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I read the news today, oh boy. About a half-hour before airtime. It was like a punch in the gut.

Everybody loves beer! White-wing secessionists in Texas love beer . . . and the killer Kyle Rottenhaus. Matt Schlapp gets slapped with a suit for being a disgusting perv. Anyone surprised? Texas and WV each move to erase civil rights history.  Barbie-Q and Klannie Oakley come close to a full-on ladies room slap fight. 

One would hope MLK Day would be a day of service and contemplation. Unfortunately, one would be wrong. Instead, MAGATS and various other species of white-wingers turn it into a carnival of barely restrained racism . . . because that’s just who they are.

Are burkas in Missouri made of burlap? Show Me! SCOTUS investigation appears to be nearing a solution to the Dodd leak. Voter Fraud! Oops!

So. A Special Counsel for Biden. Hmmmm. Let’s take a look at Richard “Ben” Hur. Ever fiber of my being is screaming “RatFk!” 

Ukraine sinks a Russian dingy. Proud Boy lawyers cry “Not white enough” in court. Biden dox cause media amnesia. Oklahoma bans trans people. Alabama seeks to prosecute women who use abortion pill. 

Sorry about yesterday. Let’s try again! MAGAT terrorist Baked Alaska feels the fist of the Law. Brazil handles insurrection better than us. George Santos catches a break (even as he gets caught in more dirty dealings). Ryan Zinke is a cowboy! Yeeeeehaw!

Another day of madness among the MAGATS. These people can’t govern. They’re so damned dumb they’d screw up a one-person parade!

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Day Three of the GOP Three-ring Freak Circus. The humiliation of Kevin McCarthy continues!

The elephants are making one helluva mess and no one seems to know how to clean it up. And we thought we only had one bizarro MAGAT to deal with. Nope! And other MAGATS think she’s a witch. It’s a freak show with no end!

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The calliope plays, the smell of popcorn is in the air, and the clowns all pile out of the tiny car. THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN! In this case, the circus has arrived in the House of Representin’ and there’s a mutiny against the man who would be Ringmaster. The hyenas are looking peckish.

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Back on Podbean after our all-too-usual end-of-month suspension for uploading too much on an account with “unlimited uploads.” A dead pope, a suicidal murderer, and meth in a library. Yeah, we’re off to a fantastic start!

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Our most puissant, dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties decide to play kick-the-can with the lives of some of the most desperate people on earth. Kari Lake gets to walk away from her frivolous election lawsuits. A deep dive into the dead hand of Lewis Powell, as it torments us to this day. Miss Lindsey wanted to signature match with credit card readers.

A killer storm, a kidnapper in Texas, more attacks on the power grid. Accelerationism takes an early lead in Stuff To Worry About In 2023. 

It may be Christmas, but the MAGAT insurrectionist urge remains strong. 

From our family here in the frozen, blasted hills of Appalachia to everyone in our community, all our fondest wishes for a happy holiday wherever you are, whatever you celebrate or even if you don’t. 

In which your hostess is accidentally dosed to the eyes on caffeine. Oh, dear! It made watching the MAGAT responses to Pres. Zelensky’s address particularly infuriating. They’re a low-down lot of Pooty-appeasers. Also: B-b-b-bratt Kavanaugh hits the party circuit. Kelly Anne Conjob recreates an old Rolling Stone cover story  about The Police: “Bottle Blonde Goes To the Bank.”

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This program is special. You will hear from an individual who was at Club Q. Candid, heartbreaking, and ultimately uplifting. 

A titanic liar is our first nominee: George Santos. There’s NOTHING he won’t lie about. And he’s about to be sworn into Congress. A bad cop goes to prison for 11 years for manslaughter. Should’ve been murder. Should’ve been life. Three bad teachers, two right answers . . . and here comes the Alliance Defaming Freedom. Also: a deep dive into a possible future for Tangerine Tiberius.

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The J6 Committee closes shop with a bang. Now we wait to see if the DoJ has the courage to seek convictions. Tangerine Tiberius, meanwhile, rides the fairways and waits for his minion to read him another happy story. 

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Re-posting of the 2 December program that apparently didn’t post.