Podcast

Meet West Virginia Great Big Ol’ Governor Jim Justice, moran.

Dandelions? MAGA are having a go at DANDELIONS?

What a difference an election makes! Joe Biden is on the way to becoming the most consequential president since FDR, and he’s capturing a lot of what made people so love him. Tim Scott? Meh.

A red dress?

Catching up with the morans who were ambitious enough to reach Titanic status. Rick “BroFroMix” Santorum, c’mon down! You, too, Cucky Tucky, you wild-eyed heterosexual, you! 

Morans! Joe Manchin owns the program. The only real question is whether he’s genuinely as ignorant of history as he seems, or is it a cynical political act?

Thanks for all the kind wishes for Agnes’ birthday! They really touched her and made her day even happier. Now, back to the regularly scheduled madness.

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Accountability for Derek Chauvin. Justice for George Floyd, if only a little bit.

She’s baaaaaaack! I take a couple of days off and of course, things go sideways.

A front porch conversation on the eve of my indeterminate absence due to my oral surgery.

Re-posting for yesterday’s program that somehow never posted in the first place.

I guess we’re gonna be awhile clearing the MAGATs from our national consciousness. Insurrectionist’s lawyer complains his client is being held along with people charged with “inner city crimes.” Been awhile since we heard from uber MAGAT and world class moran Uncle Ted Nuge. Not long enough. Another school shooting. God amighty. Another another shooting. Godamighty.

Amazon plays dirty to win a rigged election in Talabama. President Biden orders examination of SCOTUS reform. The Great Front Porch Butter Debate. 

 

Reminder: I’ll be away from the mic beginning Thursday, 15 April. We finished the week behind by $355. 

The Goddess of Irony tries to send messages to South Carolinastan and Texastan, to no avail. Joe Manchin. Ack. Joe Manchin. 

The NRA bankruptcy trial just keeps getting better! A single word during testimony confirmed what we’ve been talking about now for years. Marsha “Goodness!” Blackburn is sick of all those Elders needing Care! Our “partners in peace” move to scuttle talks designed to stave off a nuclear apocalypse. What a difference an election makes! Biden DoJ, under Merrick Garland moves to affirm LGBTQ+ rights. Too, also: ZOMBIES!

Moscow Mitch has a sad, decries “woke mob,” punishing companies for not being as racist as he, Moscow Mitch, wants them to be; conveniently forgets he used to like it when the “Free Market” did as it wished. And too: isn’t it interesting that the MAGATs oppose “wokeness,” when it’s a term to describe enlightenment? Oops. Capitol mob turns out to have been (gasp) white and make and racist af and came from little burgs where they believed their white way of life was “under attack.” Speaking of attacks, a new attack on trans kids arises in North Carolinastan, this time with a new wrinkle. And finally, a stone-cold (literally!) giggle from Talibama. 

Let’s play “Who’s the Moran?” Let’s play in Floriduh, where fifty years of neglect has finally sent the toxic chickens flying home to roost. U.S. Magistrate orders release of MAGAT insurrectionist who bragged about “feeding” a Capitol PD officer to the MAGAT mob on January 6. A win for the LGBTQ+ community in Arkanstan, sort of.

A front porch for the ages. It had EVERYTHING!

No April Fools here. Too much too bizarre reality to risk mixing them up. Good vaccine news and a nagging question answered. The Saga of Gaetz getz weirder. Who knew and when did they know it? Who were the GOP creeps to whom he showed nude photos of young women and said nothing? What did his staff know? Hula hoops? Warm weather approaches. Careful who you listen to for sunscreen advice. Ten hours post-second vaccine and all is well. Knock wood or something.