Eeek! I just discovered one of the titanicest of all the Titanic white-wing intellects I’ve ever witnessed and . . . wow. Words fail. Well, not really, but OMG. If we are to understand her barking mad maunderings as being even remotely indicative of the MAGAT approach to the Coronavirus, we’re more than a little screwed. Speaking of which, where was Viral Vespasian during this evening’s episode of “Mike and the Really Bad Coronavirus Response?” No, really. He ran away from the last two press conferences. This evening, he didn’t show at all. It’s like it’s the 1970s when we used to speculate on the whereabouts of the Soviet Premier. Oh, well, at least they have a plan to save the fracking industry.