A virtual service from the virtual Cathedral of Common Sense. MAGAT EVILgelicals refuse to accept election results; they also refuse to accept, y’know, reality. Michele “Batshit Crazy” Bachman wants “God’s Iron Rod.” Does her hubby know? Dave Daubenmire rubs elbows (or something) with AG Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr. Franklin Graham fears being imprisoned by Joe Biden for not having LBGTQQQIA folks in his cult. As if. MAGATs are feeling particularly homicidal.