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Perfidy. It’s apparently all the thing now. Thanks, Adam Schiff. Remind me not to trust you in an alley.

An indescribable series of days,

I wonder if I will ever forgive the ForProfit Media if they drive our President from the race and we wind up in a Fascist Wonderland. Pretty sure I won’t. Thank goodness Joe Biden is out there making the crowds roar. 

The overall picture of the Money Coup is coalescing. It’s a pure Media ClickFix. President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. was magesterial in his command of foreign policy and the crowd of pixel-stained wretches. 

This voter disenfranchisement game the “concerned Democrats” are playing is a Russian Roulette pistol with a bullet in every chamber. 

Some of us have reason to be worried, even if wealthy white men who’ll be OK either way DON’T.

MIss one day . .  .

She’s baaaaaack!

Missed y’all yesterday.

The hand-wringing, pearl-clutching, and bedwetting continues. If the ForProfit Media drives President Biden from the campaign, it should be treated like the unforgivable sin it is. Understanding Justice Merchan’s decision to delay Veneral Vespasian’s sentencing.  

The circular firing squad continues to form. 
I hate this ride. 

Disseccting the anatomy of an ageist smear. 

Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Will Rogers is giggling. “I am not a member of an organized political party. I’m a Democrat.”

“The times, they are a-terrifyin’,” sang some Bob Dylan dude. 

Panic never serves a purpose. 

Breathe. 

Think.

Act.

What.A.Damned.Day. Let’s sort out what SCROTUS has done to our republic, shall we?

P.S. The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water Smells is spending his first night in prison. 

Re-uploading.

Oh, dear. President Biden had a tough night last night and allllllllllllll the pampered babies of the multi-millionaire ForProfit Media had kittens with crocheted tails. Sometimes, especially like night before last, they annoy me past reason.

And thus, we had a nice session, bringing folks in off the ledge. I mean, c’mon, you can only flick so many cigarette butts down on MAGAT hats and still take joy at shooting fish in a barrel. 

We’re gonna be OK. And President Biden is OK. And Julius Geezer is the Father Of Lies. Wait. That sounds Biblical.

SCOTUS sux.

We got a decision today from our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties, but not THE decision (there’s actually two). But we also got a leak. Maybe we should start referring to Sammy BadBreath as “Sammy A-Leako.” The Court “AcciAlitodentally” let slip the Moyel vs. U.S. decision, in which Sammy had another misogynistic spasm over women and how much he despises them. WTF did MA Alito do to him to make him hate women the way that he does? Regardless, other things: Klanny Granny won her primary. She handily beat off all her opponents. Meanwhile, Marje loses yet another quandrant of what passes for her mind even thinking about the debate. 

P.S. COVIDiots lose. COVIDiots LOSE!

Another day on tenterhooks for the whole Republic. . . 

Oh, my! T’was a busy day of MAGAT dumbery and cruelty. And we’re all waiting for the other shoe to drop, and by shoe, I mean SCOTUS decision. Two terrible anniversaries: (1) the Neshoba County, Mississippi murders of sixty years ago and (2) the reduction of women to second- (or lower) class status under Dobbs. Meanwhile, Orange Genius threatens to strip in front of a cabal of EVILgelical MAGAT faithful. 

Another day. Another day our Most Puissant Supreme Catholic Majesties run and hide.

It’s West Virginia Day. Why didn’t I take the day off and go to the Lake? Because more people need to know about West Virginia Day, when a state declared its independence from a Commonwealth that practiced the UN-common “particular institution,” and told the traitors within her borders, that it wasn’t gonna be OK. 

 

Anyway, SCOTUS is hiding behind cases it knows won’t get attention. They’re “Attention Whores,” which that Court should never be, and my profound apologies to sex workers . . . but not to the MAGAT-infested whores on the Court.

SERIOUSLY: Keep your children away from EVILgelical christian ministers. 

Nitwit is on the glide path to biting the head off a chicken. (Brought to you by Chik-Fil-A, praise Jeebuss!