Who knew Dilbert was a Grand Kleagle? Scott Adams embarks on his self-crucifixion tour. Rupert Murdoch chucks Niwit Nero and his own stars under the bus. Frau Ingraham calls out MTQ for her “national divoroce” . . . for all the wrong reasons. Utah judge wants to send kids back to their abusive father. They respond by barricading themselves in their bedroom and pleading with the world on TikTok. Kagan, J. gives Kavanaugh, J. a judicial wedgie.