Podcast

Happy 420!

Fappy Thomas just gets dirtier. Montana MAGATS just get nastier. Marginal Trailer Queene justs gets crazier. This nation just gets crueller. Gun violence just gets easier.

Keeping up with the lawful gun owners is becoming a full-time job! A kid on a porch, a girl in a car turning around, kids at a Sweet 16, and now . . . cheerleaders in Texas. Who shoots a CHEERLEADER?! Oh, wait. A lawful gun owner does. 

And so much more . . . or less . . . 

I know we all wanted Rupee Murdoch dragged into the street and torn to pieces, but that wasn’t going to happen. And it wouldn’t have been our best moment. But please, BREATHE. Pyramids must be destroyed from the top down. 

Meanwhile, back in America . . . LAWFUL gun owners.

Gym “Jacket Off” Jordan brings his circus to Manhattan. ZOMG! Secret Smiles! The white caucus of Tennessee gets caught being themselves. Oklahomastan governor is shocked, SHOCKED to find out other Republicans are homicidal racists. Slaughters in Talabama and Kentuckystan. Old white men with guns shooting kids who get lost on the way home.

Sammy Bad Breath gives a five day reprieve to Mifepristone. Fappy Thomas has to go and more people are figuring it out. Paying attention Merrick? The white wing is working overtime to turn the 21 year old traitor into a hero. 

We’re behind in fundraising by over $1,000. This little network exists on a shoestring. Your kindness keeps it going.

Take your pick: a gun humper, right-wing racist, or a woman who says she knows who’s a real lesbianl. Same-Same. All Awful.

C’mon down that blood red aisle! A sermon from a dead groomer Evilgelist becomes a reality in the Missouri House. Fox’s problems keep birthing new problems. Nitwit Nero tries to sue a witness into silence. Texas MAGAT mansplains what women’s real problems are, besides being second class citizens: “Stop talking about abortion!” The triumphant return of the Tennessee Two to the scene.  

Sorry about Monday. I wish the meth heads (or Nazis, or whomever) would quit cutting my ISP’s lines. At any rate, the week begins with three busy hours. Mass murder, hostage standoffs, the Dirty Lama, a groomer who is, of course, a MAGAT. Sorry about the late upload. Some days . . . 

Fappy has . . . an excuse. Russian death merchant predicts Nitwit Nero’s death. Whiney FART (Feminism Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe) bleats and brays because people called out her hate. Tennestan Republicans called out for their fascism. 

Three Hour FilirRobster!

Tennessee, Goddamn! Takes some ice cold Klannery to do what they did. But (checks notes) that’s who they are. We are under a fascist assault, 

Maryland AG exposes (MORE) child sexual abuse in the Catholic Church. Church school coach grooms, rapes teenage girl, school bans her from playing softball in retaliation. Nazis are recruiting in the military. Nashville cop says they showed up at the Covenant School massacre by “luck.” North Carolinastan has a new Judas.

Merry Indictmas to all the good boys and girls and enbys!

4 April is a far more momentous day in history than what we saw today. It is a day of remberance. Fifty-five years ago today . . . 

Still, we must deal with Nitwit Nero’s indictment. And it is anything but cut and dried. I suspect there will be no small amount of legal drama in this trial. Meanwhile, in Floriduh and Tennestan . . . 

Moran One is . . . me. I was so excited to be back home and behind the mic Friday the 31st that I forgot to hit the “Record” buttons. Nonetheless, here we are! Oh, Leslie Stahl! What bad journalism! If you’re going to platform Marginal Traitor Queen, you have to be fearless. HINT: Leslie Stahl is NOT fearless. Then John Stewart reminds us why he’s America’s most trusted news anchor. 
It’s soooo good to be back!

I’m gonna miss y’all like the Devil misses central air. I’ll be back for FOtFP on 31 March (TDOV). I’m off to the far, strange land of New Jersey, and then D.C. This is what it means to be a grassroots activist. I’ve been doing it for fully a third of my life, and it’s time to go again. 

In the meantime, who knew one Thursday could contain so much MAGAT dumbassery? I have NO idea why I’m surprised. Regardless, here we are: up to our eyeballs in gun-humper bloodlust and a twit from Colorado with color glossy photographs with a paragraph on the back of each one and a hankerin’ for wolf meat. 

Murkkka!

It’s a miracle! Praise! Glory! A toetal miracle! Three examples of limitations on the concept of “Free Speech.” Badass Nebraska senator stands up and smacks down a MAGAT in a glorious example of how to fight back. 

Titanic! Tuesday! Thai officials find their missing radioactive material. A great idea ruined in NC. Texas has a healthcare crisis of its own making. Who knew Miss Lindsey could be funny? Nitwit Nero foghorns more violent insurrection. FloridaMan MAGAT looks at 35 years in the joint. WeakerSpeaker McCarthy goes ahead with a veto override vote. Who needs clean water?

Spring! Such a relief! Except that it’s freezing. Anyway! It’s a day, appropriately, of MAGATS losing their . . . feces. Their GodEmperor of Derp may be criminally charged. They don’t know whether to bark or heel. But it’s interesting to watch. 

Meanwhile, the Republic hangs in the balance. 

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Hi, I’m a serpent. Kiss me! I’m Irish! 🙂 Patrick failed! 🙂 (But the Vikings didn’t! Lindisfarne, anyone?) Oh, well! On to the hell of the day. I’m not the only one disillusioned by the lack of DoJ action against Geezer Disgustus. So, too, is Nicolle Wallace (but she’d squeal like a stuck pig if what she wants for Nitwit Nero were to be applied to her former boss . . . oops!) 

A rose among the thorns. In (of all places) North Dakotastan, their all-Republican Supreme Court declared that a woman has a constitutional right to abortion as a matter of life and happiness. MAGAT drag queen tries to re-brand himself. Still a drag queen, though. Monkey-Up and his pet legislature take dead aim at the First Amendment. 

Language is gay! Aiyeeeee! Minnesota MAGAT senator says he’s never seen a hungry Minnesotan. MAGAT columnist freezes trying to define “woke.” AntiFa in Sacramento! Aiyeee! Monkey-Up attacks the Miami Hyatt and gets a journalist fired. A look at what the arrest of Donald Trump might look like.