Mrs. Greenspan, Dowager Empress of the Beltway, gets an early nod for some bottom-shelf both-siderism. Homicidial Trump video is a powerful example of stochastic terrorism from . . . ? Nukes held hostage. UK couple and their baby really held hostage . . . by ICE thugs. Don’t have a seizure in Tennesstan. Got a Trump document problem? No worries! Just shred ’em!