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Nitwit Nero “hereby orders” the market to yak up 600+ points. Tennessee MAGAT declares fertilized eggs capable of living outside the womb. A different MAGAT in Tennestan threatens to shoot up Planned Parenthood. Ding, dong, the Koch is dead! Roger offers up a mini-course on canning. Pay attention! The knowledge might come in handy. Home-canned food beats the hell outta bucket puddin’! (which still sounds filthy).
Having missed Wednesday, we had a lot of catching up to do. Trump calls himself “The Chosen One.” At least he hasn’t decided (yet!) that he’s the Prince of Peace (Prince of a Piece?). His minions want to vitiate the 13th Amendment by keeping children and families in concentration camps indefinitely. The Amazon burns and it’s anthropogenic. Anti-semitism is on the rise in American Christianity.
Nitwit Nero declares 75% of American Jews “disloyal;” revives millennium-old anti-Semitic slur. Inspired by him, there have been no less than six thwarted racist incidents in the last couple of weeks. Meanwhile, on the border? “Vaccines? We don’t need no stinkin’ vaccines!”