The invasion of Portland is under way. Armed gangs of paramilitary thugs are roaming the streets in unmarked minivans, kidnapping and tormenting citizens exercising their First Amendment rights. Bioterrorist Georgia Governor Brian Kemp is trying to kill off the people most likely to vote against Trump and the rest of the MAGAT swine. The Front Porchers ponder the Stone commutation and consider Nitwit Nero’s future in the court system of the State of New York.