Nitwit Nero got played by Iran like the real Nero’s own fiddle; so much so that poor ol’ Alex Jones (blessizhart) had another meltdown. They’re gonna hafta hit that poor feller in the neck with a Thorzine dart. The Iranians now have a toll booth on the Straits of Hormuz, even as Izrull does its dead level best to squirrel the deal. Sen. Ed Markey explains to a cluelessly young CNN anchor why Congress must now debate whether the U.S. approves of a nuclear first strike. Nazi MAGAT in FloriDuh runs his flag up the pole in his alleged race against another racist, Randy Fine.
