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Titanic Tuesday, Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid July 1, 2025

Kilroy‑Sized Show Notes | Head‑ON with Roxanne Kincaid — July  1, 2025
(4,000‑character carnival ride, safely under Apple’s big top)

  • đŸŽ© Opening Chaos, Literally

    • Tornado‑worthy West Virginia thunderclaps knock the station offline for ten minutes; Roxanne utters the day’s password—“outage”—while rebooting the router with prayers to Nikola Tesla and duct tape.

    • Instant fear: every new thunder roll could yank the plug again. So it goes. ⚡

  • đŸ—łïž Senate’s “Big Bastard Bill” (BBB = Big Bad Banana‑Republic?)

    • Passes by a single beard: VP “Guyliner” breaks tie, bragging he’s “the first veep in a century with facial hair—her name’s Usha.” đŸ§”â€â™€ïž

    • Slaps a surprise excise tax on wind & solar. Half the GOP senators, including mystified Lisa Murkowski, learn about it after voting. Lindsey “Lady G” Graham: “It’s a secret, I guess.”

    • Pours $160 B into ICE—10,000 extra agents, shiny new detention “villages.” Roxanne: “Concentration camps in the land of purple mountain majesties. Yay, freedom.”

    • Senator Murkowski votes aye, gets zilch for Alaska, and still calls it “obligation to my people.” Host translation: “She shoved Alaskans into the bear pit.”

  • 🧼 Shoestring Economics, or How to Beg Politely During a Thunderstorm

    • June closed $1,130 in the red; July starts with a $300 “Bruce & Karen Memorial Challenge.”

    • Micah shouts â€œđŸ’© the BBB!” — kicks in $50; Sylvie matches. Charlene piles on. Daily survival = ≈$600.

    • Refrain: “Ratings & reviews are the lifeblood that tell the algorithm we exist, because Procter & Gamble sure won’t.”

  • đŸ’„ Immigration & the New Age of Fear

    • While senators nap, ICE gets its gold card. Roxanne recounts a Cuban man dying in Florida custody and warns “brown workers are vanishing from LA job sites—citizenship be damned.”

    • Quote of the day: “If you’re brown, you’re keeping your head down.”

  • đŸŒŹïž Renewable Energy, Now with Sin Tax

    • Excise hits turbines and solar arrays smack in red‑state prairie. GOP baffled: “Who slipped that in?” Roxanne: “Check your own pockets, Senator.”

  • đŸ„Š Verbal Heavyweights

    • Tuberville calls immigrants “rats.” Host retorts: “Tommy the Tuber doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, which is everything.”

    • Rand Paul whines about deficits—after voting for $7 B bunker‑buster bombs.

    • Bernie Sanders roars: BBB is “the most dangerous bill in modern history,” trading Medicaid for megayachts. 🚱

  • 🎂 & đŸŽ» Personal Interludes While Rome Smolders

    • Happy birthday to progressive‑talk godfather Mike Malloy.

    • Toast to Roxanne’s parents’ 65th anniversary—married in the very front yard “of the crumbling family mansion.”

    • Host celebrates new pacemaker rhythm: “Heart finally sounds like a heart, not a Maytag on spin.”

  • đŸ›°ïž Meteorological Foreshadowing

    • Continuous storm commentary: “Clouds, thunder, lightning, rain—Mother Nature’s filibuster.”

    • Broadcast ends mid‑sentence when power ghosts away. The final words? “If we drop, blame Zeus, not me.”

  • 📱 Call to Do‑Something‑ness

    • Leave a review, toss a nickel, join the Horn chat (moderated by Roger, Chief Agronomist & Bud‑Trimmer Emeritus).

    • Password tomorrow? With luck, “electricity.”

    • Funding hole will be at $1730 through July 2nd, with a $300 challenge on the table. Please consider contributing headon.live/contribute

đŸ•Šïž “The maggots in the Senate think folks aren’t dying fast enough,” Roxanne sighs. “Meanwhile we keep the mics hot, even if the grid isn’t.”

đŸ—“ïž Jul 01, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by đŸŒ± Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)