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We’re just a little more than a month away from our elections and we’re discussing what’s going to happen when the numbers finally come in and we see who’ll be our next President. Will it be the sitting contender who wants to make us “great again”, yet he IS the sitting president and things are definitely not great, or will it be someone who has had experience and expertise in governing a country verses acting on a reality TV show? Only time will tell.  

Please join us in this continuing process because we truly are all in this together.

It once was lost but now is found! The first two hours of last Tuesday’s broadcast.

The Kool Kidz Klavern is over and America now needs a bleach shower. Rand Paul, liberturdian opfamologiss proves he learned nothing from his neighbor. For once, a pro-mask business owner goes off, demanding harsher penalties for the maskhole covidiots. Texas maskhole covidiots plan superspreader “civil disobedience” to protest bars being closed in Texas. Speaking of superspreaders, that’s what Corona Caligula’s acceptance speech was last night, and he held another one in New Hampshire today. Another rousing conversation on the Front Porch!

It’s a real slog through the brambles, this is. Ouch! White-wing media goes full-klansman in defense of a 17-year-old homicidal maniac. Jacob Blake is chained to his bed. Corona Caligula turns his Hatch Act violation into a Superspreader event. America has a domestic terrorism problem and its embedded into law enforcement all over the country. 

You got change for a potato?

Glory! Franklin Graham’s daughter attacks children at the “Pro-family” RNC. Her first cousin, meanwhile, has joined the Lincoln Project. White-on-white violence in Kenosha. White people are, I suppose, just naturally violent. At least the cops gave the killer a cool drink of water before they DIDN’T arrest him and let him flee into Illinois . . . and yes, he’s a MAGAT, because of course he is. Kentucky AG spits on the memory of Breonna Taylor. Melanoma, wearing her Fascist Barbie outfit, makes America an offer we can’t understand. The RNC goes to Fort McHenry, from whence Francis Scott Key, racist poet, gave us the Star Spangled Banner. Trump CDC is going to get those COVID-19 testing numbers down if it kills us.

Your Salvation may vary.

Well, I screwed up the podcast. I didn’t mean to, but I did. After starting the recording at the beginning of the program, it stopped recording. We were two hours in when I found out. But there’s at least more than an hour, and it’s not at all devoid of content. Oh, no, not when the world’s largest Klan rally is taking place. Not by a long shot!

 

An epic Moran Monday with a single subject. You may have heard of Jerry Falwell, Jr’s affair and subsequent resignation, but no one peels this rotten grape like Bob can! The implications of the revelations reverberate across the EVILgelical world and deep into the dark, weird recesses of the MAGAT hive mind, from the ProudBois, to the BoogalooBois, to PatriotPrayer to the Incels. Along the way, some forays into other morans, like DimSon Eric Trump. And disgraced former SEAL Robert O’Neil, who wouldn’t wear a mask on an airplane that was probably recirculating COVID-19 at 30,000 feet.

Decency or Donald. One or the other. Not both. Biden puts it out of the park. How do we know? The MAGATS lost their tiny, squishy minds over his acceptance speech. Take a breath now, because next week’s RNC MAGAT Klavern Konklave will be a filthy exercise in hate, bigotry, and unabashed lying. 

Lotsa thorns! Sticky day for Steve Bannon, as agents of the US Postal Service arrested him aboard a yacht this morning. Three other co-conspirators in the Great American Wall Scam went, too. Now, Corona Caligula sits and worries, wondering if Steve, a guy he hardly knew, will drop the dime. In northern California, a MAGAT threatens violence in order to achieve a political and social goal. HINT: that would make most anyone else a domestic terrorist. Stay away from Trump Boat “Parades.” They’re as or more dangerous on the water than they are on dry land. Mike Pompeo mocks victims of domestic violence. Naturally, he’s an EVILgelical “christian.”

Religious lulus vie for GOP Congressional seats. QAnon goonies figure out Nitwit Nero’s secret message to them. New Hampshire Republican senate candidate tries to gain ground by nailing down the homophobe vote. Corona Caligula holds a shitshow and demands a boycott of Goodyear. Naturally, no pushback from the johnny-on-the-spot members of the ForProfit Media. Masks found to provide protection to the wearer. Las Vegas weaponized itself to become a SuperSpreader City.  Louisiana Secretary of State wants people to die to vote. Jezebel!

Dr Bill is joined by Professor Kevin Shanley for a continuation of their ongoing discussion of American foreign policy relative to China.

Nitwit Nero gets rolled up and smoked by Michele Obama; doesn’t respond well . . . in other words, responds as you would expect Corona Caligula to respond. “It is what it is.”  More on the deadly oleander and the pillow hustler who wants us all to try some. FDA? What FDA? QAnon freak tries poetry. No. Just: NO. Hey, look, Ma! The Russian plot wasn’t a hoax after all! COVID Claudius writes a love note. He’s a “big fan.” 

Jesus Tok! Nitwit Nero talks to gawd. NeverTrump Republicans pine for home. Why is AOC only getting a minute when a GOP Governor is getting a speech at the Democratic (Virtual) Convention? How many ways are there for MAGATS to cheat an election? A Trump ex- plays footsie with QAnon and anti-vaxxers. Sing: “Oleanders growing outside my door . . . ” Just don’t eat the damned things, even if Ben Carson and the MyPillow creeper tell you to.

Elections, health care, and how we become boondoggled in the process of living in the U.S.A. We listen to the patter of what we should buy, what we should believe, but we seldom see what motivation is behind what’s being sold. Maybe it’s time to see what bag of goods we’re really getting with such little returns.

Another week reaches its end with a rousing Front Porch conversation around the Extraordinary Ordinary Roundtable. The treason that is Nitwit Nero’s assault on the Postal Service took the lead, but there are other issues, like sexual assault in the El Paso ICE hole, a proposed barge dock for fracking poison on the Ohio River. We learn about Nitwit Nero’s viewing habits before he became King, er, President. 

Betelgeuse! Wait. Elmbrook School District. Let’s go there instead. Or how about a Fambly Valyooz MAGAT who wants Meemaw and Peepaw dead . . . for Trump, of course. But no. Let’s go to Elmbrook. Satanic Social Distancing! Why SIX feet? Illuminati doctors! Jeeeebuss, these people. Betelgeuse! Monkey-up DeKlantis conscripts Florida schoolkids to be junior SEALs. Liz Cheney joins a long parade of dangerous Republican eliminationists. Not a surprise, really, considering Daddums shot his buddy right in the face. “We won’t give her the chance.” Betelgeuse! We take a miss on the MAGAT Shitshow. The light from Betelgeuse left a lonnnnnnnng time ago, just as the eastern hemisphere was about to be laid low. 

We have a carryover moran titanic intellect. Meet Stacy Washington who, as a “Black Voice For Trump” has declared herself the arbiter of blackness, specifically for the purpose of questioning the blackness of Kamala Harris. She, along with white supremacist leader Tucker Carlson, is apparently stymied by Senator Harris’ first name, even with a pronunciation guide to help her. Supporters of the grandson of a pimp and son of a klansman decry Harris’ alleged heritage relating to an ancestor who was a slaver owner. We check in with Nitwit Nero’s shitshow, in which he declares that “they” are invading Suburbia. He’s not even trying to hide his racism anymore, to the extent that he ever did. Florida sheriff declares himself a bioterrorist. Big 12 wants to spread COVID-19, er, have a football season. Annnnnd, since it’s 2020, why not have a salmonella outbreak necessitating a massive recall of . . . onions. Because in TrumpMurkkka, even onions are dangerous.

Vice-presidential announcements are what happen when you make other plans . . . at least if you do radio. So there I was, all ready for three hours of radio when, about forty-five minutes before airtime, the news drops that Biden finally made his choice. This then engendered a complete reconsideration of the evening. Still, there was no paucity of topics. Oh, no. Not here. Not ever. BONUS: let’s see if Podbean can actually “get” this recording. Sheesh!

Bioterrorist morans descend upon Portland and Seattle. Political and public health officials do nothing. Ted Cruz proves himself really untalented at the whole being-a-human thing . . . again. Marco Rubio follows suit with the “good news” about children getting COVID-19. GOP Senator Ron Johnson (of Wisconsin) says he wants Americans to continue suffering because money. Nitwit Nero shambles away from the podium due to a shooting nowhere near him. Woman berates cop in “Communist South Carolina” because he pulled her over for blocking her rear-window with a covidiot poster. Don’t let the MAGATS get your goat. Get your own. 

Was it a false positive or a false negative? Or a positive negative or a negative positive? Welcome to Ohio Governor Mike Dewine’s world. Nitwit Nero screws Social Security and Medicare, right out of the long time GOP playbook. See, Symptom, not Disease. Paulding County, Georgia students who alerted the world to just how BAD their school system was handling re-opening won’t be punished after all. Mississippi burning . . . again . . . only different. Jer Junior to “spend more time with his family.” Some other maniac will run FU for awhile. Careful about outing fascists. They get their fee-fees hurt terribly easily. The most senior economist in Alabama says we need a TRILLION dollars per month till next June to save our country and the economy. He wasn’t kidding. The Front Porch crew tackles it all!

P.S Donald Trump is a white supremacist.