CPAC’s over, but while it’s getting smaller like a ShrinkyDink, it’s also getting smaller meaner and even more MAGATy (if that’s even possible) and now with extra Nazis! PsychoBibi is itching to finish the job in Raffah. U.S. reaffirms that Israeli settlements in Occupied Palestine are illegal. Oklahomastan senator calls LGBTQ+ people filth while discussing the lynching of Nex Benedict. Fappy Thomas hires a racist to clerk for him. Nitwit Nero sweats his bond.