Most PMWs, we worry about people juggling snakes. Not this one! Oh, no! Tentacles! Teeny, tiny critters with tentacles! And why did Obama identify as Black on the census? One hard-hitting sports reporter wants answers! MAGAT pleads guilty, begs for leniency because SHUNNED! Babies never grow up in heaven! Praise! Glawry!
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