Morans! Wall-to-wall! Klannie Oakley gets gets an autograph. Denise Dipshit-Dumbass of Fox joins Joe Piscawho to save Colombus Day (that’s how Little Miss Three Names spells it, at least).
A peanut butter sammich? Ony a half? In West-by-God Birginny? Hunt for Red October this ain’t.