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Yeeee-ouch! Tennestan GOP worried women will load up on tampons and pantiliners if they’re tax-free. Republican-on-Republican crime in West Virginia. Bill Barr has a sad over Twitler’s tweets. GymShorts Jordan has a couple of really bad days. Amy Klobuchar wants to wallow with the fetus-fetishists. Sister-wifeing may become legal in Utah. Save us, Rick Man-on-Dog Santorum! Nitwit Nero continues to melt down over Roger Stone. To pardon or not to pardon: that is the question. What was his unscheduled trip this afternoon? Back to Walter Reed for some more impromptu physical?

Glory! Jim Bakker’s curing the clap AND the coronavirus! No! Hank Kunneman says Trump and fetuseseseseseses will save us from Teh Cornoavirus! Wait! Rick Wiles says it’s the Jeeeee-Ewwwwwws! Rhode Island Catholic priest says child sexual abuse is nowhere near as bad as abortion. E-Dub Jackson says Trump is a maaaay-un and that scares the sissy liberals.

All ahead full toward the iceberg! Nitwit Nero struggles with geography. Nitwit Nero struggles with history. Nitwit Nero struggles with basic primate brain function. Regardless, his enablers don’t struggle destroying the basic structures of the country. Once, there were four members of the Stone prosecution team. Now, there are none. Why would RBG sell out the ERA? Didn’t take me long to sort it out. 

Constitutional Crisis: Day 7.

Re-posting. 

Welcome back to the Virtual Center! We know we’ve been gone for a bit, but we’re back and happy to take questions and comments regarding the current state our country is in and what would our Founders have thought about how our government is conducting business in the name of the People?

We’ll be live this Wednesday and we’ll continue to discuss the powers of the Constitution. 

As Nitwit Nero’s purge continues, a look around the country at other things threatened by his ongoing trashing of our nation. Day Three of the Constitutional Crisis. Coal Kills: its been proven again. A rousing Front Porch gathering. The DC Circuit punts on Emoluments, but it’s not as bad as it initially may have appeared. Treating the flu with taters. Alabama cop wants Pelosi to be attacked with a roadside bomb . . . keeps job. Homelessness and poverty as a function of social choice. 

Thorns! It’s Day Two of America In Constitutional Crisis. Nitwit Nero threw two tantrums today, but he didn’t sound right. Maybe it’s harder to get the dosage right earlier in the day, like at the previously-Russian-infiltrated National Prayer Breakfast. The Time of Vengeance has arrived. Utah gets punished, as does New York. Brazil’s Trump goes after indigenous land and indigenous people. Betsy DeVos paid for one of Trump’s SOTU props. 

Four hour program. Wakes sometimes go overtime, and this was a wake . . . for the Constitution, deader this afternoon than Pharaoh’s cat, and it’s not even a mystery who killed it. The filthy deed was done by 52 Republican senators so craven, so perfidious that they made a monarch of a disgusting, perverted, corrupt, adipose, criminal, demented man. Strap in. As the late, great HST once said, “The hogs are in the tunnel and they will travel on a road of bones.”  

Stochastic terrorism works. After a steady dose of Fox and Nitwit Nero, an Arizona man with a houseful of guns and ammo called in a threat against Rep. Adam Schiff’s life. Fortunately, he didn’t get to do what Trump hoped he would. Iowa is now Whyowa. Why do we have such a damned hard time understanding that pens and paper ballots are the ONLY way to hold an election? Sadly, no one will yell “Liar!” at Nitwit Nero during the SOTU, but an online gambling parlor has a wager that says he can’t go seconds without lying.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Rush. Nil nisi bonum, amirite? I mean, except for the part where Rush helped spread cancer throughout central Appalachia and all. Did you know that the Iowa Carcass is a howling fraud, a grift on the credulous? Listen, my children, and you will hear . . . Joe Manchin believes things that simply aren’t real. Lisa Murkowski gets a little more brown on her nose. Amy Klobuchar has a nasty little problem from her prosecutorial days.

Understanding the perfidy of Lamar Alexander. Ol’ Balls-n-Strikes breathes a huge sigh of relief. The death rattle of the Republic. John Bolton: Opportunist Par Putrescence. Other lib talkers finally catch up with the HORN F/C/C and realize what motivates the gut-bending fears of GOP senators. Mike Pence gets a talkin’ to. Gay demons!

As we watch the unraveling of the republic, some ideas to ponder, namely, whether the New York Times should do its patriotic duty and publish the Bolton memoir and consequences be damned. Lev Parnas explains why Lindsey is so thoroughly in the bag for Nitwit Nero. Does POTUS have a Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination in the case of impeachment? And what’s the GOP rush to end this farce tomorrow?

It’s Question Time in the Senate of the United States. For the third-rate pettifoggers of Nitwit Nero’s team, it’s Lying Time . . . but it’s been that since 20 January 2017.

Hey, look! No impeachment pettifoggers to deal with! That means we have some time for old-fashioned white-wing titanic intellects. Among other things, we learn a new, really silly MAGAT word: “Vexit.” Also: Joe Scarborough uses an unusual phrase I used only days ago. MAGATS have a butthurt over being accurately described. Princess Iwanka Muhdaddy Trump decries “Elites.” The witness question is more complex than most folks realize . . . unnecessarily so. It’s raining couches.

Moran Monday, the Ken and Alan Edition. Nitwit Nero brings a pair of skeevy lawyers with a history of close association to sexual assault to offer his defense. The Goddess of Irony NEVER sleeps! SCOTUS, meanwhile, kicks immigrants in the guts. Mark Meadows channels his inner Queeg. Did someone say “pikes?”

The Front Porch crew tackles the week’s impeachment proceedings. 

Mowcow Mitch’s assault on the Constitution continues. Impeachment Managers nonetheless persist in delivering a genuinely superb prosecution. Naturally, Precious Lindsey has (another) hissy. Nitwit Nero sets his sights on Social Security. Marsha “Goodness!” Blackburn slimes a decorated veteran.

The little ol’ blue-haired ladies in the Fellership Hall Kitchen were waaaaaay to absorbed in watching the Senate’s  Impeachment Coverup to even think about cooking. And it’s understandable. The House Managers are doing a magnificent job while the pettifogging lick-spittles for Nitwit Nero are reduced to sputtering and whining. At the same, time, watching the mastery displayed by Adam Schiff, I was reminded of the two Democratic primary candidates who keep saying that having people with the experience of an Adam Schiff in Congress is a bad idea. Know what’s a bad idea? Either of those two as the nominee. How any candidate could declare that disenfranchising voters is a good idea is simply beyond me. In real time, a slobbering, shrieking MAGAT was hauled out of the Senate gallery, but because Moscow Mitch wants to do his coverup with as little light as possible, we weren’t allowed to see it because he’s muzzled the free press beyond any technology more recent than the ballpoint pen.

 

REMINDER: Impeachment isn’t a “constitutional crisis.” Covering up the misdeeds of an impeached president IS.

The MAGATS, led by their Madmiral, Moscow Mitch, sail the Ship of State (and the Constitution) smack dab into the iceberg to own the libs. Horrible lawyering, apparently, is its own reward. Greta Thunberg makes more sense in Davos than Nitwit Nero has in his entire, misbegotten life. For starters, she doesn’t slur her words. For seconds, she actually understands what’s happening to the planet and isn’t blinded by sheer, unmitigated avarice. 

He’s baaaaaaack! The play’s finished and it’s time to get back to whipping the morans into shape. A Klan Rally in Richmond masquerades as a “gun rights” protest. Nitwit Nero thinks MLK Day is about him. Moscow Mitch readies his Senate Coverup of the Impeachment.