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Sometimes, the Morans are homegrown right here in West-by-Coal Trumpginia and this is one of those days.”Bernie brooga-brooga! Democratic soshulizm worble-narf!” Hoppy Kercheval is such a reliable little wingnut, I’m surprised the wingnut welfare train hasn’t carried him all the way to FoxNewsTV/Radio Rwanda. Bernie carries the fight to Moscow Mitch in Kentuckystan. Nitwit Nero lies about a call from China. If only it had been a blowjob, he might be impached. Oklahoma judge spanks opioid-hustling drug company. Transpobia erupts in L.A. bar. With apologies to the Scorpions: “Here I am! Nuke you like a hurricane!” 

Welcome back to the Virtual Center! We’ve been on an extended hiatus but we’re back and ready to go. Today’s program was just catching up on everything that’s been going on lately, and that’s been a lot, from the tariff scramble to the uprising in China. It looks as if chaos has been busy, so there’s plenty to talk about. We look forward to hearing your thoughts on current events because learning is a team endeavor and we’re all in this together. 

Nitwit Nero “hereby orders” the market to yak up 600+ points. Tennessee MAGAT declares fertilized eggs capable of living outside the womb. A different MAGAT in Tennestan threatens to shoot up Planned Parenthood. Ding, dong, the Koch is dead! Roger offers up a mini-course on canning. Pay attention! The knowledge might come in handy. Home-canned food beats the hell outta bucket puddin’! (which still sounds filthy). 

Having missed Wednesday, we had a lot of catching up to do. Trump calls himself “The Chosen One.” At least he hasn’t decided (yet!) that he’s the Prince of Peace (Prince of a Piece?). His minions want to vitiate the 13th Amendment by keeping children and families in concentration camps indefinitely. The Amazon burns and it’s anthropogenic. Anti-semitism is on the rise in American Christianity. 

Nitwit Nero declares 75% of American Jews “disloyal;” revives millennium-old anti-Semitic slur. Inspired by him, there have been no less than six thwarted racist incidents in the last couple of weeks. Meanwhile, on the border? “Vaccines? We don’t need no stinkin’ vaccines!”