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Shakespeare too “woke” for Fascist Floriduh. Ohio goes to the polls to see just how much MAGATS hate women. Oregonians can pump their own gas! Freeeeedommmmm! SCOTUS gets a gun law right . . . for a change . . . for a little bit, at least. Matt Gaetz: Soooooper Jeenyus!

Nazis run crying to the courthouse because they got outed and people found out what horrible people they really are. Nitwit Nero’s legal team whines its response to Jack Smith’s Motion For Protective Order. Aileen Cannon’s hard at work trying to compromise the case against her boss, er, her client, er, her enabler. 

Other things happened on Planet Earth besides Donald of Orange. We actually talked about some of them. Yet, the intricacies of what IS happening to him are such that America will be the better for the civic education this moment engenders.

P.S. Ginnsurrectionist still ain’t outten the mix!

Here we sit: front row seats to the most momentous inflection point in American history since Gettysburg. It deserves an epic filirobster.

It’s “Clue: the Co-conspirator Six” edition! Boris Epshteyn is closing on Gin-Gin on the inside rail.I’m not kidding about wearing the masks. The ‘Rona is back. Don’t tell Rotted FK. Texas wants to play the Nullification Game. It didn’t work out any too great the last time they rolled the dice.

And here it is. The day is here. Geezer Disgustus is indicted on four felony counts in the D.C. District. And I have an absolutely delightful idea of who Conspirator 6 may be. 

It’s SO fun watching MAGATs wrap themselves in the anaconda of their own paranoia. Welcome, Mr. Archer. And Miss Counsel-For-A-Parking-Garage? Lovely dye job! Not such a lovely job framing a defense of your, ahem, “client”. Meanwhile, who’s giving the tasty, tasty cash to RottedFK? Need we ask?

Study shows being a Republican can kill you. Rotted FK sends out a neo-nazi dog whistle. Great, big, saddddd, MAGAT tears. President Biden does the right thing. . . of course. MAGAT senators go Alfred E. Newman over Moscow Mitch. Rare bipartisan agreement in the Senate . . . that Rep Van Orden is a poltroon. Kevvers can seem to even find him. MonkeyUp bristles at another GOP POTUS “hopeful.” 

Y’all, running a radio network on the last dry-rotted thread of a frayed shoestring has never been easy, but somehow, this program has survived almost two full decades. Yay, y’all! The last three months, though, have been brutal, ending with a deficit in every month since May.  At close of program this evening, we’re unfunded for the last six episodes to the tune of $1,745. We need help . . . help growing the community, help sharing the program, and help keeping it on the air.

It’s Superseding Indictment Thursday! The walls at MagaLoco are running red with Heinz. Crack pipes! Mutilation! Just another day in the MAGAT House. And what the heck happened to Moscow Mitch? Still nothing.

It was a day. Meanwhile, I got it right again. Oh, well. Just another day. But Moscow Mitch had a moment . . . 

“An ice age is coming,” The Clash sang in “London Calling.” A new study indicates they may have been correct. Marge gets a shiny new ethics complaint. MAGATs are burning barbies now. Sheep complains about his shearing by Fox advertiser. The man who looks like rancid hot dog water smells may be in hotter water than he knows. 

Home from another trip to Tennestan.  Being gone a weekend feels like being gone a week. 

All it takes, though, is a brief glance at the news to know it wasn’t. The world marches (goose-steps) toward fascism. Now it’s in Spain. It’s a majority in Italy. It’s in fashion in the U.K. (with hats!) It’s a noisy minority in the U.S. 

 

I love it when I say something here and the next day it shows up on my Filthy Morning Habit. This was one of those days. I even predicted it. lol Talabama does the predictable and ignores SCOTUS ruling calling out their gerrymandering racism. Nitwit Nero may be prosecuted under a statute only the Goddess of Irony could orchestrate. Mustard? Mustard! (it’s Friday, after all).

Y’know, I don’t think any Republican Congress has ever been so gross.  There are long-dead Republicans with their names on buildings who would re-die at one second of MTG.  And yer girl knows some history, 

Marje brings porn to the House. Democrats bring facts. Rafaelito is mad at  . . . Barbie, just like . . . China and Vietnam are. King Charles (the cool one, not the inbred dude in England) gives a massive case of butthurt to Krischun MAGATs. Nitwit Nero loses in court again . . . some more. So much losing!

Nitwit Nero gets jacked up by Jack Smith. MAGATs throw hissy. Dog bites man. Federal judge lights up Florida agency over rotten care for kids. Benny “Dry Wife” Shapiro gets his capo on. A very special, in-depth conversation with one of the best healthcare providers I know. 

Got home late. I wish Canoodlia would give their National BBQ a break! (I know better. Climate Crisis!)

It’s good to be home for a few days. 

MAGATS in the House attack the U.S. Military. Four Democratic quislings join them. Oh, and all that blather about “religious freedom?” The House version of the NDAA expressly forbids members of the armed services having contact with the Military Religious Freedom Foundation. Once again, they give themselves away. Speaking of which, an Arizonastan MAGAT let his racist flag fly on the House floor. 

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It’s a world of weirdness. Jerry Nadler immunizing a witness against MAGAT questions. Joe to-the-Manchin-born pissing and moaning because the law still exists. And Rotted FK is gonna testify as a MAGAT tool, Fuck him.

Catching up with Day Two of the Tommy the Tuber’s Turnip Tour. MAGATs proudly display their ignorance of  . . . EVERYTHING going after the FBI’s Christopher Wray. Nitwit Nero octuples down on E Jean Carroll libels, throws hissy when Chris Krispy Kreme sets him on fire with Piers Morgan. Axios goes all “Mean Girls” because President Biden apparently has no patience with dipshitery.