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“Lynching”

A disgusting man showed us today his willingness to plumb the depths of his own nauseating indecency. And that was just New Gingrich and Lindsey Graham. 

Mike Pompeo continues to devalue a degree from West Point. Today, he suggested going to war against Turkey. Igor bought himself a congressman. Trump melts down in front of cameras, assaults the Constitution he swore to uphold and defend as “phony.” That is as near sacrilege as a secular republic can get, and it is past intolerable. 

What makes Dr. Bill’s programs so special is his ability to relate things happening in real time with things that happened at the origins of our country and make it crystal clear. Today, the Emoluments Clause, among other things. You’ll benefit from the time you share with Dr. Bill. 

Truncated program. Plenty of thorns to pull in the first hour, but I ended the program early due to (another) family emergency. 

Prayer Meetin’ gets pre-empted by presidential meltdown. Nitwit Nero came apart at the seams in a meeting with Congressional leaders and Defense Department. Any other president would be in 25th Amendment territory. Pence as Hamlet, crippled by indecision. Trump sends a letter to Erdogan. Eddogan probably didn’t even take time to sniff trumps cologne on the letter before he trashed it. Lindsey has a chat with Pat Robertson. 

Dr Bill’s incisive recap from last night’s Democratic Pageant on CNN. Also (and perhaps more importantly), a deep dive into the mind of James Madison and what we really mean by “self-governance.” 

Flank speed at the iceberg dead-ahead! It’s Pageant Night in Murka! Idiot Attack Blonde at ONAN, er, OANN tries to whitewash Columbus, fails miserably. Ronna ROMNEY McDaniel whines about nepotism; so does Rand Paul. Both would be working midnights alongside Meg McCain at Waffle House were it not for their last names. Nitwit Nero gets increasingly nervous. How long can the Depends hold? Nancy Pelosi refuses to take the bait. Chris Hayes displays the integrity our media so desperately need. 

Mrs. Greenspan, Dowager Empress of the Beltway, gets an early nod for some bottom-shelf both-siderism. Homicidial Trump video is a powerful example of stochastic terrorism from . . . ? Nukes held hostage. UK couple and their baby really held hostage . . . by ICE thugs. Don’t have a seizure in Tennesstan. Got a Trump document problem? No worries! Just shred ’em!

The Federalist Papers are some of the most important documents related to our Constitution and it’s ratification that we have to study in order to understand what our Founders were thinking when they crafted our basic tenants as a nation. Today we focused on Madison and Federalist Papers #10, #51, and #39.

We are a nation of factions, yet we all have the commonality of being human. While the human aspect makes us fallible, the laws that govern us must be made and enforced in order to have a more perfect union and represent us all. That’s where government comes into necessity.  Join us for a continuation of what that means and how we need to work together in order to be that union and all it entails.

An exhausting week comes to an exhausting end. The Lev & Igor Show spawns spin-offs. Nitwit Nero flexes his muscle at Fox. MAGATS are mean to union powerline workers in California. The Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable engages in a sing-along.

Ever heard a sitting United States Senator betray his country in a live recording? Listen to this episode and you will. The ForProfit Media insists on describing what Lindsey Graham did with the Moscow Morning Zoo Crew callers as a “prank,” but it’s actually espionage in plain sight, or hearing, that is. You won’t hear this in this level of depth on the ForProfit Media. Inform yourselves. 

Please turn in your bibles to . . . never mind. If you’re smart, you’ll just turn in your bibles. Franklin Graham solves the mystery of the source of STDs. Marion “Pat” Robertson worries about neighborhood demonism. Kanye West designs his clothes according to Leviticus. E-Dub Jackson accidentally drops the dime on his Daddy Trump. Toy fetuseseseses in British Columbia. Halloween insurgency. 

We’d like to welcome back our beloved Dr. Bill Obrien after a brief hiatus due to illness! We’ve missed him greatly. 

Today’s program covered issues with Ukraine, impeachment, and the Constitutional Convention of 1787. While that may sound as if one doesn’t affect the other, it does. History, especially when dealing with the Constitution, is paramount in discussing politics. What we’re seeing from our governments actions directly opposes everything that our Constitution was designed for, which is to serve the People and their best interests in order to insure a prosperous and thriving nation. This isn’t what we’re getting when the few are reaping all the benefits while the many are left out in the cold.   

Somebody poured some hooch into the engines to make ’em run hotter right toward that iceberg! Making nicey with war criminals. Gay rights give Anne’s boy Neil the fan-tods. ProTip for MAGAT DoJ Lawyers: don’t make the judge say “Wow.” It’s not a good sign. A historical look at smear politics. MAGAT with a gun threatens woman with bumper sticker. Memories of my happy childhood shattered by Matt Gaetz, who exposed the maliciousness of Captain Kangaroo.  

Moran Monday with a vengeance! Noted Psychologist asks a question we asked here at The HORN months ago. Nitwit Nero throws Kurds to the lions . . . or did he? Chuck Todd finds a spine. Trump ads already polluting TV. Guess where! The unthinkable gets spoken on Fox.

Ouch! Thorns! But it all begins with comedy, courtesy of Gym Shorts Jordan, who didn’t know what he didn’t know. Nitwit Nero tries his hand at comedy. HINT: he shouldn’t. Quit your day job, Donnie. He’s drowning in daily drips: today, our Ambassador to Ukraine got canned because she wasn’t sufficiently obsequious to Trump. Chlamydia Claudius meanwhile, confessed outdoors, under the sun, in public, with cameras running as he admitted he wanted Ukraine to investigate the Bidens AND called for the Chinese to do the same. But wait: there’s more. A detailed explanation of what keeps Republicans from denouncing Trump and honoring their oaths.  With all due respect to Paul Krugman, it’s not “Pelosi Derangement Syndrome.” 

Been a brutal couple of days hereabouts. Last night’s absence explained; but the 15 millisecond news cycle waits for no one. 

Another rage-tweet weekend for Nitwit Nero, another parade of White House liars and enablers on the Sunday shows. It’s definitely Moran Monday!