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Merry Christmas, etc. to all (all but Julis Geezer and his ilk, that is)! He got an early present when his pet crooks at SCOTUS declined to hear the case brought by Jack Smith, forcing the question of whether Orange Jeenyus is immune from prosecution. A new recording of him encouraging electors in Michigan not to certify the 2020 election could prompt further charges and perhaps even cause Ronna Romney McDaniel to catch charges. Ho, Ho, Ho! 

Some Thorny Thursdays are sillier than others. This was one. A Duke of Hazard has a grammatical and, um, romantic problem with President Biden and Hunter. Stevie Three-Shirts sounds like he’s hitting the sauce and Alan Dershowitz hears his wife calling. 

The deacons had the night off. That’s OK, though, because the Legal Department had plenty to work with. No one seems able to agree as to what our Most Puissant, Dread Sovereign Supreme Catholic Majesties will do with the Colorado Supreme Court Ruling. As ever, though, the MAGATS are more than happy to tell everyone what they WANT to do. 

Colorado Supreme Court says “NO!” to Julius Geezer on the GQP primary ballot. The ball’s in SCOTUS now. Cop rams bar with cruiser, arrests bar owner for scaring *him*. Police are apparently always “scared.” Staten Island MAGAT says her Orange God wasn’t slurring immigrants, but that Democrats are poisoning the blood of America (I don’t think her understands “blood libel.” Orange Jenius attacks prominent Texas MAGATS. Elon gets reduced to ashes by John Oliver. 

“Blood poisoning” is a medical term. It should never be a political one. Any politician who uses that language is a fascist. Even the multi-millionaire ForProfit media are figuring it out. The IDF is attacking Gaza churches during Christmastime. Julius Geezer gets roasted in court in Manhattan  . . . again. Rafaelito Cruz attacks a judicial nominee for being Muslim.  MonkeyUp doesn’t understand “the blood stuff.” MAGATS have a hissy over . . . a tap dance routine?

Rudy Ghouliani digs himself a $148 Million dollar hole. Ruby Freeman says she’s just getting started. Christian loses whatever passes for his mind and attacks a statue of a fake goat man. Comer Pyle has become a running gag. Markwayne may be a senator, but he doesn’t really know how to senator.

Comer Pyle has some shell problems of his own. Jasmine Crockett calls out MAGAT math skills. Ohio MAGATs attack kids. Georgia teacher attacks a kid. Stevie 3-shirts goes after Mullah Moses Mike Johnson over the Queeeeerz. Matt Gaetz whines as he and super masculine man of masculine masculinity Markwayne Mullins have a very public 7th grade slap fight. Joe-To-the-Manchin-Born announces a search for the “real” (real WHITE and STRAIGHT and Right(wing) Murka.

Judge Chutkan staying proceedings against Nitwit Nero isn’t the disaster some folks seem to think it is. Let’s all get off the ledge. The fraud trial of Tangerine Tiberius reaches its vulgar end. He loses again in the Second U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals . . . on an issue of immunity. Mullah Mike Moses Johnson only gets worse. Gym “Jacket Off” Jordan runs from Madge Sporkfoot. 

Busy day in court for Rudy Ghouliani! And not very good, at that. Not a great day in court for Julius Geezer’s gang of pettifoggers, either. Another disgusting TechBro emerges into the light. TW/CW for the allegations of his repulsive behaviors. Fani Willis says she’s ready for ANY trial date . . . and she is.  

Life in America: women hurting, some fleeing, some indicted. America.

A little victory. A larger victory, despite the grunting of an indicted man. But the little victory means more. Own it, Max! Make the role your own! Signed: A Drama Jock From A Long Time Ago. 

Counsel For the Parking Garage gets sued . . . again . . . and the Plaintiff has receipts. Nitwit Nero loses on appeal of his liability finding for fraud. GQP schmucks have another pageant. MAGATs babble about genocide and gullible people gobble it up. Once again, we saw the future more than two months ago . . . and here it is.  

Mullah Mike has delusions. He hears voices telling him he’s Moses. No. Really. Nitwit Nero says it once and for all: he’s planning a dictatorship. House Republicans in disarray! ZOMG! Craven McCarthy calls it quits . . . for rilz. 

Montana MAGAT wants to “go back” to the barter system for healthcare. The ForProfit Media are finally figuring out it’s bad to normalize Julius Geezer. Inclusivity comes to Fox as an executive there has been sued for sexually assaulting another man. 

Re-posting for Dead Kissinger Day.

The woman who foisted George W. Bush upon the world and unleashed all that bloodshed has gone to her reward.

Rafael, Part Dos. MullahMike makes ready to declare his theocratic intentions. Nitwit Nero gets caught shuffling cash. Comer Pyle paints himself into a corner. 

Titanic Tuesday, Ted Cruz Edition, feat. Seantor Cornpone Kennedy and Chairman Comer Pyle.

A cavalcade of morans! Let’s start with “historian” Craven McCarthy unburdening himself of alllll his feels about how innocent Murkkka is. James Knox Polk would like a word. And then . . . ohhhhh, then! We have the dainty sensibilities of the Washington Post Editorial Board! “Marriage is dying because liberal wimminz!” Someone pass ’em the clutching-pearls. Tangerine Tiberius wants you to know he’s just scarcastic. Totally!

The MAGATS go after Dolly. Turns out Thai migrant workers were among the hostages taken by Hamas. Go figure. Twelve were freed. Rafaelito Cruz spreads (another) lie. Donald Grump issues the most Batman villain Thanksgiving message EVER (till next year).