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Tennessee, Goddamn! Takes some ice cold Klannery to do what they did. But (checks notes) that’s who they are. We are under a fascist assault, 

Maryland AG exposes (MORE) child sexual abuse in the Catholic Church. Church school coach grooms, rapes teenage girl, school bans her from playing softball in retaliation. Nazis are recruiting in the military. Nashville cop says they showed up at the Covenant School massacre by “luck.” North Carolinastan has a new Judas.

Merry Indictmas to all the good boys and girls and enbys!

4 April is a far more momentous day in history than what we saw today. It is a day of remberance. Fifty-five years ago today . . . 

Still, we must deal with Nitwit Nero’s indictment. And it is anything but cut and dried. I suspect there will be no small amount of legal drama in this trial. Meanwhile, in Floriduh and Tennestan . . . 

Moran One is . . . me. I was so excited to be back home and behind the mic Friday the 31st that I forgot to hit the “Record” buttons. Nonetheless, here we are! Oh, Leslie Stahl! What bad journalism! If you’re going to platform Marginal Traitor Queen, you have to be fearless. HINT: Leslie Stahl is NOT fearless. Then John Stewart reminds us why he’s America’s most trusted news anchor. 
It’s soooo good to be back!

I’m gonna miss y’all like the Devil misses central air. I’ll be back for FOtFP on 31 March (TDOV). I’m off to the far, strange land of New Jersey, and then D.C. This is what it means to be a grassroots activist. I’ve been doing it for fully a third of my life, and it’s time to go again. 

In the meantime, who knew one Thursday could contain so much MAGAT dumbassery? I have NO idea why I’m surprised. Regardless, here we are: up to our eyeballs in gun-humper bloodlust and a twit from Colorado with color glossy photographs with a paragraph on the back of each one and a hankerin’ for wolf meat. 

Murkkka!

It’s a miracle! Praise! Glory! A toetal miracle! Three examples of limitations on the concept of “Free Speech.” Badass Nebraska senator stands up and smacks down a MAGAT in a glorious example of how to fight back. 

Titanic! Tuesday! Thai officials find their missing radioactive material. A great idea ruined in NC. Texas has a healthcare crisis of its own making. Who knew Miss Lindsey could be funny? Nitwit Nero foghorns more violent insurrection. FloridaMan MAGAT looks at 35 years in the joint. WeakerSpeaker McCarthy goes ahead with a veto override vote. Who needs clean water?

Spring! Such a relief! Except that it’s freezing. Anyway! It’s a day, appropriately, of MAGATS losing their . . . feces. Their GodEmperor of Derp may be criminally charged. They don’t know whether to bark or heel. But it’s interesting to watch. 

Meanwhile, the Republic hangs in the balance. 

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Hi, I’m a serpent. Kiss me! I’m Irish! 🙂 Patrick failed! 🙂 (But the Vikings didn’t! Lindisfarne, anyone?) Oh, well! On to the hell of the day. I’m not the only one disillusioned by the lack of DoJ action against Geezer Disgustus. So, too, is Nicolle Wallace (but she’d squeal like a stuck pig if what she wants for Nitwit Nero were to be applied to her former boss . . . oops!) 

A rose among the thorns. In (of all places) North Dakotastan, their all-Republican Supreme Court declared that a woman has a constitutional right to abortion as a matter of life and happiness. MAGAT drag queen tries to re-brand himself. Still a drag queen, though. Monkey-Up and his pet legislature take dead aim at the First Amendment. 

Language is gay! Aiyeeeee! Minnesota MAGAT senator says he’s never seen a hungry Minnesotan. MAGAT columnist freezes trying to define “woke.” AntiFa in Sacramento! Aiyeee! Monkey-Up attacks the Miami Hyatt and gets a journalist fired. A look at what the arrest of Donald Trump might look like. 

Caesar got off easy!

Snowflake Money-up gets punky-punked. Rafaelito gets a haircut . . . from his publisher. Zelensky opens a new room in Pooty’s head . . . where he lives rent-free. Alliance Defaming Freedom, that tax-exempt fascist grift, gets caught in an email dump. South Carolinastan MAGATS want to execute women for getting abortions. MAGATS blame “woke” for SVB collapse.

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Damn, those cops in Louisville are dirty! MAGATS hold the U.S. (and the world) hostage. Union president teaches some manners to a MAGAT senator. California deals with another atmospheric river. Glen Youngkin flubs on his transphobia. 

Late upload. PC issues. Late to air because of the time it took to get home from Charleston and a rally for my right to exist. 

Joyful greetings to all my sisters on this day! Thank-you so for being in my life. 

Now back to our regularly scheduled outrage. I can’t help wondering if the outage that kept me off air Tuesday was really a fallen tree or, y’know, Nazis. Accelerationism. And in the meantime, reports indicate the Boogaloo Incel Tactical Command Headquarters Executive Staff is re-organizing. Great. 

Little Miss Three Names wants a war with Mexico. Corporate cowardice from Walgreens. Political courage from Gavin Newsome. Genocide rears its filthy head at CPAC. Nitwit Nero burbles about

Sorry for the late Start. 

Oh, dear! The CPAC circus is back in town. Get the hockey puck.

Also: Florida wants to force bloggers to register with the state if they dare write about Monkey-up.

TTW Rafaelito Eduardo Cruz, the Annointed Booger-eatin’ Future King of America showed the world why he’s in the Senate instead of out there trying cases. He’s the MTQ of Senate Republicans. Also: Fox hack gets called to yell in the House. 

P.S. Homophobically slurring Pete Buttigieg probably plays more poorly than most MAGATS think.