the other Jesus.

Post-debate debrief. There can be no doubt that Jelly Donut Vance is a Master Debater. (C’mon! You KNEW I’d go there!). Beyond the debate, however, we have an update on the Hillbilly Gothic murder in Letcher County, Kentucky. It gets worse. The Harris/Walz campaign jumped right on Dim Shady’s inability to say his Daddy didn’t win in 2020. Inside the hate directed at officials in Springfield, Ohio.

Getting Set for the debate. Watching Bibi continue to throw matches at a sea of gasoline. Happy 100th Birthday to Jimmy Carter, the most decent man ever to serve as President. Nitwit Nero grunts about the ruin of education. Guess who’s doing the ruining? Of course we know! Update to the murder in Letcher County, Kentucky. 

Examining the Appalachian Apocalypse brought on by Hurricane Helene with more perspective than the Multi-Millionaire ForProfit Media can, or will, provide. Still, though, the morans we have always with we. 

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