Podcast

Oh, dear! The CPAC circus is back in town. Get the hockey puck.

Also: Florida wants to force bloggers to register with the state if they dare write about Monkey-up.

TTW Rafaelito Eduardo Cruz, the Annointed Booger-eatin’ Future King of America showed the world why he’s in the Senate instead of out there trying cases. He’s the MTQ of Senate Republicans. Also: Fox hack gets called to yell in the House. 

P.S. Homophobically slurring Pete Buttigieg probably plays more poorly than most MAGATS think.

Who knew? 

They’re proud  of stoopid. 

Also: WV, where Republicans threaten people without  . . . consequences.

Who knew Dilbert was a Grand Kleagle? Scott Adams embarks on his self-crucifixion tour. Rupert Murdoch chucks Niwit Nero and his own stars under the bus. Frau Ingraham calls out MTQ for her “national divoroce” . . . for all the wrong reasons. Utah judge wants to send kids back to their abusive father. They respond by barricading themselves in their bedroom and pleading with the world on TikTok. Kagan, J. gives Kavanaugh, J. a judicial wedgie.

Thorns! And some are poking through the dainty, paper-thin skin of Ron “Monkey-Up” DeKlantis. Andrea Mitchell gave him a butthurt. 

Ms Emily of the Grand Jury really needs to . . . do something besides making Fanni Willis’ life harder. She’s an absolute carillon of sirens. 

Republicans move to destroy the tourism economy of Tennestan. 

The H.O.R.N. F/C/C opines on Gabapentin and the opioid crisis.

The Evolution Of a Gingricher. Marje defends secession (which word she doesn’t dare use). SCOTUS tries to punt internet terrorism issues. CodePink screws up. 

Upload issues. My apologies for the late posting.

We’re gonna have to change the name of Mondays, at least for the time being. That awful . . . creature. That . . . Mesozoic-minded Lady MacBeth! “SECDEE,” Marje! 

Hard to believe she could even claim to come from the same state as a saint like Jimmy Carter.

Feral cows! Butthurt MAGATS! More fake resumes. And a really great front porch conversation!

Sometimes, even I’m amazed by how this all works out!

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Praise! Glory! Presidential Timber Ikki Haley fires up the crowd with a gospel sharp. Too bad he’s the one and only John “Starve” Hagee. Ikki gets roasted by . . . Anthrax Coulter?! Yep, and she goes full racist. Because of course. The Ohio derailment: Whose fault is it? Oh, don’t ask. 

Happy Valentine’s Day . . . I guess.

It’s the day after the Super Bowl and you just know that means some seriously moranic butthurt MAGAT stupidty. And they delivered!

The essential indecency of Fox. The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water Smells turns on Arkansas Governor Jethrine Bodine. Where are those creepy Jesus ads coming from? Let teenagers carry guns? Why not? What could possibly go wrong?

Breaking down the SOTU, with, of course, no small amount of MAGAT madness and barbaric stupidity,

UK deals with a Nazi problem . . . a day late and a pound short. Klannie Oakley goes to church.

Balloon hysteria! I knew reading e.e. cummings would come in handy some day! Nazis busted plotting to take out the power grid in Baltimore. Accelerationism. It’s a nazi thing. Bomb train in Ohio. 

Balloons, balloons, baloons! China, China, China! Shoot it, shoot it, SHOOT IT! 

Another thing not to do while being black. “Hours” of video still hasn’t been released by City of Memphis in the lynching of Tyre Nichols. MAGATS oust Ilhan Omar and Matt it-Just-Gaetz Worse blows up their alibi. 

Shorter program so I could go to dinner for my birthday with a dear friend.