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I confess: it is genuinely difficult to listen to SCOTUS arguments these days without a Jeroboam of rotgut tequila, a swirly straw, and a pint of raw ether. You need ALLLLLL of that just to get in the same mindset as our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties of SCOTUS. Even then, you’ll still be playing catch-up. Today’s arguments in 303 Designs gave the MAGAT Court an opportunity to really stench. 

Repeat after me. The First Law of Manchins: No one named Manchin ever does anything that doesn’t benefit someone named Manchin. When Alex Jones thinks you’re too pro-Hitler, you’re really pro-Hitler. 

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Miss Lindsey explains marriage. Intel agency issues warning to LGBTQ+ community. Y’all, they’re gonna do it again. Justice finally reaches a small town in PA. Nitwit Nero’s taxes are in the hands of the House. 

Sometimes we draw together as a community.

With the rest of the talkosphere whacked out of their minds on turkey, one woman found her way to the mic. I am that woman. I hope we all had the happiest of Thanksgivings!

Listen. Here’s something NO ONE has explained about Anderson Aldrich. 

Another of the many horrible aspects of massacres in America is the slow drip, drip, drip of horror that follows in their wake. Like El Paso County, Colorado sheriffs refusing to use the red flag law that might have prevented the slaughter. 

“It only hurts because it is your heart.”

Republicans in ruin are a thing. The conversation is vibrant!

“Please ask questions about Hunter Biden!” It sucks that these goons are going to be in charge of an entire house of Congress, but it’s beginning to look like it’s going to be a cringey reality show. I can’t help it: I’m gonna destroy a microwave popping popcorn.

It’s getting really sketchy on the Polish frontier with Ukraine. Kari Lake gets dog-walked. Kevvers McCarthy has a big day. Herschel gets grifted. Joe Manchin has a MAGAT challenger. 

Now with even more Moran! No surprise where we found him. Fappy gets more impeacable. The Handmaid gets a rousing hand . . . from her owners. Horror in Charlottesville. Hope in the Senate.

I apologize for the giggling.

Wait. “Mein Kampf” is a . . . textbook? Oh, Candy-O! Oh! Wut? Dimwit Domitian is plum melting. Fappy goes after indigenous people. And the waiting continues as MAGATS measure for drapes.

“I will not say, ‘Do not cry,’ for not all tears are an evil.” -Gandalf

Judy Bonds said it best: FIGHT HARDER!”

Election Day is here and we have the hateful, crazy, and homicidal to prove it.

A nation, on the edge of its seat, waits . . . 

The last Friday before the midterms finds us exhausted and apprehensive.

Hold on tight!

Tough day, but no dearth of things to talk about.