Well, how about that! A Titanic Tuesday with an actual Titanic story. Also: the titanic intellect of Josh “Man of Masculine Manliness” Hawley. He’s Big Mad about Juneteenth, just like Charlie Kirk and some drunk doodbro having his first fifth of the day on Washington Journal. Merrick Garland had to be embarrassed into investigating Julius Geezer. Two instances of VERY good news!