At least five MAGAT senators have demanded that Max”-imum T” Miller quit the House over allegations of his ‘roided up abuse of his wife and daughter. Know what’s weird (or maybe not, because reasons)? An actual ordained Southern Baptist Minister (Moses Mike Johnson) HASN’T.
Someone wrote a “statement” that Moscow Mitch has gone home. Who knew His Satanic Majesty had a PR Department. Wait. He has ALL the PR people.
The palm of the Goddess of Irony’s hand is nowhere anyone wants to be, but look! There’s Jimmie Dick or Jaydee or whatever the VP is calling themself these days.