Gun-toting Ted Nugent cosplay zombies invade Michigan statehouse. Illegal immigrant descendant and white power Barbie Tami Lahren declares staying home to be “willful slavery,” catches hell, deletes tweet. Racist claims black community getting COVID-19 because of “barbecues and crawfish boils.” Mikey Pence’s gonna get a wedgie from Clorox Claudius for wearing a mask. Nitwit Nero initiates “Operation Derp Speed;” whines “I’m the one who gets blamed.” A much overdue conversation with the one and only Dan Fisher. Movies!