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Rand Paul and that thing that’s taken over his haid have had enough of this being careful stuff. He knows better than every scientist on earth how much more important th’ ‘conomy is than people’s lives. He had a thing or two to say to Dr. Fauci today. Like some medieval pope, Jay Sekulow crowned Clorox Claudius King Charlemaga today in the Supreme Court of the United States. Also, a conversation with Steffon Passimore about COVID-19 in Talibama. What this Trumpandemic is doing to the arts. How the arts are responding. 

Today we picked up where we left off yesterday in our discussion of health care and education. What will a new America look like coming out of this pandemic and how do we deal with a major portion of our nation being without employer provided health care.

A conversation with my old pal Jon Fox in Australia. How Oz has handled the ‘Rona, as well as his ex-pat impression of how we’re faring back here. Jon works in live entertainment, so he has a pretty solid handle on what this may mean for entertainment venues going forward. 

How the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States impacts our ability to form a coherent, sane, unified response to COVID-19, touching everything from the economy to labor to education.

RIP, Bob Lotti, dear friend. To the very end, he was sharing knowledge, teaching our community how to sanitize and protect themselves against the ‘Rona. The Sandy Hook Truthers and the Anti-Vaxxers had a baby and named it “Plandemic.” That miserable dreck will get people all dead. Meanwhile, Clorox Claudius wonders about fish . . . and water . . . and reminisces about his L.A. house gone by . . . and a spigot . . . a big spigot, that took all day to turn.

P.S. Stephen Miller, UberGroppenFuhrer of the Derp Reich’s wife has the ‘Rona. So does COVID Caligula’s SS.

Why aren’t Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman behind bars? Why did Bill “Pepe the Frog” Barr put the kibosh on the prosecution of Michael Flynn? Will the trial court judge sit still for it? Why can’t Americans get COVID-19 tests just like the MAGATS in the White House do? Who’s the “valet” for Trump who’s tested positive for the ‘Rona? These questions and more . . . 

Glory! Remote distancing from the Cathedral of Common Sense! Velveeta King says New York is being punished by her gawd for abortions (never mind that North Carolina, Colorado, etc. had abortion before New York). Jim Bakker is a victim of Krischun persemekooshun for hustling his silver ‘Rona cure and he’s lawyered up and got a former Missouri governor for his moufpiece. Oklahomers hate masks. State governments move to shut down science so their human sacrifices can go on unhindered. Coo-coo coup in Venezeual. RGB reams Solicitor General from her hospital bed. Sen. Kamala Harris smacks John Ratcliffe around. A review of “Planet of the Humans.” 

MAGAT Governors applaud themselves for re-opening their states even as their infections climb. Ohio pizza joints says not wearing PPE is “in duh konsatooshun!” Anti-Semitic signage appears outside Ohio Health Director’s home. Clorox Claudius says some folks are just gonna hafta die. Covid Caligula tours mask factory as “Live and Let Die” blares throughout the cavernous building. Wave bye-bye to the Coronavirus Task Force. It’ll be gone-gone in June-June (right as we start into 3000 deaths/day). 

Welcome back to a journey in Civics! This program discusses the importance of Civic responsibility and what role each of us play in the recovery or the demise of our nation. Pay close attention to the authors who are mentioned in our discussion because they’re the ones who are exploring the faults that can either make or break or election system.

The Covidiots are getting a mite frisky of late. Shrieking at cops in California, rubbin’ and smollickin’ on one another in Boston, wiping their noses on a worker in Michigan, wearing a klan hood to the grocery store in California, brandishing semi-automatic rifles at the chief public health officer in Ohio, and getting all butthurt about being referred to as “knuckleheads” in New Jersey. And then there was the murder. And the bomb plot in Colorado. And the armed intimidation in North Carolina. 

Today we covered the 50 year anniversary of the Kent State Massacre and what it means in today’s society. Would we still hear an outcry after such an atrocity now? Possibly. We have the coronavirus pandemic to address if we’re ever going to regain the trust of our youth because at this very moment we’re the monsters that’s underneath our children’s beds. We aren’t protecting them from death and disease, we’re exposing them to more danger by supporting a government that has in effect set them on a course of shear survival.

Reminiscences of a May 1 twenty-seven years ago. Congress wants to hear from Dr. Fauci. MAGAT White House says “Nope.” New White House Spokescreep Kayleigh Maganinny promises never to lie; world erupts in hails of derisive laughter. We’ve found an infestation of MAGAT Branch Covidians in California. Remdisivir? The new Clorox, which was the new Hyrdoxychloroquine? Yeah, that.

Gun-toting Ted Nugent cosplay zombies invade Michigan statehouse. Illegal immigrant descendant and white power Barbie Tami Lahren declares staying home to be “willful slavery,” catches hell, deletes tweet. Racist claims black community getting COVID-19 because of “barbecues and crawfish boils.” Mikey Pence’s gonna get a wedgie from Clorox Claudius for wearing a mask. Nitwit Nero initiates “Operation Derp Speed;” whines “I’m the one who gets blamed.” A much overdue conversation with the one and only Dan Fisher. Movies!

From Williamsburg-Brooklyn to the clapboard and mega-churches of the South, fundamentalists are literally embracing the plague like those idiots in “Beneath the Planet of the Apes” worshipping a nuclear warhead. Phoney historian blames non-believers for the shutdown. E-Dub says anyone who isn’t hooting like a barn owl on acid over China needs to be tried for treason. Tragic news from a longtime member of our community. 

Once again, Professor Kevin Shanley joins Dr. Bill for an in-depth examination of our relationship with China. 

These MAGATS would give that iceberg hell! In North Carolina, MAGAT gets arrested because she just couldn’t not be on the sidewalk because “it’s inna konsatooshun.” ER doc in Odessa, Texas wants to reopen and “let the kids get it.” Clorox Claudius wants to force slaughterhouses to re-open and force people to go to work and get sick, but make the businesses immune from damages for killing their own workers. And in New Mexico, there is a sure-nough, brass-bound idiot MAGAT. This one’s personal.

We discussed Deep Reading and the thought that goes into it. Do we really absorb the information and come to a reasonable conclusion, or do we skim it and completely miss the point an author is trying to make? Join us tomorrow for an interview with Dr. Kevin Shanley and see if we’ve garnered the knowledge of what the Covid-19 virus means to us as a nation and what role China actually plays in the ongoing pandemic.

Remember, we really are all in this together, so why not join in the discussion. We’ll be waiting to hear what you have to say on the matter.

Morans, morans everywhere, and not a MAGAT who can think! Illinois MAGAT moran wades through cheering throngs to file a suit against Gov. Pritzker to make him get more people all dead. Moran MAGAT in North Carolina who led the ReOpen NC Campaign tests positive for the Donrona Virus, then whines about having to quarantine. Georgia moves to re-open strip joints because if there’s no lap dance, there ain’t no feeedummm. Texas Governor begins re-opening. It’s all just Fort Sumter with a virus. White-wing Boston blowhard says vaping bleach might work. Orange County, CA opens beaches, hordes of morans throng. Howard Stern says he wants all the MAGATS to drink bleach and get it over with. 

Welcome to another day in the saga of the pandemic! It seems as if there isn’t enough time in the day to cover everything that’s been happening in the world around us even though we’ve been brought to a standstill by the coronavirus and the havoc it’s wreaked on our lives. We’re discussing the bid to privatize our Post Offices and the current lack of testing for Covid-19. We truly have a wide range of topics in our discussion to hit upon. Also, please join us this Wednesday for our rescheduled continued conversation with Dr. Kevin Shanley. This is a program that you won’t want to miss!

Where in the wide, wide world of sports did Clorox Claudius come up with his deranged theory of UV light and disinfection injections? I think we’ve got that sorted. Former Likker Supply Officer Marion (“Pat”) Robertson says the ‘Rona will go away when Teh Gay does. Detailed discussion by the Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable about Unemployment benefits. Folks are getting their checks.