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Our most puissant, dread sovereign Supreme Catholic majesties decide to play kick-the-can with the lives of some of the most desperate people on earth. Kari Lake gets to walk away from her frivolous election lawsuits. A deep dive into the dead hand of Lewis Powell, as it torments us to this day. Miss Lindsey wanted to signature match with credit card readers.

A killer storm, a kidnapper in Texas, more attacks on the power grid. Accelerationism takes an early lead in Stuff To Worry About In 2023. 

It may be Christmas, but the MAGAT insurrectionist urge remains strong. 

From our family here in the frozen, blasted hills of Appalachia to everyone in our community, all our fondest wishes for a happy holiday wherever you are, whatever you celebrate or even if you don’t. 

In which your hostess is accidentally dosed to the eyes on caffeine. Oh, dear! It made watching the MAGAT responses to Pres. Zelensky’s address particularly infuriating. They’re a low-down lot of Pooty-appeasers. Also: B-b-b-bratt Kavanaugh hits the party circuit. Kelly Anne Conjob recreates an old Rolling Stone cover story  about The Police: “Bottle Blonde Goes To the Bank.”

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This program is special. You will hear from an individual who was at Club Q. Candid, heartbreaking, and ultimately uplifting. 

A titanic liar is our first nominee: George Santos. There’s NOTHING he won’t lie about. And he’s about to be sworn into Congress. A bad cop goes to prison for 11 years for manslaughter. Should’ve been murder. Should’ve been life. Three bad teachers, two right answers . . . and here comes the Alliance Defaming Freedom. Also: a deep dive into a possible future for Tangerine Tiberius.

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The J6 Committee closes shop with a bang. Now we wait to see if the DoJ has the courage to seek convictions. Tangerine Tiberius, meanwhile, rides the fairways and waits for his minion to read him another happy story. 

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Re-posting of the 2 December program that apparently didn’t post.

More MAGATS are heading to prison. New revelations about just how preventable the slaughter at Club Q truly was. God-fearing Republican gets nabbed pinching pills. The Front Porch gang does a deep dive down the memory hole. Possible charges against Julius Geezer becomes public.

Oh, my! A “major announcement!” Bwa-hahahahahahahahaha! Well, that was hilariously insane. Meanwhile, the MAGATS (at least some of them) are figuring it out. “I’m going to jail for an NFT grifter?” Also: justice comes to Michigan. Sorta. And stay away from KFC when they run out of corn.

Noted hog de-baller and wearer of Wonder Bread bag booties Joni Ernst defends finding an acorn. Adam Kinzinger explains why he thinks Nitwit Nero will receive a true bill. Punk NY Young Republican declares his desire to go to war against “liberals.” And, of course, today is ten years since Sandy Hook. And in 2032, it will be ten years since Uvalde and twenty since Sandy Hook. And nothing will change as long as we continue to live with this plague of Republicans. 

It’s NOT Wednesday! Sheesh! My brain! Anyway, back to the bomb trains, the crude gusher, and Feedumm Perteckin’ in Murka! “Call Marshall Law!”

Writing Credit for Marginal Trailer Queen for the first hour of the program. Environmental racism in Birmingham. A massive under-reported spill (imagine that!) in Kansas, and guess who’s to blame!

Dante orders up a basement. Jim “Jacket Off” Jprdan asks a question to which he doesn’t know the answer. The right-wing domestic terrorism spreads. Slippery business in Ol’ Virginny.

Homophobia has real, terrifying, heartbreaking consequences. Ted Cruz, a monster, found out. MAGAT congresswoman bawls out her hate. Domestic terrorism on the rise. 

Thank-you, sane voters in Georgia. You did it again. We needn’t worry anymore about werewolves in the Senate. Whew! Joe Manchin loses a big one. Yay! Terrorist former WV legislator gets set to run for Congress. SCOTUS hears arguments in a case that may mean the end of our dalliance with Democracy.

Gorsuch thinks anti-bias training is communism. Wednesday brings us to the brink of whether we will ever have another free and fair election. 

I confess: it is genuinely difficult to listen to SCOTUS arguments these days without a Jeroboam of rotgut tequila, a swirly straw, and a pint of raw ether. You need ALLLLLL of that just to get in the same mindset as our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties of SCOTUS. Even then, you’ll still be playing catch-up. Today’s arguments in 303 Designs gave the MAGAT Court an opportunity to really stench. 

Repeat after me. The First Law of Manchins: No one named Manchin ever does anything that doesn’t benefit someone named Manchin. When Alex Jones thinks you’re too pro-Hitler, you’re really pro-Hitler. 

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Miss Lindsey explains marriage. Intel agency issues warning to LGBTQ+ community. Y’all, they’re gonna do it again. Justice finally reaches a small town in PA. Nitwit Nero’s taxes are in the hands of the House.