🎙️ Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid — April 9, 2026
🌄 Live from behind the cornpone curtain, where the hills are green, the facts are stubborn, and the deficit is still very real.
💸 Funding the Truth (One Dollar at a Time)
- April funding limps along: $1,740 deficit, working to cover just the second day of the month.
- Listener-supported as always—no ads, no masters, just the Horn family.
- Daily password: “False.” (Make of that what you will.)
🌸 Hills, Hollers & Holidays
- Roxanne celebrates a rare, perfect West Virginia spring day—71° and climbing.
- Passover noted as ending at sunset, courtesy of the community.
🧳 Melania, Epstein & The Art of the Backfire
- Melania Trump issues a denial of Epstein/Maxwell ties—awkward wording included (“convinced” vs. “convicted”).
- Polls sink: historically low favorability for a First Lady in a second term.
- Media reaction: the statement only made things worse—and may be a distraction from bigger geopolitical fires.
🧱 The LEGO War (Yes, Really)
- Iranian propaganda goes surreal: AI-generated LEGO leaders rapping at Trump (“Nitwit Nero”) and Netanyahu.
- Roxanne: while the White House obsesses over Epstein optics, the Iran situation spirals offstage.
🚀 Space Interlude: Artemis 2
- Splashdown scheduled off San Diego.
- Engineers relying on a “lofted re-entry” workaround after prior heat shield concerns.
- Even in chaos, physics still works. Mostly.
🐝 RFK Jr. & The Swarm of Absurdity
- Satirical jab: eat more bees. Sure, why not.
- New book exposes RFK Jr.’s “lust demon” diaries—used, allegedly, to manipulate his late wife.
- Roxanne: sometimes reality reads like parody, and parody reads like prophecy.
🕊️ In Memoriam: Carol Baker
- The Horn family loses a beloved voice—blogger, wit, and originator of unforgettable phrases.
- A reminder: communities are built person by person, and felt most when one is gone.
📞 Caller Corner: Jeremy Checks In
- Clean bill of health—colonoscopy and eyes both clear.
- DoorDash fiasco ends in a refund and a self-fetched sandwich. Small victories matter.
🔥 Politics, Potholes & Public Lands
- Trump turns on former MAGAT media allies—calls them “low IQ.” Loyalty expires fast.
- Environmental rollbacks: Boundary Waters mining push, bison protections slashed (“DEI for cows,” say critics).
- UN voice calls for ceasefire abroad while tensions simmer everywhere.
🎭 Odds, Ends & American Theater
- Hunter Biden jokes about a cage match with the Trump sons. Civilization continues.
- Kristi Noem’s latest bureaucratic venture already wobbling—staff sidelined.
🎶 Soundtrack of the Collapse
- “Burning My Red Hat” 🔥 — for the MAGATs finding the exit.
- “He’s a Genuine American Hero” — ICE satire with teeth.
🧠 Final Thought: The Glue Is You
- Roxanne closes with a reminder: this isn’t just a show—it’s a community.
- Stay connected. Stay loud. Stay human.
📻 Head-ON with Roxanne Kincaid —
“Wayne and Gina, it’s all for you.”