Sick Caesar says the Coronavirus is “violent.” He also says a hospital ship that’s under repair is on its way to New York. Nothing makes MAGATS happy like a big ol’ whoppin’ dose of racism, thus, Republicans double down on “Chinese Virus” because Covid Caligula says it’s “accurate.” Congress gets its first member with the bug. We get a call from a scientist working on things connected to the outbreak. You won’t hear what he has to say anywhere else. Nihilism takes root among college kids on Spring Break.