Podcast

MAGAT senator looks for someone “to choke” when the tariffs destroy the economy . . . cuz he can’t stand to blame Carotene Caligula. SCOTUS gives Tangerine Tiberius extra time to hurt people. Leon Skum and Petey Navarro have a 7th Grade girl slap fight. Karoline Leavitalone says, “Boys will be boys.” 

SCOTUS continues lurching rightward. If it lists anymore to starboard, it’s gonna capsize. Tommy the Tuber scores more points in his quest to become the Stupidest Member of the Senate. The market takes a brief breather on bad information before the MAGAT Comms Shop shrieks “FAKE NEWS” and sends it spiralling earthward again. 

The Lazy Liege Lord of MAG-A-Lardass cheats at golf while Americans watch their savings dwindle in the market he’s crashed. Even his own evil minions are at a loss to explain it. China pushes back . . . HARD. How bad is it? Even Rafaelito Eduardo Cruz, the Annointed, Booger-Eatin’ King Of America, who has zero self-respect, is saying “Daddy” may be trashing not just the American economy, but that of the world. 

Tariff Time! Na-na-na-NA! Can’t tariff this! Even Carrotene Caligula’s minions can’t keep up with their orange lord and saviour (who will sell them out in a Jamaica Queens Minute). MAGATS bemoan the passing of a shitty brewery in Norfolk, Virginia (which always scares them because they’re afraid they’re gonna say “fuck.”) Mika sighs, “oh!” a lot as she finds out what “tariffs” means. They’re fiddling while Rome barbecues.

The Cory Booker hangover. He said it. How do we do it? Meanwhile, the MAGATS just keep on MAGAT-ing. Now the farmers are . . . confused. How do they keep their solar panels from being DEI? It’s Wednesday.

I love checking in with Tara!

History happens while-we-wait. Never mind the usual MAGAT insanity. A man stood up and called us to our “better angels.” Cory Booker. Twenty-five hours of calling Nitwit Nero an asshole, without ever saying the word. Make room for this next to “De Catalina.”

So many morans . . . but a few stand out. Like the professional grievance artist from USAToday who’s horribly butthurt that people criticize her for BEING A FASCIST. MAGAT House member abandons the Feeedumm Carcass because they hate women. Quel surprise, girlypop! It’s T’DoV. Celebrate trans visibility. Remember last year? When the MAGATS threw a fit over Easter and T’DoV coinciding? Well, the MAGATS can really celebrate this year! Why? Easter falls on Hitler’s birthday! Oh, joyous MAGAT day!

This is one of those months that ends in a bind. We’re in a deficit of $1,715 entering April. If you can, might you help keep April from being the “cruellest month?” The PayPal link is here. Thank-you!

MAGAT remorse is a thing to behold.  MAGAT states get their health budgets slashed by Leon Skum. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm fat-shames WV’s TrentonTroll Gremlin Governor to his face. Leon Skum sueed for trying to buy the Wisconsin Supreme Court election.

Y’all, we’re $1,800 away from being fully funded for March. If you can, please help end the month without a deficit. Please help keep progressive broadcasting afloat.

Nitwit Nero, Art Critic. That’s what’s on what passes for the mind of Tangerine Tiberius . . . even as the nation reels at the incompetence.

It blows one’s mind, but we’re only two months in. And it’s already this weird. Where are you, Dr. .Hunter S. Thompson? 

It doesn’t get much more titanic than having a Signal sleepover with all your best MAGAT cabinet pals and accidentally inviting a reporter. The hilarity on Capitol Hill was Python-esque.

Oh, and Nitwit Nero reeeeeally doesn’t want you to vote!

A full, no-kidding, three hour program. It feels so good to be getting back into the broadcast swing of things.

She’s baaaaaack! The hardest working woman in Progressive Broadcasting returns to air a week after major surgery.

The Achilles Heel of Fascism (sounds like an awesome Jazz/Bluegrass band!) is that it inevitably draws a disproportionate number of morons, dipshits, toe-pickers, nose-diggers, and incels. Fascism can’t help but be stupid. Ecce.

Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they’re calling it. That’s why he’s attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A. 

Tangerine Tiberius is getting the galloping tariff jitters and everyone knows it. Doug Ford and Claudia Sheinbaum has his number and they’re calling it. That’s why he’s attacking cable news presenters . . . and flailing around more than half out of his mind. Meanwhile, Democrats never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Jeffries calls the rebellious Dems into his office for a talking to. Hypocrite MAGATS drive a censure of Rep. Al Green and some mugwump Dems go along with them. Measles crosses from Texas into New Mexico and claims a second life while Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm tells people to take Vitamin A. 

What that was was a Nuremberg Rally in the House of Representatives. Fascism is always a disgusting thing to witness. At least some Democrats had the courage to speak out. Nothing says “American fascism’ quite like a white southern man ordering a black man to be silenced. One day, the chickens will come home to roost on Mullah Moses Mike and it will be a thing to behold.

Tara Devlin of Tarabuster joins me for our weekly conversation.

Poison America and clear-cut the forests. Ya happy, MAGATS? Who knew San Francisco would open up America to turds in the creek? HINT: they did. 

Your humble hostess mourns the death of Space Ghost. Pity him instead of . . . 

Please pardon the odd opening of the program.

The Great Betrayal is on. This is sickening and shameful. America’s reputation is in the sewer. 

Morans don’t go well with measles. ICE thugs torment a German tourist legally in the U.S. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm’s spokescreep quits.  

One of the worst Februarys in American history closes on a sickening act of perfidious betrayal. Whatever doubt existed before has been eliminated. Nitwit Nero, Jadey Egg, and all the others are actively in service to the Russian dictator.