🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid – June 16, 2025
📰 Show Notes by W.C. Fields (with a gimlet eye and a whiff of sarcasm)
Ladies, gents, and friends of the revolution—gather round for a tale of MAGATs, malarkey, and musical militancy! On this tempestuous Tuesday, our host—the inimitable, irrepressible, incorrigible liberal transbilly elitist, Roxanne Kincaid—takes to the airwaves of Head-ON from the hollers of West Virginia with fire in her belly and satire in her soul. Let’s dive, shall we? 🦩📻
🎭 TRUMPERY & CARNIVAL FOOLS
Mr. Darla Jane Trump—yes, you heard that right—is hawking dollar-store “gold” phones now. His Army parade? A third-rate cosplay affair with rented Civil War uniforms, piss-yellow Trump phones, and karaoke AC/DC. Soldiers didn’t march, didn’t salute, and the whole mess made “Murka” look weaker than a watered-down whiskey.
The crowd? MAGAT math puts it at 200,000. Roxanne says 50k, being generous. His highness looked less like a president, more like a constipated toddler waiting on a pony. Oh, and a hot mic caught Donny longing for North Korean-style obedience. I say, “Nerts!”
🧠 MENTAL DECLINE & MALAPROPS
Our commander-in-cheeseburger offered verbal soup about protestors: “They were there for reasons… perhaps.” Roxanne and caller Dave diagnose him as “spun down”—a term reserved for folks with brains stuck in neutral. One Fox guest slips up, calling him “Darla Jane Trump.” It sticks. Might I say: divine.
🔫 VIOLENCE FROM THE RIGHT
Minnesota’s Democratic Speaker was assassinated. The shooter? A Christian nationalist incel named Vance. Body armor, AKs, fake cop car, and a hit list of 70+ Dems. Right-wingers, led by Elon and MAGAT senators, tried claiming he was a Marxist. Horsefeathers! Roxanne declares it for what it is: stochastic terrorism.
Elsewhere, an incel in Virginia tried vehicular homicide, and Patriot Front flunkies got chased out of Springfield Pride like the lily-livered racists they are. Roxanne says a Nuremberg-style trial is overdue. I’ll drink to that.
🌈 JOY IN PARKERSBURG
Amidst the muck, a Pride event in West Virginia glowed like a neon moonshine jug! Drag queens, rainbow cupcakes, and a sign that read “No Kings, More Queens.” Roxanne wept—“not even MAGAT hate can dim this joy.” The MAGATs, meanwhile? Too sour to smile.
🌦️ The gods sent sun, a storm, and a rainbow. Take that, you evangelical killjoys.
🗳️ THE BIGGER PICTURE
“No Kings” protests against Trump’s “birthday parade” drew over 5 million nationwide—tenfold his sad little turnout. Roxanne’s call: Get those feet in boots and boots to the ballot box.
NAACP snubbed Trump for the first time in its history. Judge William Young slammed discriminatory NIH cuts as “illegal.” Roxanne tips her hat—finally, someone nailed that rot to the wall.
📺 MEDIA MOCKERY & POP WIT
She spins a Mad TV skit from 1995—Darlene McBride singing praises to the NRA with bullets in the sky. Satire? Sure. Prophecy? Maybe.
“Bella Ciao,” that anti-fascist anthem, played to drown out Proud Boys in Atlanta. The brass section wins the day.
We get Casablanca spoilers, Citizen Kane, Darth Vader, Larry David, and even Spaceballs 2. Head-ON is your popcorn stand for resistance radio, friends.
💸 FUNDING & FERVOR
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🧂 IN SUMMATION, MY DEARS
Truth, guts, and glitter bombs. That’s what Roxanne dishes. Whether she’s mocking “Cadet Bone Spurs,” roasting fascists, or finding grace in a rainbow after the flood—Head-ON is a tonic for these poisoned times.
💥 MAGATs beware. The drag queens are armed with sass and the truth’s got teeth.
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And remember: “No Kings. More Queens.” 👑🌈
🗓️ Jun 16, 2025 | 🔗 headon.live | Sponsored by 🌱 Coal River Mountain Watch (crmw.net)