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The last broadcast of the week and the last broadcast for the next week as I take the next week in performance of “The Lion In Winter,” here in Alabama. Still, the impeachment “trial” is on its way, no one knows who or how the Iranian airliner was shot down, it turns out we tried to assassinate another Iranian (this one in Yemen), but missed. Nitwit Nero wants SCOTUS to refuse to fast-track the Obamacare case (because he doesn’t want  that mucking up the election like it did for the GOP in 2018. And he lost again in Court in New York. So much losing!

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The Iranian airliner debacle, discussed. Mike Lee somehow resists the charms of Jared. Cultural treasures not out of the woods. Impeachment keeps looming through the gloom and doom. A reminder: Combover Caligula’s not the only one still unhealthily obsessed with the Obamas. Get the hockey puck.

Glory! Nitwit Nero gets dosed to speak the the nation. Republican senators disgusted by the arrogance of the Iran briefing they received (mirabile dictu!) General Jerry “Our God is bigger than their god” Boykin lionizes Julius Geezer for being an assassin. Odd, isn’t it, how the “Christians” seem to have such a hard time following the teachings of Jesus? Who Would Jesus Assssinate?

Titanic intellects! Nimrata Haley slimes Dems, demonstrates she doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “mourning.” MoscowMitch plans a trial. Nazis in our concentration camps . . . for profit, even! Why isn’t Don Jr. in uniform? What’s a crusader cross? All that and more for this Titanic Tuesday on The HORN!

Once again, a story breaks in the ForProfit Media that we predicted months ago comes to fruition: Trump judge wants government officials to shoot at each other. Nitwit Nero learns (to the extent that he’s capable of learning) what getting into the assassination business means. The word “assassination” gives the Associated Press the fantods.

The topics for this broadcast have been preempted by the bloodthirsty desperation of Nitwit Nero, who apparently believes the American people are so stupid they won’t see his assassination of an Iranian general as anything other than the diversionary tactic that it is. Of course, even the people who lie for him aren’t very good at it. Witness Mike (“First In His Class At West Point”) Pompeo.

As Australia burns, some perspective on the global climate emergency. Meanwhile, in Murkkka, the EVILgelicals think Greta Thunberg has a bad case of demons. 

Yes, America, a progressive broadcaster really IS on the air on New Year’s Day! Why? Because the insanity doesn’t slow down for so much as a holiday off, that’s why. Rudy wants to run the Impeachment Trial. Rudy wants to testify. Rudy wants to prosecute. Rudy wants to give summations. Moscow Mitch would greatly appreciate it if Rudy would STFU. Meanwhile, a random outbreak of 2A freedom in Harris County, Texas.

It’s New Year’s Eve and the HORN was live! Titanic idiocy on display from Elise Stefanik, who shall forever be known as the “Yankee dimwit.” Michigan judge doesn’t think screaming  that word constitutes racism. Grampa Joe would like to have a Moderate Republican for a running mate. Mayor Pete makes a hash of history. Don’t hold your breath waiting for the MAGATS to get as wrought over the attack on the Baghdad embassy as they did with . . . BENGHAZI. WV Governor Jim Justice finally decides maybe Nazis shouldn’t be on the state payroll.

Happy New Year everyone! Onward to 2020!

It is a mansion of many morans, but on this New Year’s Eve Eve, one stands out . . . no, two. Bad ideas and bad journalism merge to form a toxic stew of moranity for the last Moran Monday of 2019 (but NOT of the decade, dammit!)

The Eeeeeevillllll that is Mitch McConnell. Bob goes to church. Returns unsinged. And a wonderful year-end, year-in-review conversation with the irrepressible Dan Fisher.

And lo! While all the other shows were on holiday, Bob did hot up the mic and the HORN Family/Community/Congregation did join in conversation and good-fellowship. And there was much rejoicing. In a world gone mad, there’s no such thing as a holiday. 

We would like to thank you for spending your time with us here at the Virtual Center, because we know that your time is precious. We look forward to spending more time with you in the coming year!

Today’s pre-Christmas program focuses on the amendments, James Madison, and what exactly are inalienable rights. You may find that it isn’t what you were thinking.

We hope your holiday’s are bright and filled with love. May you have a Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy New Year! 

Once upon a time, news cycles tended to go relatively quiet this time of year. That’s why we had all those interminable year-in-review pieces that littered the media landscape like so much confetti at a New Year’s bash. Gone are the days. Now, our divisions, our bones-jutting-from-the-skin fractures, our manifest cultural ugliness, keeps us on the edge of our seats waiting to hear the next outrage. Anti-vaxxers. Nitwit Nero inveighing against “windmills” (“Wind TURBINES, Bob,” yells Sparky), Rudy Ghouliani declaring he’s a better Jew. So here we are: it’s damned near Christmas and “peace on earth to people of good will” has never been further out of reach.

Welcome to two days before Christmas! We’re gathering around our tree and giving you hints at the presents our government is giving to the People this year! Join us as we explore the world that is us in the holiday season of 2019.

The Pageants are becoming as predictable as a reality TV show. Thursday was Pile-on-Pete, and “Wine Cave Billionaires” needs to be a band name by the end of the weekend. Tom Steyer needs to get off his term limits fixation. America’s Nazi problem continues. Carnivorous vegans. Interesting news from the Mountaintop Removal struggle . . . and from a most unexpected source. The Front Porch gang takes on the question of withholding the Articles. Nitwit Nero wants Ms. Nancy impeached . . . because nitwit.

Moscow Mitch has a hissy. Pelosi responds with “I really don’t care what Republicans think.” Cowbell for Ms. Nancy! Lindsey’s got the vapuhs, Trump slimes a dead patriot. In other words: just another day in TrumpMurkkka.

Witness to history (or in the case of the MAGATS, hysteria) as the House debates the Impeachment of Nitwit Nero . . . with the observations of the HORN Family/Community/Congregation interspersed along the way.

A “Letter from Garcia,” it wasn’t. Nitwit Nero pours his crazy onto paper in a six-pager to Speaker Pelosi. He.Is.NOT.Well.

Welcome back to another discussion of current events and our civic duties. We discussed James Madison and his views on governing and what that meant to the Commons. We the People aren’t seeming to get much traction theses days and that isn’t how America was meant to be, or was it? Listen to today’s program and review the writings of James Madison and I think you’ll be surprised at what you’ll find.

We look forward to hearing what you have to say.