It’s an end-of-the-week contest. Who’s the biggest jackass? Is it Rand Paul, Libertarian Opfamologiss mocking Dr. Fauci, a real doctor? Is it Sammy BadBreath Alito, pissing and moaning to the Federalist Society about how now decent America recognizes religious maniacs who want to shit on the LGBTQQQIA community for the rotten bigots they are? Or, late entry, is it Senator-elect Tommy Tuberville of Alabama, who demonstrated in a single interview exactly how damned stupid Republican voters in Talabama truly are? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Hint: Tennesstan made Marsha Blackburn a senator. Talabama said “Hold my beer.”