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Imagine a world where your government would put your life at risk and you couldn’t do anything about it. That sounds like a dystopian novel, right? No, it isn’t. We are at a crux in our nation and we’re failing in keeping our lives in check due to the damage inflicted by the Covid pandemic and the economical impacts that have ensued. Why are we in such a mire you might ask? The answer is in our leadership, the men and women who are elected to serve the people they represent, not doing their jobs and protecting their constituents. Let’s have a conversation and find out what remedies we may use to change the tide that’s seeming decimating not only our nation, but the world around us. 

Morans assemble! Such was the clarion cry Saturday in Tulsa as people stayed away from Clorox Claudius’ Coronapalooza in droves. Still, some stalwart Decepticonservatives showed up, about six thousand of them, to listen to a rambling diatribe that was the political equivalent of a lap dance by a syphilitic stripper. Coming home, he looked the part, disheveled, depressed, disheartened.   Now, his lick-spittles are torn as to what to do about the fact that they, themselves, may have started a super-spreader event, with no less than eight staffers testing positive for the ‘Rona and having been on the ground in Tulsa. Meanwhile, Florida Man don’ wanna go t’ th’ Wally World a-wearin’ of no mask. And Florida Man Governor wants to suppress the number of ICU beds being used and counted while his Surgeon General asks nicely that Floridians wear masks. Back here in Almost Level, South Carolina has become our leading cause of COVID-19 transmission in West Virginia. 

We are a nation in turmoil. The pandemic rages and testing has been slowed in order to hide the evidence of malfeasance demonstrated by our own governing President. What, if anything, can be done to protect the people and their welfare from misinformation and harm? Hopefully together we can come up with a solution to get us back on track. We look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Happy Juneteenth! A little backgrounder on what should be a national holiday, and an observation as to why Juneteenth even exists. Hint: it’s a problem Texas has to this day. Also, a primer on white outrage at masking. Then, the FotFP gathering joins in for a powerful discussion. 

Telling the future from a piece of old newspaper. We didn’t get to this day by accident. A conversation with the ever-thoughtful Dan Fisher.

A three-hour filibobster! Everything from money-grubbing Bolton’s tell-all book, to potentially Murka’s first Q-Anon congresswoman (“bad choices,” “PROBABLY worse than black people”), to Republicans who are too terrified to say “Black Lives Matter,” to anti-LGBT rants by the President of Poland (“The Duda”) and a vile bit of Trans erasure by White House Spokestwit Kayleigh MAGAninny, to the Singing Anti-Masker, the ugly and the stupid are on the march.

Every broadcast Dr Bill creates is chock-full of brilliance, but today he revisited a topic only he can explain in the way he does: “Happiness,” as in “the pursuit of.” That phrase has been so twisted, so perverted by the wealth class that it would be unrecognizable to the people who included it in the Declaration of Independence. This one is a keeper. 

COVID Caligula is doing his best to split the Alabama GOP, and more power to him. He’s heading to Mobile to spread his disease among the faithful in an attempt to work his vengeance upon Jefferson Davis Beauregard Sessions the Turd in favor of a former football coach who doesn’t even share his ideas on trade policy. This should at least be tragically entertaining to watch when it goes down. Then there’s the ugly reality of the SCOTUS decision that wasn’t covered on Monday. Just because it wasn’t covered doesn’t mean it wasn’t a hulking disaster . . . with a side of 9th Circle of Hell betrayal thrown in for good measure. Horse-tradin’ should be reserved for the livery stable, not for the highest court in the land, but here we are. You probably won’t hear about this anywhere else. And in New Mexico, shots ring out in defense of a statue of a genocidal conquistador 400+ years dead.

How nice it is to have some good news to share! Regardless, with any good news comes news of the behavior of the morans in response to it, so there’s that, and there’s an over-abundance of it. FoxNews and DailyCaller get punked by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Too rich for words. ABC is in a world of misery after the network owned by Mickey Mouse got caught covering for an abusive woman who, as VP, complained that GMA anchor Robin Roberts wasn’t being “asked to pick cotton,” said Sunny Holstin is “low rent,” and described a former ABC News anchor as not being worth the money ABC News spends on toilet paper. 

Wow! After fits and starts, finally, a podcast for Friday! Wednesday’s was lost to a storage failure, Thursday’s was lost to a snake in the studio (no, really!), so it was good to get a program in, and it was a dandy, according to folks who listened live. We begin with the story of The Snake and take it from there. Remember the idiot woman in Orange County whose “medical condition” prevented her from wearing a mask? Apparently, the disease spreads and found its way to New England where it caused another idiot woman to say almost the exact, same thing. What a disease! Also: Fox never changes, not even when an African-American presenter is interviewing Clorox Claudius. Bye, Felicia!

We’ve finished up another week of programs amid a nation under duress. Please join us next week for a continuation of our discovery on how history may be repeating itself once again, and how we might avoid the same pitfalls our forbearers faced when uniting it’s people.

Um, hate to bother y’all with some ugly damned truth, but the ‘Rona is still with us and will be for awhile. That’s not just me. That’s also Dr. Fauci, who said so out loud and apparently is rapidly running out of fks to give. Nonetheless, the whiny crybaby puissant MAGATS are still blubbering over being bullied about masks. Oh, and yeah: we got it right here at the HORN a lonnnnnng time ago. The virus was burning in Wuhan as early as August, like we discussed. Meanwhile, the DC National Guard got the ‘Rona while they were curb-stomping peaceful protesters. Hi, Goddess of Irony! I promise you a prime rubber chicken sacrificed at Midnight. Hey! Who do you reckon dropped the dime on George Floyd? How do you reckon they’re sleeping these days? “I could be bounded in a nutshell and call myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I had bad dreams.”

Lordy! Get out the waders! The morans are thick and deep. Let’s start with a pair of war criminals, shall we? Suddenly, they were the toast of the Sunday TV glitterati. It’s like the slaughter of Iraq never happened. Meanwhile, cops slashed tires in Minneapoilis, a guy got evicted for going to a BLM protest in Iowa, dude made up an assault in California, and an incel turned out not to be as handy as he thought he was. 

“The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.” Plato  Maybe it’s time we pay attention to the world around us.

Hoooooo-weeeee, those MAGATS are some kind of nutty! Nuttier than a trainload of Snickers and Baby Ruths! Chainsaws! Ballbats! George Floyd staging his own death to satisfy George Soros and own the MAGATS. I wish I was kidding. Goddess of Irony sends lightning bolt to D.C., “Missed him by *that* much!” Violent thugs in blue knock 75 year-old peace protester to the ground, claim he “tripped and fell.” COVID Caligula goes to Maine, is greeted by the Devil’s Diaper, chastises Mainers for not being willing to go out and die for him. Lady G! Say it ain’t so!

The ‘Rona is still roaring, but MAGAT governors don’t care. Cases are on the upswing in Florida and Texas, but, hey, “Feeeeedummmmmm”!” Birmingham and Richmond remove treason monuments with wildly differing results, Drag-named Virginia state senator Amanda Chase decries removal of Lee statue as “erasing white history. Fragile, she is. White-wing extremists busted in Vegas for planning an attack on peaceful protesters. Other white-wing monsters present at protests in Columbia, SC. Make West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Governor Jim Justice tries to walk back his “sundown” statement about President Obama. 

We interrupt Prayer Meetin’ Wednesday for remarks by President Barack Obama, given the cavernous leadership void in America today. Sometimes, it’s valuable to sit back and pay attention to the voices of our immediate present. Also: James Mattis finds his voice, a day late and a dollar short. In the midst of a national uprising over racism, Make West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Governor Jim Justice tries his hand at making WV a sundown state for at least one black man, anyway. And, of course, some news from Christianity, where a church in Idaho used the power of Reeeeeevival to create their very own COVID-19 spike.

Dr Bill continues his analysis and contextualization of the civil outcry for justice in the wake of the murders of Mr. George Floyd and Ms. Brionna Taylor. 

Why do police so constantly claim they’re in fear for their lives? Might it be because organizations like the NRA have made them that way? Regardless, if they’re so scared, maybe they need to be in another line of work. Then again, what other line of work makes it almost impossible to be fired and provides free top-shelf, silk-stocking lawyering when you trample the law and lynch a man? Humvees and other troop carriers have invaded D.C. A call from Mike Malloy in the midst of the protest in Atlanta.

Phlegmball whitesplains to Black America. Has the COVID-19 pandemic been weaponized by white supremacists? We listen live as Martial Law Marius declares war on America. What about Posse Comitatus? Minneapolis Cop Union head trashes the memory of George Floyd. Why does that man still have a job? MAGAT Senator calls for summary executions for protesters.