Now more than ever, I really want someone to hack Marginal Trailer Queen’s browser history. A TV snake oil salesman is going to run Medicaid and Medicare. Thanks, Oprah! Thanks SO much!
Our pal Dan Fisher pops by for one of our epic conversations. New episodes of his delightful “Let’s Talk Ten” podcast are coming soon. Treat yourself and give it a listen!
“Anticipatory Obedience.” It’s what’s in your cup o’ morning joe. Nancy Mace brings the Potty Wars to Congress because a trans woman has been elected. Shrieking idiots howl over Ukraine getting to use long range missiles.
Remember: No matter how weird today is, tomorrow will be weirder . . . and the weird shall inherit the earth. Pete Hegseth: philandering white supremacist with a taste for sexual assault. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm wants to put anti-depressant “addicts” on “wellness farms.” Who ordered the measles outbreak? He did. Orange Daddy deliberately humiliates Leon Skum in front of Congressional MAGATS.
The shape and character of the incoming MAGAT administration is becoming terrifyingly and absurdly apparent. Mike Hucksterbee as ambassador to Isrul? I can’t wait till he starts trying to convert the Jews and telling them all about the rapture. Kristi Noem gets Homeland because she has to be close to her bf, Creepy Corey Lewandowski. A brass-bound, sure-fire idiot at CIA. A FockSnooz yammerhead as SecDef. If we had an senators with actual wit and courage, the confirmation hearings could be downright, wacky, zany, and, of course, deeply terrifying.
The “fo” part of “FAFO” is beginning to become apparent. Oopsy, MAGATS! We continue to assess the shape and nature of the nightmare coming down the pike.
NOTE: This is the correct audio file. The previous year-old episode has been sacked.
Be furious! Call out those who claim to be “friends,” “allies,” but voted for their Orange God and against your (and THEIR -SURPRISE!) rights. Meanwhile, we work on community. We close distances. We join. We love.
Happy Halloween! From a political perspective, it doesn’t get much more spooky than this! Nitwit Nero dressed up as a garbage man. Tuckyo Rose Carlson describes being attacked in bed by a demon. I can’t help thinking the demon’s name is “Mrs. Carlson.” Tinyface Kirk is outraged that women can actually think for ourselves and vote our consciences. Jesse Watters threatens to divorce his wife (the one he cheated on his first wife with) if she votes for Orange Genius. TrumpSocial got a trick, losing so much value trading had to be suspended.
Let the cancelling (ha!) of Tony Hinchcliff continue! Real comedians (who aren’t named Jon Stewart) apparently despise him. He stole a joke from Norm MacDonald (PBUH) and got caught. Nitwit Nero’s big mad at Michelle Obama. Racist wishes death on Medhi Hassan on CNN. Joe Rogaine gets dragged for demanding VP Harris come to Texas for an interview.
Great heavens! More MAGAT Morans may never have been congregated in a single place than at Nitwit Nero’s Bund rally at Madison Square Garden . . . and were some people actually surprised they went as low or lower than they’ve ever gone?
The earth feels like it’s beginning to move. People are pushing back against MAGATS all OVER the place! From that guy we heard from TikTok to the trans man who buried Benny “Dry Wife” Shapiro, people are getting tired of MAGAT crap.
No joke: independent liberal media, as cost-free to listeners as it is, still requires funding. It’s the end of the month and once again we’re in a half-month deficit, $2,780, to be precise. We need help. If you can, Click here to help.
Nineteen years of independent liberal broadcasting solely on the internet. That’s no small achievement!
The MAGAT election criminality begins. A mailbox burns in Arizona and fraudulent ballots get caught in Colorado. Tuckyo Rose Carlson goes off for ten long, weird minutes as about as weirdly as one human being may. All that time I’ve spent talking about the weird daddy issues of the MAGATs and Cucky Tucky proves it in more detail than I could have dared ask for.
Your humble hostess voted today on the first day of early voting in West Virginia. The polling place was packed, even in poor, blood-red MAGAT WV. MAGA, mean while, is big mad. If you listen carefully, you can hear plaintive MAGAT wailing across the fruited plain in the wake of General Kelly describing Nitwit Nero as a fascist. “A kicked dog will holler,” as the saying goes. Federal judge blisters MonkeyUp in FloriDUH with a scathing reminder of the purpose of the First Amendment. North Korea has sent troops to die in Mother Russia. Big, damning document coming and Nitwit Nero is having a(nother) fit. MAGATS desperately trying to disenfranchise military personnel serving abroad . . . but only the ones from swing states.
Rudy Ghouliani faces the music. Turns out attacking women for doing their work can be costly. Gee, Roodz, I hope it doesn’t hurt too little! Aileen Cannon may wind up in the cabinet of a potential second MAGAT admin. Gretchen Carlson, even though she’s no longer at Fox, is still gross. Terrifying research polling shows America’s nazi problem is far worse than most Americans believe, just as we’ve said for year on this program. Geezer Disgustus gets hands laid on him by creepy preachers, then YMCA plays. The Goddess of Irony owns him.