Category: Full Shows

I can’t be away from the mic for even a couple of days without the MAGATS running hog-wild. Speaking of hogs, did you catch Elise Stepanik’s performance piece during Marie Yovanovich’s testimony? A certain orange-colored presidenty-thing seems to have the hots for her. Does Melanoma know? Also: we engage in rank, wild speculation as to what sent Julius Geezer to the hospital on Saturday. And Grampa Joe shows why he isn’t the guy to lead America into the third decade of the 21st century. “Gateway drug?” Really, Grampa Joe? Oh, well! You know how it is with almost-octogenarians: sot in their ways. 

Merry Impeachmus, Day One! WARNING: more than the usual cascade of F-bombs in this episode. It was cathartic. On the other hand, GymShorts Jordan (R-LookTheOtherWay) had a very bad day. He was laughed at, politely called a liar, mocked, and taken to school by Ambassador Taylor. RATcliffe didn’t fare any better.  Nunes was a numbnuts. Meanwhile Nitwit Nero stewed in his own juices and rage re-tweeted. All-in-all, a pretty good day! 

Medicare For All: why it’s an absolute necessity. We can have it, or we can watch the health insurance scam collapse and take millions of precious human lives with it. A real world example of what’s  really available in the “Marketplace.” 

The dimes are dropping like rain on Nitwit Nero. Desperate for attention, he ruins NYC’s hundred-year-old Veteran’s Day observances, having already jinxed the Alabama Crimson Tide over the weekend. So much losing! Changing the language we use about Impeachment. Also: A Tale of Three Boobs (as in idiots). Hey! I found a Biden supporter! Best of wishes going forward to President Jimmy Carter as he undergoes surgery and, even while unconscious, is orders of magnitude more intelligent that the current squatter in the Oval Office. 

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When you’ve been doing progressive talk for more than a decade and a half, getting a telemarketing pitch to subscribe to Sirius XM can be downright amusing. Nitwit Nero emphasizes the “Nitwit” part by threatening to sue the whistleblower (and his lawyer) for “treason.” Jeffuhsun Davis Beauregard Sessions the Turd wets himself begging Chlamydia Claudius to like him again. How embarrassing! Julius Geezer prays they don’t boo him tomorrow in Alabama. And: let’s refer to Bloomberg as “AOB”: “Another Old Billionaire.”

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The bad days just keep coming for Nitwit Nero. Today, he got fully and finally busted for his family charity scam. How do we know? Because he bleated his victimhood on Twitter. His spawn even had to go to don’t-commit-fraud school over it. Mike Pence has reportedly thought about what it would be like to be Jeebuss’ very own Preznit. How do we know? Because he didn’t deny it when he was asked. Meanwhile, a shred of Republican pseudo-decency may yet remain in Kentuckystan. 

The Deacons had to get back to work after two weeks off, and they’re footsore and jet-propelled. E-Dub Jackson prophesies that Virginia will become California with a Democrat take-over. Matt Bevins and the Kentuckystan GOP plot a coup to overturn the gubernatorial election in which voters threw Bevins out of office. Mike Pence-ilneck Geek arm-twists USAID to give money to Christian groups. DHHS wants to keep Teh Gay from adopting. MAGATs getting nervous about losing al Qaeda (“al Qaeda” is nothing more than Arabic for “the base”). A warning to Tide fans. A MAGAT sees the light. 

Dr Kevin Shanley joins Dr Bill for an in-depth analysis of North Korea unlike any you’re likely to have heard from the ForProfit Media. This is waaaaaaay too deep for the millionaires on the TV box. 

Ouch! The thorns, they fester. Nitwit Nero has another bad day. Native Americans get dissed by Orange Man with forked tongue. Gordo Sondland gets a recollection refresher. Precious Lindsey refuses to do his job. Who knew Senators could actually go on strike? A black cat in the Meadowlands. No Krispy Kremes for Minnesota. Rand Paul doesn’t consatooshun too gude.

A moran of morans. Or two of them. Dem Senator calls out another Dem Senator (rightly) as why we can’t have nice things. Nitwit Nero loses again in court. 

A lot went into making the Constitution. The personality conflicts, alone, required kid gloves. Then there were the issues of what “self-government” should be, how it should work. In this episode, Dr Bill discusses these wrinkles and roadblocks, from how to get John Hancock aboard, to disinterested delegates, to yes, impeachment. You won’t get this kind of history in many (if  any) other places. 

“Non Est De Felem Damnatavium Deum” (or something like that)

Quite the busy, far-flung FotFP! From healthcare to what a jackass Joe Manchin is (duh!) to the deep-seated male fears of the “feminine mystique” to coconut crabs. This ain’t your ordinary radio. 

Yeeeee-ouuuch! It’s a bush that’s far more thorns than leaves or flowers. Dems pass Impeachment procedure resolution that GOP’s been begging for. Ergo, GOP decries transparent resolution. Behold Louie “Asparagus” Gohmert. Rep. Katie Hill bids farewell, puts a shot across Trump’s bow on the way out. Another oil spill on the Keystone XL pipeline. 

Busy week for the two-legged monsters of the Religion Industry! Homophobes! Xenophobes! Priests worried about the prayshus leetle fetuseseseses (not so much the prayshus little born children)! Daubenmire ponders buttplugs! Fallopian fascists in Missouri! Graham crackers on the march! 

Well, now! Jared tells an Israeli TV station that Nitwit Nero is “unimpeachable.” Looney Mooney makes West Virginia look like idiot hillbillies . . . again. Impeachment Procedure resolution is coming. 

Morans as far as the eye can see and the nose can smell! From ballparks to news sets to the White House to a ballroom in Chicago, the morans are running amok. OMG! Trump killed al-BigDaddy!

Trump loses another case. So much losing! Of course, it will go up on appeal, and, as usual, the SCOTUS does not inspire constitutional confidence. Rep. Elijah Cummings’ funeral was an inspirational celebration of his life . . . and Hillary put a shot direct amidships on Don & Melanoma and the crowd loved her for it. Also: it’s not about the cats: an epic discursion by the Extraordinary-Ordinary Roundtable group!

It’s our HORNiversary! Fourteen years in its current form and 16+ overall for independent, liberal, progressive, commercial-free, non-capitalist radio! Regardless, the world keeps moving. Homicidal MAGAT umpire gets outed. The MAGAT riot in the Capitol wasn’t just a “stunt.” The return of Matt “Hot Tub Crime Machine” Whitaker. Why root for a 4-game sweep in the World Series? Onward into the next year!

With the Deacons getting the night off, we look to those who support Trump no matter what. They have their marching orders and their goal is to (a) terrify the MAGATs and (b) Weaponize the violence for which they so fervently pray. Behold EVILgelical Christianity! But wait! There’s more! If you download now, you’ll ALSO find out what happened in the Second Circuit Court of Appeals (which, curiously, isn’t the Second District Court) on Wednesday. Nitwit Nero’s lawyer attempted to elevate him to god-on-earth status. AND, if you act now, you’ll find out about the means by which well-meaning journalists help to “catapult the propaganda.”

The enigma of James Madison and effective self-government. Was Madison sincere, or was he pursuing a means to an end? The question has decided relevance today, as we see political opportunists claiming the mantle of “freedom” and “liberty,” yet filled with disdain for constitutional principles.  Once again, if you take Dr. Bill’s teaching to heart, you’re probably ahead of a majority of the voters in this country and waaaaay ahead of 100% of Trump and his supporters.