Podcast

Run and hide. The COVIDiots are on the loose, alongside their sidekick, the Delta Variant.

 

Hey! We finished the week $235 from being fully funded for the first week of August. Wanna help? The community woule love you forever if you did!

Every now and then we have to have a conversation about ideological purity in our community. It wasn’t what I had planned for the program, but that’s mostly where we wound up. Also: Richard Trumka, President of the AF of L-CIO suddenly passed away at 72, Another stupid anti-vax MAGAT learns the meaning of “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.” And every day, we find out just how close we came to losing everything to the vanity and toxic psychopathology of Nitwit Nero.

COVID is punishment for the LGBTQ+ community. The vaccine is Satan’s Serum. Baptist Youth Pastor spreads COVID, then dies. Xtian broadcaster infects staff, blames liberals. Welcome to Prayer Meetin’ Wednesday and all the madness that is American EVILgelical Xtianity.

Titanic Tuesday finds us pondering the perviness of NY Governor Andrew Cuomo, the homicidal negligence (at best) of Floriduh Governor Ron “Monkey Up” DeKlantis, the bioterrorism of the Tennestan Speaker of the House, among a host of topics. And the password is: “vellum.”-

Hey, y’all! Let’s say it together! PODBEAN SUCCCCCCCCKS! PODBEAN SUCCCCCCCKS!
But we’re back after our time in the Chinese Communist Party-owned wilderness. At least we still have our kidneys.  By the way, did I mention that PODBEAN SUCCCCCCCKS? I wasn’t sure. 

Epic! Sports stories that aren’t about sports. Anti-vaxxers assault a cancer center in L.A. Governor Mee-Maw gets hardass (a day late and a few million doses short) on the COVIDIOTS in Talabama. And one of the most free-wheeling Front Porches EVAH! Details of the HORN-In.

Unfortunately, we finished unfunded for Thursday and Friday. In order to keep the last week of the month from starting in a deeeeep hole, we need to raise $455 to finish this week.

Today in Treason. Today in Covidiocy. Today in Confederate Defenders. Today in Hey, We Won One. Today in Things HIPAA doesn’t mean. 

The funding hole is deep: $1,025 going into Friday on the Front Porch. This self-sustaining community is grateful for every bit of support!

After only a couple of live services, the Cathedral of Common Sense (which is every bit as fake as every other religion) has (unlike other fake religions) shut down again to stop the spread of the Delta variant. At least the Deacons are happy. Still, what a program! Sure: taking down Randy Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologist is easy, but WOW!

A long time ago, Kurt Vonnegut wrote a short story entitled “The Great Space F**k,” only without the asterisks. Today, a near-trillionaire from a planet with millions of starving people on it, rode a giant, penis-shaped rocket to space just as hundreds of others have done before, but returned convinced he was some sort of a hero. Kurt Vonnegut, meanwhile, though dead, proves to be a prophet. PBUH. 

“Y’all, it’s gonna happen again.” I mean, like, y’know, there’s evidence, and stuff.

Such a Friday!

And so we are confirmed as having known almost exactly what was going on during Nitwit Nero’s Reign of Error. It was as bad as the HORN F/C/C discerned that it was. And now the multi-millionaire media are finally catching up. 

Glory! EVILgelical math made easy! 245=2 x 45, Miracle! FBI sat still while Larry Nassar raped 70 women. Joe Manchin is eagerly awaiting his next opportunity to screw America. Fambly Research Council says the quiet part out loud. 

Robyn accidentally listens to third-tier white-wing radio. President Biden gives a speech about voting rights. White-wing hissy incoming. Karen gets booted off a cruise for being COVID-positive. Tennestan MAGATS enable child sacrifice. 

KlanPac this past weekend provided oodles of moran energy. BONUS: Karen loses it in Victoria’s Secret. 

Oh, look! Republicans got caught saying the quiet part out loud and telling the world they know Joe Manchin is doing their dirty work for them. 

Haiti reminds us of how disastrous American foreign policy can be for our neighbors in this hemisphere. Pelosi throws world class shade at Nitwit Nero. Fetus Fetishist attacks Planned Parenthood clinic in Washington. Coal: it isn’t gone and some countries who should know better are burning more than they once were. 

An epic TT! From the insurrection, to environmental injustice, to more Q’anon malarkey to Mo’ Brooks (Less Brains!), the Titanic Intellects of the white wing were a rich vein to be mined.

Thanks, CNN, for ruining my 4th of July feast. Another dude tries to use his car as a weapon, declared “the gummint’s trying to kill me.” Oh, really, you almost-certainly-a-Trump-voter? Mark Zuckerberg profanes the 4th AND a beloved song. Dan Fisher joins me to talk about transplant patients, COVID immunity, and the vaccine. 

This was a fun one (once we got past the usual ugliness, that is.)