Friday-On-the-Front Porch, Head-ON with Robyn Kincaid, 28 June 2024

Oh, dear. President Biden had a tough night last night and allllllllllllll the pampered babies of the multi-millionaire ForProfit Media had kittens with crocheted tails. Sometimes, especially like night before last, they annoy me past reason.

And thus, we had a nice session, bringing folks in off the ledge. I mean, c’mon, you can only flick so many cigarette butts down on MAGAT hats and still take joy at shooting fish in a barrel. 

We’re gonna be OK. And President Biden is OK. And Julius Geezer is the Father Of Lies. Wait. That sounds Biblical.

Agnostic Meetin’ Wednesday, Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid, 26 June 2024

We got a decision today from our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties, but not THE decision (there’s actually two). But we also got a leak. Maybe we should start referring to Sammy BadBreath as “Sammy A-Leako.” The Court “AcciAlitodentally” let slip the Moyel vs. U.S. decision, in which Sammy had another misogynistic spasm over women and how much he despises them. WTF did MA Alito do to him to make him hate women the way that he does? Regardless, other things: Klanny Granny won her primary. She handily beat off all her opponents. Meanwhile, Marje loses yet another quandrant of what passes for her mind even thinking about the debate. 

P.S. COVIDiots lose. COVIDiots LOSE!

Moran Monday, Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid, 24 June 2024

Oh, my! T’was a busy day of MAGAT dumbery and cruelty. And we’re all waiting for the other shoe to drop, and by shoe, I mean SCOTUS decision. Two terrible anniversaries: (1) the Neshoba County, Mississippi murders of sixty years ago and (2) the reduction of women to second- (or lower) class status under Dobbs. Meanwhile, Orange Genius threatens to strip in front of a cabal of EVILgelical MAGAT faithful. 

Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday, 20 June 2024

It’s West Virginia Day. Why didn’t I take the day off and go to the Lake? Because more people need to know about West Virginia Day, when a state declared its independence from a Commonwealth that practiced the UN-common “particular institution,” and told the traitors within her borders, that it wasn’t gonna be OK. 

 

Anyway, SCOTUS is hiding behind cases it knows won’t get attention. They’re “Attention Whores,” which that Court should never be, and my profound apologies to sex workers . . . but not to the MAGAT-infested whores on the Court.