Friday-On-the-Front Porch, Head-ON with Robyn Kincaid, 28 June 2024

Oh, dear. President Biden had a tough night last night and allllllllllllll the pampered babies of the multi-millionaire ForProfit Media had kittens with crocheted tails. Sometimes, especially like night before last, they annoy me past reason.

And thus, we had a nice session, bringing folks in off the ledge. I mean, c’mon, you can only flick so many cigarette butts down on MAGAT hats and still take joy at shooting fish in a barrel. 

We’re gonna be OK. And President Biden is OK. And Julius Geezer is the Father Of Lies. Wait. That sounds Biblical.

Titanic Tuesday, Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid, 30 January 2024

Greg Assbot wants civil war. At the same time, the MAGATS want to “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” and the Devil take the hindmost. Fox news idjit blames “DEI” for the death of three American members of the military. Oklahoma MAGAT mashes up John Adams and . . . Alannis Morissette? Chip Roy of Syphillis Springs, Takes-ass thinks the SCOTUS opinion on the border is the same as Dred Scott. Ol’ Chip’s a few morsels shy of a cookie. 

Thorn-In-the-Side Thursday, Head-ON With Robyn Kincaid, 25 January 2024

OK. Let’s try to collect ourselves and recover from the Christian obscenity of Wednesday. Counsel for the Parking Garage gets schooled after partying with Orange Genius in New Hampshire. AI attack drones. MAGATS are hot for civil war. What could possibly go wrong? Oregon MAGAT legislator says only Christians should be in government. Since Mrs. Haley won’t drop out like a good girl, the RNC makes plans to go ahead and coronate Geezer Disgustus. Mrs. Haley starts mildly pushing back against Nitwit Nero.