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“All the ferrets DIED! Wake up, Sheeple!”

 

The loving kindness of Christian pastors. The anti-vax lunacy continues in Ohio. Merrick Garland is  setting up some disappointing positions. 

Strap in. The titanic intellect is mind-numbing

At this point, I feel like we should rename Moran Monday to Manchin Monday. Sheesh!

Just a week’s end round-up of MAGATs behaving MAGATly. Sheesh!

An overview of MAGATy awfulness across our nation. Our problems are bigger than we know.

My spidey sense was tingling something fierce. At the risk of getting all Alex Jonesy, the puzzle pieces are sorta fitting together, from ransomware hacks to Asshat Achilles sulking in his tent, to the Insurrection Caucus calling for a military coup. The other shoe seems to be dangling by a thread. 

Back from my day off, it was a Titanic stack of GOP “intellect,” alongside the magnificent correspondence that never ceases to energize and enlighten me.

The GOP Senators stymied the 1/6 Commission. Only one question remains: was it genuine politics or genuinely political theatre? I think I’m leaning toward the theatre theory. Too, also: OMG. The FOtFP conversation was . . . was . . . for the ages.

Oy. Gremlins.

Christendom weeps (not really) for Earnest “He Didn’t Make Me Cum” Angeley. Sheesh! Another ambush massacre brought to you by a (L)Awful Gun Owner. NPR has another language fail. Gov Newsome is angry. Anti-vax Wisconsin priest gets the sack. President Biden seeks COVID answers. Anti-vaxxer attacks vaccination site.

“Them’s fake boobs!” et seq.

We find out just how right we’ve been here at The H.O.R.N. Too, also: Meghan McCain is still an idiot.

 

We finished the program with $85 remaining on a $150 challenge. It’s gonna be a struggle to finish May. If you can help without doing yourself harm, it would be great not to leave a challenge on the table. Here’s how.

Let’s try this again.

Kevvers McCarthy, idiot nephew of the late Charlie McCarthy, also a dummy, dummies up on a significant question. More info about the damage done by the MAGATS on 6 January. Klannie Oakley attempts, fails to be witty. Deanna Lorraine feels like a Holocaust victim. Also: another in the series of delightful conversations with Dan Fisher.

Short program because I’m trying to walk the walk. Still, we worked in some interesting stuff. Did “Palestinian supporters” really attack diners at an L.A. sushi joint? Or were those Proud Boys behaving entirely according to type? Don’t look for any help from the clickbait local media!

MAGAT generals get punked. Cicadas get trippy. Palestinians get bombed. 

Meet Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt: moran. Freud said the most difficult question in the world is “What do women want?” Freud never met Joe Manchin and the bedeviling question is “What does Joe Manchin want?” We may have found the answer. Gun-humping Capitol attacker was packing heat in the building on 6 January. The MAGAT Court is gunning for women.

A little late to the air due to lots of noise in the Fabulous HORN Studio, but a thorny Thursday nonetheless. A commissioned officer in the United States military, a Marine major, has been charged for his role in attacking the Capitol on 6 January 2021. MAGAT Congresscreeps offer nauseating defense of the insurrection. The NRA roulette wheel stops at the home of an idiot couple in Maine. 

Y’all, we’re in a hole and hanging on. If you can help independent, liberal, progressive broadcasting survive, please throw something in the kitty.