I confess: it is genuinely difficult to listen to SCOTUS arguments these days without a Jeroboam of rotgut tequila, a swirly straw, and a pint of raw ether. You need ALLLLLL of that just to get in the same mindset as our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties of SCOTUS. Even then, you’ll still be playing catch-up. Today’s arguments in 303 Designs gave the MAGAT Court an opportunity to really stench.