A horror in (where else) Texas. A victory in Alaska. Covidiots in California. Spreadneck MAGAT governors bray loudly.
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Another profoundly helpful update from Paul from Parts Unknown. Ditherin’ Jim finally figures out just how stupid the members of his part really are. Moscow Mitch waxes giddy about the continued screwing of America. Glory! Xtian Taliban bro dude assaults women sunning at lake in Colorado. Because JESUS!
Arizona MAGAT senator decries “communist” Labor Day. GymShorts Jordan opens mouth, proves himself an idiot . . . again. MAGAT goes barking mad on airliner. Polk County, Florida sheriff gets all butch . . . after the fact. Guess who funded the Texas War on Wombs!
She’s baaaaaack! The Fabulous H.O.R.N. Studio is on the air after my brief time away, and there’s plenty to get after. Texas and their turn toward misogyny and fascism. The ForProfit Media onslaught against Joe Biden for leading the most extensive withdrawal ever from a war we never should have started. Q-Anon Shaman gets sweetheart deal. Damn. They’re gonna do it again, y’all.
Let the new excuses begin! FDA gives full approval to Pfizer vaccine. Let a field of conspiracy lunacy bloom! Why does Marjorie Traitor Gangrene Q-cumber think the FDA was *really* approved? Wait. What? Alex Jones is now using my words to describe COVID Caligula? Who are Ross and Judy York? All this and more on Moran Monday!
Catching up on the ongoing tales of some insurrectionists. Keeping up with the ForProfit Media’s ginormous hypocrisy on Afghanistan. Cullman, Alabama officials freak out as COVID Caligula brings his SuperSpreader tour to their little town.
Mercy, the stickers are from toes to tip-top today! The historical revisionism of Afghanistan is off the meter. “Y’all, they’re gonna do it again” came true . . . some more. “Two first names and a pick-up truck.” And tannerite. Because feeeeedummm. Anti-mask SoCaristan MAGAT yawps his last. Covid Caligula won’t even send a sympathy card. After all, that would be terribly awkward.
The password is: “decabination.” Praise! Glory! Kenneth Copeland assaults a handicapped “believer.” Hiding behind the first amendment, “prophet” declares vaccines are “demonic,” then gets COVID. Spreadnecks attack a WalMart pharmacy. WalMart lets them keep up the attack for a half hour. Tracee tells us how it’s done.
Run, chickenshit Afghan beards, RUN, you goddamned cowards! Granted, you never heard of Shakespeare, but “a hero dies but once. A coward dies a thousand deaths.” Die ’em all, you gutless beards!
Afghanistan. It exposed our foreign policy failings and now it’s exposing the Alzheimers-like memories of the ForProfit Media. Also: a wonderful conversation with Carol Baker, Queen of the Minions.
COVID burns Floridastan. The fire spreads to Georgiastan. Ron Monkey-up DeKlantis cancels a pseudo campaign trip to Vegas because he set his state afire. The Great ForProfit Media Hand-Wring. P.S. Murder Hornets redux.
A bad joke for the last time. When reality outstrips the jokes, stick with reality. Ack! The breathtaking stupidity of one of America’s most inexplicable millionaires: “The Joe Rogaine Dunning-Kruger Experience.” And yet, as venerable a journalistic icon as The Atlantic proves itself more than capable of clickbait dreck.
Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologist proves (once again!) why he may well be, after Nitwit Nero, the most despicable attempt at a human being in the United States. The Delta variant of COVID-19 is attacking children with far more virulence than the original virus. Yet Little Miss Three Names cheered people in Talabama for NOT getting the vaccine. Also: we receive another dispatch from Paul from Parts Unknown. Eventually, we get around to discussing the new hair-on-fire-because-the-planet’s-on-fire climate change report.