Podcast

It’s the day after the Super Bowl and you just know that means some seriously moranic butthurt MAGAT stupidty. And they delivered!

The essential indecency of Fox. The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water Smells turns on Arkansas Governor Jethrine Bodine. Where are those creepy Jesus ads coming from? Let teenagers carry guns? Why not? What could possibly go wrong?

Breaking down the SOTU, with, of course, no small amount of MAGAT madness and barbaric stupidity,

UK deals with a Nazi problem . . . a day late and a pound short. Klannie Oakley goes to church.

Balloon hysteria! I knew reading e.e. cummings would come in handy some day! Nazis busted plotting to take out the power grid in Baltimore. Accelerationism. It’s a nazi thing. Bomb train in Ohio. 

Balloons, balloons, baloons! China, China, China! Shoot it, shoot it, SHOOT IT! 

Another thing not to do while being black. “Hours” of video still hasn’t been released by City of Memphis in the lynching of Tyre Nichols. MAGATS oust Ilhan Omar and Matt it-Just-Gaetz Worse blows up their alibi. 

Shorter program so I could go to dinner for my birthday with a dear friend.

Nimrata Haley makes for some fun anagrams! We’ll be using them a lot more once she announces for POTUS. Nitwit Nero throws (another) tizzy. Nazi homeschooler update. McCarthyism comes for Ilhan Omar.

Nazis. We have a problem.

CW/TW: a live broadcast of the Memphis Video Coverup.

A big win for the people of Minnesota and the planet, itself. Pedophile groomer (a real one) starves himself to death. Virginia governor nixes thousands of jobs because “Commies!” Five murderous cops face charges in Memphis.

What a day!

It’s courtroom morans today, when we tear ourselves away from the latest dispatch from whatever blood-soaked patch of ground happens to be the 2nd Amendment altar of the day.

Why do all the stories seem to come from Florida? Well, not ALL of them.

Ooo! A mystery! It’s like a Bob Seger song: “Workin’ on mysteries without any clues.” Also: betcha WeakerSpeaker wishes one of his pet MAGATS had “called the guy!” 

I read the news today, oh boy. About a half-hour before airtime. It was like a punch in the gut.

Everybody loves beer! White-wing secessionists in Texas love beer . . . and the killer Kyle Rottenhaus. Matt Schlapp gets slapped with a suit for being a disgusting perv. Anyone surprised? Texas and WV each move to erase civil rights history.  Barbie-Q and Klannie Oakley come close to a full-on ladies room slap fight. 

One would hope MLK Day would be a day of service and contemplation. Unfortunately, one would be wrong. Instead, MAGATS and various other species of white-wingers turn it into a carnival of barely restrained racism . . . because that’s just who they are.

Are burkas in Missouri made of burlap? Show Me! SCOTUS investigation appears to be nearing a solution to the Dodd leak. Voter Fraud! Oops!